Quote:
Originally Posted by commas,are,funny
Come on man, you seem like a nice guy but take a basic economics course. You don't seem to understand any of what people are plainly explaining to you.
Tell me that you're one of these things, PLEASE!
1. An economist.
2. Are in thrall to one of the more austere schools of economic thought.
3. A junior in college.
4. Have all of Ayn Rand's works memorized.
5. Are a member of the House Freedom Caucus.
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'Hi, Bill, welcome back to Joe's Supply! Are you looking for anything in particular?
'Yeah, Joe, I think that I'd better get that generator I've been looking at because of the hurricane.'
'That's a real smart idea, Bill, it's always best to be prepared. And you've come at the right time, we only have three left.'
(tick, tock, tick, tock)
'Uh, Bill? There a problem with your credit card. It won't approve the transaction.'
'What? The generator's $1,000 and I know that I've got $1,500 left on the card.'
'Oh, well you see, Bill, the generators are now $3,000.'
'Since when?'
'Since the National Weather Service became certain that the biggest hurricane in history is headed straight for us.'
'What? You've jacked up the price because people really need them now and are willing to pay their last few dollars that they'd been hoping to avoid?'
'It's for the best. You should take a basic economics course.'
'But I've been your customer for years!'
'And I'm happy to see you here today. But the generator's still $3,000 but you should consider that you're getting $7,000 in extra value.'
'But I can't pay that much!'
'You should've taken that into consideration when you were younger. If you were a more productive member of society you'd have the money.'
'You haven't made enough money off of me over the years that you have to try to squeeze me for more? Don't you think you owe me something for being a loyal customer?'
'I'm guessing that you've never read Ayn Rand or any economics books favored by the Cato institute. If you had you'd find that your inability to pay is a function of your laziness and ineptitude.'
'What's 'function' mean in this context? And, by the way, I'm an expert back hoe operator.'
'Sorry, Bill, but I haven't got the time. I notice 3 doctors and 2 lawyers behind you and I DO have to sell these generators before the emergency is over.'
'What am I supposed to do?'
'Get out of that damn back hoe, obviously, and become like these doctors and lawyers. The lawyers especially contribute an enormous amount to society. Well, maybe not these ones because they're criminal defense lawyers but, you know, everyone's entitled to a defense in USA#1.'
(Bill slowly turns, head down, thinking of his wife and three children. He falters a step, then another but, after a few moments, continues on thinking.....)
'If I ever see that Joe's run his car into a tree and it looks like he's about to die I might call an ambulance for him. After a good night's sleep.'