i'm feeling fairly salty about this atm so pls bulls rub it in i deserve it. demand is down, model Y is a flop, China numbers are way down, factory workers are getting covid, competition is destroying in Europe... stonk up 8% to ATH

Up 8% on a fraud email that actually shows the truck is delayed more than originally planned is of course ridiculous. It's par for the course though in crazy toppy bull markets. This is pets.com stuff.

Puts are partly a bet that the market euphoria gets back to reality a little in the next 2.5 or 7 months or whatever your tiem frame is. It's not a bad bet considering that all tech is at all time highs.

It's not a bet on Tesla alone. Market sentiment still owns where Tesla goes for the most part, and even how news is viewed.

there is nothing more annoying than Tesla investors talking about how smart they are. You can't really debate them without sounding salty, because they will, 100% of the time, immediately go to 'stock price bro', and according to basically everyone watching, they win the argument.

We are in a market in which DUO went up 10x intraday because it had the name FANG in it and people want to buy FANG.

I keep shorting near term puts to buy leaps wondering when I'm going to get putted.

20 billion dollar leaked email

Got into those August 600 puts @ ~16.50, went back out at 13.70, back in at 10.90. Stock price is up 25$ since I bought this morning and price is flat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't forget Zoom vs ZM, KO vs coke.

I'm thinking to start my own ETF called QQCUE

This is more a "Musk email fraud" than "oops mom I bought the wrong company and made 1000% in a day" thing, but my favorite was the Long Iced Tea Company, a small company that made bottled drinks, that announced they were changing their name to the Long Island Iced Tea Blockchain Company to "do preliminary investigations into blockchain investments", which spiked them up 400% in an hour



Then there's the pot company, TLRY, which went to $30 billion on $25 million a quarter in revenue, then lost 97% of its value. That's 1/6th of Tesla' current valuation for something that's close to worthless and went -97%. $30 billion alone got dumped into fraud coin ICOs. So the dumb ponzi money is truly out there.

We really are in crazy times, and Musk has built his own cult of tech nerd crazies with the help of the fake news media. Half of these guys would take a bullet for him, believing they're saving the world.

Battery day might mention one of their battery supplier's battery longevity:

https://www.businessinsider.com/catl...n-miles-2020-6

I doubt that Tesla would take an entire day (60 minute webcast more likely) to talk about this, but its pretty interesting. They signed a deal to use CATL batteries with a million mile, 16-year lifespan in the Model 3 in China.

These Tesla Puts are the freest free money of all time. Covid Wave 2 is going to crash the market this fall.

For real though. Buy Tesla Puts and Long Link and BTC.

What strike and date are you buying

11/20 $1k

10 contracts just a cool $173k. Free money?

Bought 1 August 21 700 for $21. Don't know what I'm doing, but going for it nonetheless

SEMI ****S!!!

last call to sell 1000+ tsla donkfest siren

Price action makes me think it ends up closer to 1025 than <1000

I would love to be super wrong about this lol

Just covered 1st leg of the short at 976. feels like this should be much lower, but since it isn't dying I'll reduce risk.

https://twitter.com/pemenot/status/1...102126595?s=21

covered some more 930. leaving a bit to let it drop further next week.

Why the quick cover yesterday and today? You think it's going up again? Because hover or lower is a hold.

I think it could bounce a bit for another sale. I guess I am just used to the relentless buying lately so booking wins makes sense. Obviously better to let profits run but this market is tough to do that in.

looks like it might be time for another TSLA strangle - the IV is out of hand and the vix is high


You can sell the $500 put for $1 that expires friday

A friend recently got his Tesla solar roof here in AZ with no issues.

Ouch;

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures