FWAUD

Hey dude, let's start here from late September 26 in an exchange where you (shocker) bragged to tt... Post the screenshot of this trade and I'll never post here again, ever. The mods can exile me if they like... Reminder: this is a LONG CALL (bullish) position (supposedly)

And here's an example of the kind of advice I post in private chat. This is right when earnings were released and the stock was at $280. This is clearly mega bullish on the numbers and I'm advising people to cover and get long in no uncertain terms:



There was a 5 bagger on calls two days after this (on a Friday) that we piled in on in private chat. It was gbp's idea and I jumped on too. Didn't post that here so your ridiculous request that it match a post won't work, but I have another call buy from last week that I did post here that you much as "sure buddy".

Not sure why I'm feeling so generous showing what's possible on Tesla. Perhaps because it's the holiday season. I would have posted this advice here if not for pure pieces of trash like you I don't want to give free money to.

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Just saw this, awesome. This didn't match your requirements that it match a post but you're taking a complete exile if I post this? Good riddance to toxic rubbish.

Everything he posted is easily faked. He can't even post actual proof. Sad.

Again, that isn't a real time call tooth. It's obvious why you won't post in real time, even when it would benefit you in your trading thread, it's because you either don't trade or you are not a very good trader.


Which is it?

That's not a trade confirmation or a recommendation, it's an after the fact, cherry picked brag (like usual). I await your screenshot, meanwhile...

420! Blunts for everyone!

<posts detailed exit tickets>. Your response:
That says it all really.

You posted exits from five+ years ago, that's not what anyone is interested in my friend. Still waiting...

Some of his work is open source and there are a bunch of other 3rd party libraries/subscriptions you could use to prototype quickly.

But Tesla is leagues ahead of such an effort, with training data, deep engineering talent (including SpaceX), rolling its own chips, and cash to burn.

Also autonomous driving is a situation where 95% is effectively 0% real-world utility due to regulation and concerns from public over safety.

In the meanwhile; funding secured.

What evidence is there of this? They're dead last in autonomous driving by all objective evidence.

Training data is worthless - one of the great things about lidar (compared to visible light) is that it's precise and so you can simulate it. And the 10+ billion miles that they've simulated are why Waymo now have autonomous robotaxis without a safety driver operating in Phoenix. I don't think you realize how many years ahead of Tesla they are here. Tesla aren't even where Waymo were 5 years ago yet.



Tesla FSD Robotaxis aren't happening in 2020, or 2021, or 2022, or 2023 in a limited geographical area, let alone 1 million of them all over the world. It's pure fraud/fiction. It's just not possible. Even Waymo's advanced systems, many years ahead of Tesla, run into rare issues like not knowing what to do when someone is unloading a van (are they about to leave/should we wait or turn around and go back)?
Agreed. This was my completely uncontroversial point - even a layman coding shmucks like me could program FSD to 95% in a year, that's how trivial and worthless 95% is. 95% gets you something nicely demoable (with complete supervision) on city streets, but it gets you nowhere on FSD robotaxis. Yet 95% (or less, since they're stupidity trying to do vision without lidar) is what Tesla have right now.

I won't need to buy salt for a year.

Tsla trading 420. Thought it was impossible. Elon has been known to create the impossible though.

420 we made it

Lots of cracks. Same with Apple.

Yo dude how is the model 3 treating you? Nice to have someone in the thread who actually owns a Tesla.

It's not hard to see why the stock is priced where it is. Morons like this with money to throw around are everywhere, and the float is tiny.

You could provide the whole continental US with enough salt for 37 years. How does it feel?

I've made lots of money on this stock and am glad I get the opportunity to make a lot more. Feels great. Plus I'm not a moron, so that's nice too.

Sure you did. You could level entire mountains with salt.

Have you noticed how literally everyone with a brain who has analyzed the stock in depth is bearish long term? You see it as a smear campaign when it's literally just unbiased analysis. (Yes, TSLAQ has its morons, but the community is based around a few smart guys who know their ****.)

The entire bull case can be summarized as follows:
a) stock price bro
b) FSD is killing people? but have you driven one bro?
c) legions of completely clueless fanboys are willing to buy the stock at any price, because they have zero grasp of fundamentals and can't recognize lies/fraud
d) elon on good terms with the CCP which "may" present opportunities for fraudulent reporting that will keep driving the stock up in a market that doesn't question elon's accounting practices
e) possibility of more subsidies, which elon is pretty good at extracting (the creative accounting types are also pretty good at creatively influencing lawmakers)

Let me know if I missed anything. I'm pretty sure that covers the entire bull case though.

That might be enough to keep driving the price up until Q1 losses are reported, but as those of us with a brain know, this company is ****ed long term unless some truly miraculous things happen.

And I just filled the Alphine mountains. Just leveled it with all the salt. Thanks for your contribution.

You missed this.

Even that’s not enough.

Musk also needs to pull off a Bezos moving Tesla into adjacent businesses currently not obvious.

Argument for that is Tesla is already seeing limited success with power walls.

Argument against (which I think is stronger) is every .com retailer not amazon.com sank.

Well, Merry Christmas to Musk and the Tesla bulls.

In 2020, curious what people think the odds are on these:

1. Tesla goes below $250 ($425 today)
2. Tesla goes above $560 (the trigger for Musk to get a billion dollar cash payout plus option in the first of 10 massive payouts)
3. Musk is charged with a criminal offense related to Tesla or Solarcity