$5 billion in cash claimed on the balance sheet, permanently profitable going forward. Also, I can has $2 billion to strengthen the balance sheet and "general corporate purchases"?
Tesla is a fraud, selling fake promises to gullible morons and then using that to fund its losing operations. Case in point: Electrek (Tesla mouth piece) yesterday is claiming that 9K made in China for the quarter would be great, and 15K next quarter would be a big ramp. But Tesla's head of Chinese operations claimed in December that Tesla was running at 1K/week and imminently ramping to 3K/week. In reality there was zero local production, just some hand test assembly of imported parts. That pure deliberate fraud/lie was part of the reason the stock kept climbing.
I think this is my favorite bit of theater though:
Quote:
Tesla Board Member Larry Ellison Will Purchase Up to $1M of Common Stock
The slappies will get excited on this meaningless news ("Ellison believe in the stock!"), but this is 1/100th of what he invested in Theranos.
Last edited by ToothSayer; 02-13-2020 at 09:24 AM.