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01-09-2020 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
The cuck Mark Spiegel just capitulated on his short in a series of tweets. The last time he did that was at the top at $360 before it crashed to $180. This is likely very close to the top as well at $495, with even two strong Tesla bulls and cheerleader analysts downgrading today to neutral from strong buy because perfection + massive growth is priced in (Tesla is worth almost as much as VW which makes, today and not as a maybe in 10 years, $13 billion in profit and $250 billion in revenue), and Tesla has a horrible record of delivering.
The people want growth, not stagnation.
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01-09-2020 , 07:29 PM
For sure, but there's not even major growth. Tesla revenue is negative YoY last quarter and likely this one too. Despite being in far more markets than they were a year ago (all of Europe and the rest of the world was opened up this year for the first time to the Model 3)
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01-09-2020 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
For sure, but there's not even major growth. Tesla revenue is negative YoY last quarter and likely this one too. Despite being in far more markets than they were a year ago (all of Europe and the rest of the world was opened up this year for the first time to the Model 3)
True, but more or less flat over that (cherry picked) period.




Cost efficiency improving too.
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01-10-2020 , 06:26 AM
There's something unsettling about Grimes and Musk having a kid
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01-10-2020 , 07:43 AM
I kind of fell in love with her when I first heard flesh without blood thinking she's super special

Then Azelia Banks says she tried to collaborate with her but she couldn't because she's just a methed out junkie and now she's posting topless photos with a fetus digitally imprinted on her stomach to be "feral because pregnancy is feral"

So now I'm thinking... Hmm meth would also explain so unique and quirky

Still an amazing song and video though

Can't not watch this and fall in love with her all over again

Last edited by rickroll; 01-10-2020 at 07:50 AM.
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01-10-2020 , 01:52 PM
Happy four year anniversary of Musk's two year timeline, everyone.

Promised: LA to NY unassisted in 2 years



Delivered 4 years later: Can't reliably make it across the block using their simplest feature.



And still slams into parked fire trucks, killing people, proving it can't fulfil the basic long-solved task of avoiding obstacles even on a highway.

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January 8, 2020
US safety agency opens probe into fatal Tesla Model 3 crash in Indiana

The crash is the 14th involving Tesla that NHTSA’s special crash investigation program has taken up in which it suspects the company’s so-called Autopilot or other advanced driver assistance system was in use.

It is the third Tesla crash NHTSA has said it was investigating in recent weeks.
There's about $1 billion in fraud in FSD vaporware alone (FSD is separate from autopilot)

Meanwhile, he promised "feature complete" full level 5 autonomy finished 10 days ago to bondholders when he needed to sell $3 billion in bonds last April to keep Tesla alive. Spent the entire call on it, claiming a million Tesla robotaxis this year bringing in $30 billion was going to happen.

Musk is either the greatest fraud and liar of our age or a moron who can't grasp complexity at an even basic level. Take your pick?
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01-10-2020 , 02:39 PM
ToothSayer - C'mon, man. He said "~2 years". Pretty pedantic of you to insist that we've exited the range of "about".
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01-10-2020 , 02:49 PM
He's been saying it for years. Also in 2016:

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“I really consider autonomous driving a solved problem,” he said. “I think we are probably less than two years away.”
And the particular prediction he doubled down further when it missed:

Feb 2018: Musk says Tesla's autonomous LA-to-NYC trip still coming
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CEO Elon Musk said a self-driving Tesla will attempt the trip from Los Angeles to New York in the next three to six months after missing the deadline he set for late 2017. The autonomous capability will then become available to customers, he said.
It's a deliberate brazen fraud to get in billions in FSD vaporware and add further 10% margin to many of his (highly money losing) cars. If it's > 3 years away, no one would buy the FSD package. So he tells them it's "3 to 6 months" away and so they splash down $5000 on that promise. FSD is one of the biggest consumer frauds in a long time.
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01-10-2020 , 03:03 PM
Tooth - I agree Musk is a charlatan, but if that's your response to my little joke then I think you're wound a little too tight on this subject. Take a breath, man.
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01-10-2020 , 03:07 PM
I got the joke (I know your position on Musk), but it's actually a reasonable criticism as well, so I'm laying out the evidence.
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01-10-2020 , 04:15 PM
People for years have been espousing the market is oversold and when the next recession hits, you are going to need a strong balance sheet.

