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How would something like that stay quiet?
Obviously there is a lot going on behind the scenes and I don't have any inside information so the more deductions I try to make to piece things together the farther from the truth I will likely end up. And I will also start to sound like a nutter. But its fun so I will give a comprehensive conspiracy theory a go:
Theory: Tesla was in a cash crunch in September. Model 3 production was a disaster. Q3 was going to be a loss and then game over. Elon and Deepak conceive of plan for BoringCo to borrow money from SpaceX and then buy 15k Teslas with that money. (and maybe some of the money is Elon's as well.) Later I will opine about why Boring and how Elon planned to make it right retroactively.
First off if my theory were true who would need to know?
At Tesla- just Elon and Deepak initially, anyone else? Remember they don't have a CAO the last one quit after less than a month. And remember Elon thanking Deepak profusely on Q3 call for saving the company. Tesla's ERP and inventory tracking are disasters. They have thousands of cars stored at dozens of lots across the country- including at SpaceX! How hard would it be to disappear 15k?
At Boring Co- Lol.
At SpaceX- Maybe nobody for awhile if the money is flowing fast enough.
However I will argue that it didn't stay quiet. SpaceX investors asked questions when Elon came back to them sooner than expected for more money and found out the truth putting in to motion all the pieces leading up to last Friday.
We have solid reporting that Musk used SpaceX resources for Boring Co project, Thiel found out, wasn't happy, and Musk claimed he retroactively gave 6% of Boring Co to SpaceX investors to make them whole. 6% just for some man hours and borrowed equipment? What if it was money borrowed too- $500 or so million? And who leaked this story if not Thiel himself to put pressure on Elon? And maybe part of the agreement was also Musk ceding control at SpaceX and Tesla?
Musk's MO would be to pump and raise his way out of the mess not this cost cutting and revising guidance downward. Which it seemed like he was planning to do with Tunnel and China groundbreaking events but compared to past displays they were halfhearted and lacked follow through. Maybe because in between planning them and carrying them out Elon lost control of Tesla.
What could Elon have done recently that is a big enough ****up to get him to cede power willingly? Remember that this is the guy that blew up a sweetheart settlement deal with the SEC before being forced back into it 24 hours later.
What if Elon's plan was to juice Q3 numbers by having BoringCo buy 15k Teslas, then pull a "solar roof" style presentation with the Boring tunnel reveal thereby raising funds for Boring. Which naturally they would have to use to buy Teslas since it was just revealed that Elon's mass transit tunnel uses only Teslas. THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG BOOM ANOTHER SYNERGY. Meanwhile SpaceX was suddenly under extreme financial pressure and had to raise again in December. (under my theory they would be short cash since Elon tunneled SpaceX funds to Boring.)
Only it didn't work because the presentation was a disaster and I think he got found out beforehand since the Thiel story ran the day before (and Elon was quoted as to why it sucked- "I ran out of time.")
Now the legal liabilities are too great so Gracias is in charge of packaging up this turd nicely for a Chapter 11 with part time counsel Butswinkas (hired 12/6 but kept his big firm job) assisting on a short term basis and possibly Alvarez and Marsal consulting.
Keep in mind the wheels of this recent cost cutting campaign must have begun turning in December even though demand hadn't died yet and Tesla appeared relatively healthy on the surface. Why?
I predicted bankruptcy by end of Q1 last week but that was based on the lack of demand just since Jan 1- would they have moved this quickly to layoffs and other measures if it was just the last few weeks that were the problem? I wasn't expecting the **** to hit the fan for a few more weeks...
Whew, all the conspiracies are out of my system. I feel much better now.