Yeah why does he randomly respond to weird fanboys w like 100 followers who tweet at him? It's bizarre. They love it though

Very bullish, should cause a face ripper to 600 over a few weeks after shaking out the weak hands at Monday open.

I'm closing all my 2020 puts except for the covered puts that I'm shorting.

For real? If so can you help me understand why

I'm only half joking.

A lot of funds are being carried out in body bags right now; all of them that are short Tesla are going to be forced to buy throughout the next week after the Monday washout. Whether or not that is going to cause another face ripper situation like October 2018-January 2019 is another story.

If you recall, during that time in which all the funds were imploding back then, Elon could have raped children on live TV and the stock would still be forced upwards because of the fund implosions.

I hope that this time around it won't happen because short float should be very low after the 900 debacle, and most of the remaining shorts are convert hedges, but Tesla is always a special stock.

Ok thanks for clarifying, I thought you might be on some crazy level I can't understand

TSLA is a special stock because the cars are insane. I've driven and rode them and they are by far the best car i've ever been in.

I think this stock could go pretty low, but no way it goes BK. The cars he makes are too nice.

I would buy shares under 200

What kind of logic is this? Nice cars = bankruptcy impossible?

Nice cars are the first thing to go in a recession/depression. Options are pricing in ~10% chance of bankruptcy at the moment.

lock up the thread boys, tesla's been solved

cars are too nice, how come nobody thought of that before?

Looks like Tesla is going to receive a federal bailout to make ventilators.
Going to close all 2020 puts.

Boomers getting the ford/gm models obv while millenials opt for the tsla.

Full self respiration by eoy, funding guaranteed.

Imagine what the stories are going to be when the machines fail. "We'll it's really a software company and we own the data"

They couldn't get Toyota to do it?

Ah ****, this thing is going to be 500 before open Monday. What a ****ing joke

****in a haha

I been musked

GM stock will shrug, TSLA +10%

Yeah this isn’t safe to be naked short over the weekend. You can probably sell if we see a 5 handle.

If we pump I'll prob sell out of shorter dated puts and hold onto June and January

Elon might say he's going to make ventilators, but his reputation is a known liar. So, I'd be shocked if it actually happens. To be clear I'm not personally calling him a liar - this is the list of pillars of the community that are:

Federal government (SEC)
Federal Court judges (pedophile debacle)
Walton Family - solar panel fires
Sheriff in Fremont (Mass shooting hoax)
Consumers - class action suit
Investors - misleading tweets
Peers on Wall Street - "just blatent lies"
And his own father - "I'll wait till he comes to his senses."

Tesla can't go bankrupt because of military interest in self driving missiles, I mean cars, but Musk sure can and can also be replaced for being too much of a rogue actor a la Steve Jobs (my military contacts say he's already on thin ice for wasting top brass's time).

These are all hi tech military weapons when you start seeing billions in government subsidies - Tesla, Apple, Google, Facebook, and Windows with NSA backdoors for decades.

Tooth any opinion on this? Still holding Jun puts?

Seems like a nothing, do they need a 'go-ahead' to make ventilators anyway? I think the pump to 900 took the edge off of how absurd 450 still is, the future right now:

> Complete sales collapse
> Only factory shut down
> Cash still burning

Auto sales are going to take time to comeback, look at the GFC




Should note that I am still short and don't care about 30% pumps here or there, no idea what this does to the stock over the super short term.

I assume Musk will use this as a loophole to keep the entire factory open, and building cars, while a team of 10-12 guys are over in a corner somewhere designing a torpedo shaped ventilator from scratch for a couple of months.

https://mashable.com/article/experts...s/?europe=true

Does their factory staying open even help them? Who is buying cars? It might help them temporarily pump their numbers I guess.