It seems like if that happens soon then TSLA is mega-****ed, but part of me is starting to wonder it this China stuff might allow them to blow up with way cheaper cars eventually. A huge selling point of early tesla was "built in america" and if they can successfully transition to "built in china" maybe they can grow demand with cheaper cars.
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01-10-2020 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by WCF Tech

Tesla’s (NASDAQ:TSLA) vehicle registrations for November witnessed a nearly 14-fold increase in China relative to the comparable period last year as the company successfully evaded an industry-wide malaise currently affecting the Asian giant.

According to the data provided by the state-backed China Automotive Information Net (CAIN), 5,597 Tesla vehicles were registered in November, thereby, marking a 5-month high and a whopping 1,324 percent increase relative to the 393 Tesla cars that were registered in the same period last year.
lol sample size but I am watching with interest what Chinese demand looks like after the supply floodgates open. I do not think Tesla's historical data gives much insight into future performance in China one way or the other.

https://wccftech.com/tesla-registrat...-to-last-year/


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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
...part of me is starting to wonder it this China stuff might allow them to blow up with way cheaper cars eventually.
Me too. Seems extremely difficult for Tesla to get a lower cost model out in the near future. Would love to be wrong about this, but I think they tried to get the M3 to a lower price point and failed.
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01-10-2020 , 10:10 PM
Floodgates! Does this mean there will be air-friction-limited robots assembling the cars?
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01-10-2020 , 10:21 PM
I'd be shocked if Tesla didn't do very well in China, there are a number of showrooms in Beijing and they are always packed. When I'm in China I see Tesla's on the road daily as well as Tesla charging stations.

I also see lambos daily in those cities as well so take this all with a grain of salt that the demand could very much just be niche.
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01-10-2020 , 11:03 PM
teslas will be solid in china. they will sell
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01-10-2020 , 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by the pleasure
teslas will be solid in china. they will sell
I've reported this post. The spelling makes it obvious that your account has been hacked.
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01-10-2020 , 11:40 PM
Another thing to account regarding car prices on China is that for to import tariffs a car that costs 40k in the us/Europe will sell between 60k to 90k in China. This makes that price point they are offering it even cheaper than it appears. Chinese all have little faith in domestic brands (this is changing but slowly, much like Hyundai/Kia no longer brands to be ashamed to drive in the US). So at that price it's cheaper than a lot of cars that don't have nearly as much consumer demand.

China also has a stigma against buying used cars.

In my mind the only threat to Tesla succeeding in China (if they can sell cars at that price profitably) is political/cultural.

As a foreign form they'll always be on thin ice. One ill thought out tweet (not even feel Elon but from some employee of his) would bring about a boycott/vigilante vandalism etc. Likewise, if a new official comes into power that thinks Tesla is hurting a Chinese brand like BYD they could cripple it through regulation.

The natural market is ripe but there's a lot of things that could upset the apple cart that's already being steered by a mad man.
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01-11-2020 , 02:25 AM
Fiat Chrysler will effectively fund Tesla's German factory, investment bank says
https://europe.autonews.com/automake...ment-bank-says

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NEW YORK -- Fiat Chrysler Automobile's deal to pool its fleet with Tesla to comply with stricter emissions rules in Europe is in effect funding the electric-car maker's upcoming Germany factory, according to a U.S. investment bank.

FCA reached an agreement with Tesla last spring that could cost FCA an estimated 1.8 billion ($2 billion) through 2023. That breaks out to about $150 million to $200 million per quarter and will pad Tesla's profit margins starting in the first three months of this year, according to Ben Kallo, a Robert W. Baird & Co. analyst.

"While we acknowledge investors may want to strip out credits in evaluating operational execution, we do note the credits effectively fund Tesla's European factory," Kallo wrote in a report Thursday.

