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08-17-2018 , 12:40 AM
I definitely called Peak Cuck far too early. What an amazing article. Highlights:

Pious Elon picture. Face can't get any more sad, or hands any more claspy.
Short hatred and paranoia.
Admissions the short sellers can drive his company to destruction:
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He said he was bracing for “at least a few months of extreme torture from the short-sellers, who are desperately pushing a narrative that will possibly result in Tesla’s destruction.”
Pretty amazing statement. How could short sellers affect Tesla if they're going to be profitable next quarter and production is ramping? Why is there "extreme torture" for "at least a few months" if he's ramping and is now profitable?

Funding confirmed non-existent, a lot worse than merely not secured.
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But the Saudi fund had not committed to provide any cash, two people briefed on the discussions said.
And some read-between-the-lines:

- They're actively searching for a new CEO
- Confirmation that he's a coke monkey according to a board member ("used recreational drugs sometimes" - and he claims not to use marijuana)

Last edited by ToothSayer; 08-17-2018 at 12:59 AM.
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08-17-2018 , 07:07 AM
The chance of a buyout at $420 now has to be pretty close to zero right? Too many negatives surrounding Tesla from so many angles for anyone to risk taking Tesla private at such a massive price?

Hilarious Musk mentioned Ambien the same drug Rosie o Donnell blamed for her career ending tweet. Is the plan to blame Ambien for the massive securities fraud?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-tweet.html
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08-17-2018 , 08:22 AM
My fav attempts of him trying to control the narrative:

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Mr. Musk has said he saw the tweet as an attempt at transparency.
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Mr. Musk added that he did not regret his Twitter post — “Why would I?”.
The whole article reminds me of the cliche job interview response
[Interviewer] What would you say your biggest weakness is?
[Applicant] Sometimes I work too hard.


It also matches what Enty posted earlier - that guy knows everything

Last edited by waffle; 08-17-2018 at 08:31 AM.
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08-17-2018 , 08:43 AM
Lol @ rounded up to 420 for better karma, this **** is amazing
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08-17-2018 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by syndr0me
Lol @ rounded up to 420 for better karma, this **** is amazing
Told a 20 something guy I know that looks like musk , who wants to act , to study up on Elon so he will have a head start on the upcoming Ken burns esque 12 DVD set over all the other hopefuls and blow away the other casting calls.
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08-17-2018 , 09:00 AM
Getting trashed pre market -3.5% $323 are we gonna get weekly close below 300?
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08-17-2018 , 09:12 AM
I am booking smartish as a win
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08-17-2018 , 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
Told a 20 something guy I know that looks like musk , who wants to act , to study up on Elon so he will have a head start on the upcoming Ken burns esque 12 DVD set over all the other hopefuls and blow away the other casting calls.
Now I’m imagining all of these posts presented in sepia tones with Ken Burns reading them aloud.
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08-17-2018 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by a_r_K
The chance of a buyout at $420 now has to be pretty close to zero right? Too many negatives surrounding Tesla from so many angles for anyone to risk taking Tesla private at such a massive price?

Hilarious Musk mentioned Ambien the same drug Rosie o Donnell blamed for her career ending tweet. Is the plan to blame Ambien for the massive securities fraud?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-tweet.html
Ambien is a hell of a drug.

Also I never thought he was serious about the go private tweet. He just seems exactly like President Trump in personality. His tweets are stream of consciousness, unfiltered, unapologetic reflections of his thoughts without any deep thought put into them. And he keeps doing it because he can without consequence. Or at least that's their respective perception...

Even now, it seems like it was a tweet first ask questions later type deal. His tweet was news to everyone, seemingly even to his own squad.
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08-17-2018 , 09:42 AM
An ode to Tesla's stock price right now:

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08-17-2018 , 09:55 AM
goddamn this has been such a wild ride for a sideways stock in the last year.
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08-17-2018 , 10:14 AM
There is still sooooo much meat in the bone too


Reports of M3 line shutting down at noon.


Who would have thought there was limited demand for a 60k buggy piece of **** deathmobile?
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08-17-2018 , 10:29 AM
Shorting at 370 working again
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08-17-2018 , 11:06 AM
hmm... we're still trading about 200-300$ too high. but i guess today is a start.
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08-17-2018 , 11:09 AM
@gerberkawasaki having a normal one on twitter as always. elon's somehow playing 4d chess and we're all being emotional rubes. he's my favorite delusional tesla bull.
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08-17-2018 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Pulaski
@gerberkawasaki having a normal one on twitter as always. elon's somehow playing 4d chess and we're all being emotional rubes. he's my favorite delusional tesla bull.
It is so hard to pick a favorite but he is a good one
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08-17-2018 , 12:13 PM
who else is there? i just find them all through search so i'm probably missing a lot i wanna make a list so i can follow their reactions in the next few months. gali filche but he's been quiet last few days
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08-17-2018 , 12:29 PM
It appears my most recent ban from TMC might be permanent
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08-17-2018 , 01:38 PM
It's possible Mush going to rehab could actually help the bull case.

Last edited by TeflonDawg; 08-17-2018 at 01:39 PM. Reason: **** it he's Elon Mush now
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08-17-2018 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Pulaski
who else is there? i just find them all through search so i'm probably missing a lot i wanna make a list so i can follow their reactions in the next few months. gali filche but he's been quiet last few days
@gwestr is especially terrible but just follow $tslaq and $tsla fintwit and u will see them


The aggressive ones are funny, but some are legit sad
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08-17-2018 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
It's possible Mush going to rehab could actually help the bull case.
It helps the long term case but would destroy the stock price
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08-17-2018 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by syndr0me
@gwestr is especially terrible but just follow $tslaq and $tsla fintwit and u will see them


The aggressive ones are funny, but some are legit sad
Holy **** that guy is mental.
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08-17-2018 , 04:23 PM
Chances of TSLA going private are actually going up now that the price is down.
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08-17-2018 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by solid first post
Chances of TSLA going private are actually going up now that the price is down.
Maybe true, but it seems incredibly unlikely anyone with $50B+ would be dumb enough to pay $420 for it, and now that that's the number Elon has thrown out there it's probably going to be tough to get shareholder approval at anything resembling a reasonable price until the stock crashes and burns and shareholders recalibrate their expectations.
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08-17-2018 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by syndr0me
@gwestr is especially terrible but just follow $tslaq and $tsla fintwit and u will see them


The aggressive ones are funny, but some are legit sad
I'm pretty certain gwestr is a TSLA bull parody, though based on the stuff I hear from some of the people I have talked to about Tesla's future prospects, I could be wrong.
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