This is nuts:

Tesla Board Confirms It Never Saw "Financing Plan" From Musk On Going Private Deal

Two days after tweeting out to the world that tens of billions of dollars in financing is a done deal and settled and that the only thing left for a go-private is shareholder approval, the board has not been told who's providing the financing.

Dude seems manic. Seriously.

"The only pending item is a shareholder vote" oh and the board, I need to tell the board too

-Elon

haha

source

Soooo should I buy? Lol

Musk just needs to convince current shareholders to trade their shares in for what amounts to non-voting and unlisted shares.

A lot of current shareholders.

If the NXIVM cult leader can convince dozens of B and C list actresses to brand their genitals and become his sex slaves, Musk should have no problem convincing Tesla cult followers devotees to pay $70 above current market prices for the privileges you mention.

This is going to be an embarrassment for SEC for letting this stock trade for days like this. Im not sure if thats good or bad for Musk and his dip**** followers


No 8-k or anything, a blog and a partial board notice that said nothing

There are reasons why the stock didn't even touch 390. Musk's endless lying and erratic behaviour to start with.
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually thinks that he can get tens of billions in cash easily and in fact will do the financiers a favour.

Bloomberg reporting tesla to seek investors to take firm private

How does that not absolutely prove stock price manipulation?



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.blo...e-private-plan

Beautiful stuff.

With no cash left and desperately cutting capex which means no M3 ramp and no Model Y in sight, he couldn't hype the M3 ramp or Model Y any more, so he did the old donkey carrot trick again:



Your average Tesla investor


Classic confidence man. Open big with a lie ("funding secured") and a shiny fake target ($420). Play people's FOMO ("I don't want miss out on $420!"). Assuage all their concerns with lies ("Anyone who wants to keep their stock, can!", "funding secured!"). Attack the evil shorts for trying to tear down his noble company (every good con needs a devil trying to harm their noble selfless goal).

Then, leverage those lies (fake "funding secured") - into an offering to join this "funding secured" investment at $420, because he wants to get a "wide investors pool" to "avoid concentration of ownership".

This is stock fraud on such an epic scale, and so blatant, he now has a big SEC target on his back. They can't ignore it. This is certainly their top priority case now.

Previous Musk donkey carrot FOMOs (look at the shiny object! If you sell now you'll miss out!):

- Permanently profitable claimed in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018
- "Fully Self Driving" features coming in "3 months possibly, 6 months definitely" - January 2017
- 5000 M3s/week by the end of 2017 [knowingly false statement]
- Machine that builds the machines/air friction limited robot factory that outdoes the majors
- Beautiful solar roofs (they were mocked up frauds that didn't even exist).
- 2 years for full autonomy in 2015

There are dozens.

One of the best frauds of the 21st century so far. No quite as impressive as Madoff, but a solid #2 imo.

I guess it's a race now between the SEC and high end Model 3 demand drying up. My guess is the SEC has to act strongly and swiftly after such a public, high level, blatant stock fraud, but who knows.

He didn't have it.

Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Tesla basically is looking to turn into an ultra-sized Uber.

If the details of that Bloomberg piece can be verified I don't see how the SEC isn't having the indictment drawn up as we speak.

Pretty much.

Blatant stock fraud, doubled and tripled down on +

The board and Tesla's leaks to the press has given them probable cause for a warrant and to compel answering of questions by the company's officers. Or straight to an indictment frankly.

There's no wiggle room here. The only question is how fast this will move. There's both criminal liability and civil liability of potentially billions on both the long and short side given that >$10 billion turned over on these lies.

Wow that latest tweet. He's lost his damn mind.

defcon, a hacker convention started yesterday and the tweet says something like 'hacker says what?'. it wouldn't surprise me if it was an actual hacked tweet made to show off for friends at the convention. it could also be elon trying to be cool and show his affiliation with the hackers.

I'm probably one of the few who believes Uber is a net negative for the world. The number of educated people who are now taxi drivers is astounding, and it will be hard for them to quit, when all they have to do is turn the app on and go make 20 bucks. Tesla, though a scam of a business, might actually have contributed something in the process.

The world was fine without Uber. Musk is a nightmare, but Tesla is a mini miracle for getting as far as it did (without profit, of course, but then again GM went to zero and Ford is at 9 bucks, which isn't higher than 8 or 9 years ago). There aren't too many profitable car companies (without bailouts).

You will be proven wrong and it will be hilarious
https://youtu.be/6pjOe1P0gKU?t=1202

Your argument is some cult-like clown in black tshirt and a sport coat spouting off on youtube?

Could you be any more of a thought-free loser?

Musk has already committed securities fraud. He made material statements of fact which are false. The board has confirmed this. "The only reason it's not certain is it requires a shareholder vote" is a false material statement. Six board members signed a letter saying that he only discussed it last week. The board has confirmed that Elon has provided them no financing plan and no source of financing.

Your video: worthless creepy clown on youtube.
My video: Former SEC chairman:

I look forward to comming back to this thread when you are proven wrong so I can shyt all over your comments

In a normal world Musk would get indicted if ''funding is secured'' was a lie but i think given that SEC can't be too harsh because of the current administration he might be fine.

I don't care either way, im just here for the entertainment

"You'll get yours, you'll see!! My hero isn't actually a fraud! You're the fraud! I watch videos of cucks on Youtube that make me feel better about the strong evidence against my hero!"

Are you serious bro? I mean thanks for posting, we appreciate it, but come on. The fraud is proven at this point. Even you must realize that or you wouldn't be reacting so emotionally...Denial is the first part of grieving for the loss of your hero and the discovery that you've actually been conned.