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04-14-2020 , 12:41 AM
this is fine
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04-14-2020 , 04:39 AM
In fairness they do lose less money when not doing anything.
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04-14-2020 , 05:11 AM
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Tesla CEO Elon Musk tweeted late Saturday that the "functionality" of its "Robotaxi" line could be ready by the end of this year, although regulatory approval is the "big unknown."
Insane claim

But
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04-14-2020 , 06:59 AM
The liar and fraud said that Fully Self Driving would be feature complete by the end of last year (they have absolutely zero a year later), now it's the end of this year?

He's really nailed the nerdy-but-stupid and the lonely loser techie demographic.
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04-14-2020 , 07:26 AM
this is fine
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04-14-2020 , 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Shuffle
$700 (+8%) pre-market. Might be up more in pre-market today than it was all day yesterday.

Don't worry, Tooth. Musk can't conjure up cash flow out of thin air. He will go busto this year. $800 or $900 and back to $590 by the end of the week would be really nice.
Tesla is producing robo-ventilatorprinting-money-taxis and you speak of cash flow?

The value of a common stock depends entirely upon what it will earn in the future.
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04-14-2020 , 08:33 AM
getting juicy to get ~back in

(I've held a few June July Jan21 Jun21 puts), down overall trading this garbage but 2020 has been good
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04-14-2020 , 08:53 AM
I'm still waiting for an entry, positive market will keep ripping all the crap (look at NIO today for example), so it's best to time this with a market reversal.
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04-14-2020 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by despacito
The value of a common stock depends entirely upon what it will earn in the future on Mars.
FYP
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04-14-2020 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
I'm still waiting for an entry, positive market will keep ripping all the crap (look at NIO today for example), so it's best to time this with a market reversal.
fair enough, i was going to wait till the parabolic rise subsided again, but i guess the market backdrop should certainly be considered as well



Unrelated, has anyone been following this, yes i know spacex launch site is in Brownsville, but 40 trips there with almost half being on the ground for under an hour and most under 2 hours, conspiracy theorist hat aside, what possible reason would anyone do that? Troll shorts?

https://twitter.com/evdefender/statu...91101035466752
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04-14-2020 , 10:17 AM
May 1800 call 5.00

June 1750 call 10.00

Give me a reason not to sell these
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04-14-2020 , 10:34 AM
good things happen to good people, the lord is in elons corner.

there is a market for 1800 right now?? what would your total risk reward be??
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04-14-2020 , 12:06 PM
Madoff crushed life for 40 years as the darling of Wall Street and smart wealthy Jews with a legendary hedge fund that was so exclusive that there was a long waiting list. Currently doing 150 years in federal prison.
Elizabeth Holmes was the darling of the media and investors (including the mindcuck Larry Ellison who also loves Musk) for 12 years despite having a pure bullshit claim.
Enron was much loved and touted by all analysts while doing pure aggressive fraud for years.

Good things happen to bad people, fraud pays until the economy turns, usually.
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04-14-2020 , 12:42 PM
Feel like it's significantly easier to fool people in those types of companies though (Enron/Madoff/Theranos). Tesla is small enough and has a lot of comparable peers and the technology is no longer new/development phase, if he's really hiding stuff in the figures he wont be able to hide it as long as they did.
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04-14-2020 , 03:32 PM
got out at 712 like a huge donk. waiting for a better selling entry point.
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04-14-2020 , 07:59 PM
GS upgrades tsla to buy

All is right with the world
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04-14-2020 , 09:20 PM
Someone convince me not to just dump the rest of my cash in like Jan puts
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04-14-2020 , 09:54 PM
Missouri offering 1b to have cybertruck production take place there, lol
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04-15-2020 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Xkf
Someone convince me not to just dump the rest of my cash in like Jan puts

Because there is no bottom to the irrational belief in Musk. You can be right on every logical argument and still get smoked.

I turned bull last year - based solely on how he will never be allowed to fail by the cult - and the cult is huge, rich, and powerful.
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04-15-2020 , 12:43 PM
.. so only dump half of your cash in puts
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04-15-2020 , 06:23 PM
It was actually a well timed trade, you just got shafted by Goldman AH yesterday with a big absurd pump, and even with that came out ahead.
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04-15-2020 , 09:59 PM
Not a single ventilator promised by musk has been delivered

https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/edito...241982586.html
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04-15-2020 , 10:49 PM
Why, there's no need of course



Click through for more medical expert tweets
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04-16-2020 , 03:44 AM


He is a medical professional with years of practice now too.
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04-16-2020 , 10:05 AM
so it was actually good they sent out the wrong type of machines. ventilators would of most likely killed more, plus they don't even need them now anyway. bpap machines less invasive, plus no dental bill or raspy voice.
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