While he cut his rating on Tesla to the equivalent of a hold, from a buy, the analyst raised his price target to $525, from $355.
Maybe Tesla's core business is capturing incentives?
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01-11-2020 , 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by despacito
Maybe Tesla's core business is capturing incentives?
Tesla's core business has been taking advantage of subsidies for a long time. The problem is it hasn't even gotten them to breakeven, and the subsidies are quickly disappearing.
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01-11-2020 , 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted by stinkypete
Tesla's core business has been taking advantage of subsidies for a long time. The problem is it hasn't even gotten them to breakeven, and the subsidies are quickly disappearing.
gg the US tax credit

but about to start printing $1Bil. p/a in Europe via the FCA deal

China exemption for purchase tax = $675Mil. p/a (assuming 3000 M3 per week * 52 * RRP $43,133 * 10% purchase tax), assume this could change at short notice though
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01-11-2020 , 08:54 AM
Can someone explain to me how this pooling of completely unrelated companies makes any sense? Is it not just the EU admitting that their targets are not realistic for the whole sector? And that they don't want to lose car manufacturers that don't meet the targets? And as a result, it's just a cash grab of the EU?

I understand setting hard & unrealistic targets can be done in policy to push impacted parties to change, but the end result of car companies paying eachother billions just to comply with the legislation is just ridiculous imo.

(fwiw I don't have a particular issue of EVs getting fiscal incentives if governments want to support it, I just find the structure that FCA has to pay billions to Tesla ridiculous)
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01-11-2020 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Can someone explain to me how this pooling of completely unrelated companies makes any sense? Is it not just the EU admitting that their targets are not realistic for the whole sector? And that they don't want to lose car manufacturers that don't meet the targets? And as a result, it's just a cash grab of the EU?

I understand setting hard & unrealistic targets can be done in policy to push impacted parties to change, but the end result of car companies paying eachother billions just to comply with the legislation is just ridiculous imo.

(fwiw I don't have a particular issue of EVs getting fiscal incentives if governments want to support it, I just find the structure that FCA has to pay billions to Tesla ridiculous)
so, i'm the last person to defend eu-policies, but there aren't that many pure EV producers to pool with. basically every major car producer is increasing their offering of EVs and hybrid cars to comply with this.

the exact wording on that contract will be interesting, now that FCA and PSA are most likely going to merge.
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01-11-2020 , 06:20 PM
Ol moderruski over at reddit made ~65k writing tesla options last year and blew it all up in the first 5 trading days this year selling short straddles and some nakeds
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01-11-2020 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Can someone explain to me how this pooling of completely unrelated companies makes any sense? Is it not just the EU admitting that their targets are not realistic for the whole sector? And that they don't want to lose car manufacturers that don't meet the targets? And as a result, it's just a cash grab of the EU?

I understand setting hard & unrealistic targets can be done in policy to push impacted parties to change, but the end result of car companies paying eachother billions just to comply with the legislation is just ridiculous imo.
It puts a price on emissions, and creates a market for it, which gives companies flexibility in HOW they achieve the emissions reduction, whilst incentivising the desired behavior.

For example: FCA could have opted to produce EVs itself, or reduce emissions of its ICE vehicles, instead of outsourcing R&D and production for this purpose to Tesla.

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Originally Posted by bbfg
(fwiw I don't have a particular issue of EVs getting fiscal incentives if governments want to support it, I just find the structure that FCA has to pay billions to Tesla ridiculous)
FCA's obligation to pay arises from a contract it voluntarily entered into.

Here is a summary of the legal obligation to reduce emissions.

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Originally Posted by Financial Times
The [deal] will allow FCA to offset CO2 emissions from its cars against Tesla’s, lowering its average figure to a permissible level. From [2020], the EU’s target for average CO2 emissions from cars is 95g per kilometre.

In 2018, average emissions were 120.5g per kilometre, according to data supplier Jato Dynamics. FCA averaged 123g last year, according to UBS, which said the carmaker had the “highest risk of not meeting the target”.

Analysts at Jefferies forecast FCA could face fines in excess of €2bn in 2021 when the new targets become law. A study by PA Consulting last year said FCA was likely to exceed the target by 6.7 grammes of CO2 per kilometre — the biggest gap among the 13 carmakers it profiled.
https://www.ft.com/content/7a3c8d9a-...b-1fe89bedc16e

Last edited by despacito; 01-11-2020 at 06:42 PM.
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01-12-2020 , 04:15 AM
so what happens to that deal when FCA merges with PSA?
that would be an interesting youtube question for an earnings call.
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