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My friend wants to buy wine as an investment and something of a climate change bet My friend wants to buy wine as an investment and something of a climate change bet

06-30-2019 , 02:22 PM
My friend was telling me that she had a few thousand dollars she wanted to invest and she knows nothing about investing, so I gave the standard response of Vanguard index fund, and she countered that she was instead considering buying wine from some topflight vineyard(s) with the idea that in a decade or two when climate change has scorched the earth and all these historic vineyards are now defunct, having a taste from Chateau Le Corbusier is going to be super valuable.

My wine knowledge is paltry, so I couldn't really opine. My intuition on climate change is that these vineyards will probably be just fine in twenty years, but I guess no one knows for sure. But even if the vineyards were just fine, maybe investing in a few cases of wine to speculate on isn't setting money ablaze. What are your thoughts?
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06-30-2019 , 04:19 PM
In 20 years there will be no need for wine refrigeration units.

The ambient temperature will be perfect for outdoor wine storage.
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06-30-2019 , 04:43 PM
Fine wine is a good investment if you research a bit.
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06-30-2019 , 07:25 PM
Any investment made on the basis of climate change, unless it involves the company getting government handouts, is a very stupid one.

Local variability is WAY larger than the effects of rising temperatures. As example, the temperature in France two days ago hit 45 (113 Farenheit). But that was caused by a weather pattern where air is pumped straight up from the Sahara; it is a natural infrequent weather occurrence and without "climate change" - even taking the worst assumptions - it would have been 44 (111 Farenheit).

Year to year there is very large variability and this dwarfs any extra system forcing in terms of how many good years you will have for wine. For example, here is the max yearly temperature for Iowa by year (couldn't find data for Bordeaux):



You can see 10+ degree swings in yearly variability...an extra 2 degrees of forcing in here might give you a slightly higher peak, but ultimately it will mean very little and most seasons will fall within the range they always have.

That doesn't create good clickbait though or get useless people research dollars from taxpayers, so what you hear is CLIMATE CATASTROPHE and WINE REGIONS WILL BE DESTROYED and oceans of other bull****. The fake news media has done a nice little number on a lot of people hence nonsense like your friend's idea.
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07-01-2019 , 03:19 AM
When someone says they don't know anything about investing it's a pretty safe bet they wouldn't be wise to speculate as to the future value of consumer goods.

If she was a well established person with lots in conventional savings and wanted to dabble in wines for funsies it'd be one thing, but the way you're framing it makes it sound like she's a first time investor to whom this money represents most of her savings.

If so the only question should be how do you stop her from making dumb decisions moving forward, and the answer is probably either a boyfriend or religion depending on how attractive she is.
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07-01-2019 , 08:56 AM
Does she want to personally store extremely expensive bottles of wine or invest in wine storing investment firms?

Storing herself is totally ridiculous for a million reasons. Does she have the slightest clue how to store thousands of dollars of wine at home safely that keeps perfect grades? Etc Etc.

So she probably means investing in a firm - but that ROI is easy to track and compare. How much better can her specific wine fund possibly be doing over the past 10 years compared to the 300%+ gain for the SPY, esp once you take into consideration management fees and lack of liquidity?

And basing this decision on climate change is a joke.

(But ignoring all this, fine wine as a commodity probably is a decent idea as every nation prints $ and the rich look for places to stash their cash)
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07-01-2019 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by thethrill009
Does she want to personally store extremely expensive bottles of wine or invest in wine storing investment firms?

Storing herself is totally ridiculous for a million reasons. Does she have the slightest clue how to store thousands of dollars of wine at home safely that keeps perfect grades? Etc Etc.

I think she's pretty knowledgeable about wine and would know how to store them. And we're only talking about like $3,000, so that might be fifteen to thirty bottles of wine, which doesn't sound all that cumbersome (she may have parents or friends with wine storage).

So from responses thus far, it doesn't sound like this is a horrible idea, like buying collectible coins from an infomercial or something, even if the rationale of climate change is unfounded. Probably won't beat the SPY, but I don't feel too obligated to go out of my way to dissuade her.
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07-01-2019 , 02:46 PM
Investment in alcohol is an actual thing.

But like all niche investments, you need to be knowledgeable about what is going to make it worth more than a normal investment. You can invest in the stock market with a dart board and do very well. Investing in alcohol will require significantly more knowledge and time than the general public has at large to just break even.

Your friend also needs to consider how she will realize that investment. IE she buys a bottle of wine for $100 and 8 years from now it's worth $250. Ok, who buys it? How does she sell it? Will the buyer actually pay $250 or is he going to buy the same bottle from someone else who just wants to move their inventory at $150? How much will shipping and insurance cost? It's like owning a baseball card. Sure, the book says it's worth $50, but let's see if you can find someone to give you that $50 for it first.

Your friend doesn't have the vaguest understanding of wine production, wine value, nor climate change. So many dominos need to fall perfectly for this to pan out and they are all nothing more than hunches. That's a hard no. As anyone who's studied geology can tell you, earth time scales are in the hundreds of thousands and millions of years. Often times, a lot of the things you see or read isn't remotely in the short term but more "if this continues for another half million years" sort of stuff. You can find underwater fossils on both the peaks of the rockies and himalayas. Change happens, it's inevitable, but it's on such a slow time scale that the human lifespan won't even notice it.

This isn't a treatise of climate change denial, I very much believe in climate change. I very much believe we should do everything in our power to combat. I'm about as eco friendly and green as can possibly be. I wouldn't ever make a wine investment based upon this.

There is however, ample room for her to just learn just about investing in alcohol. Certain items, specifically limited edition pride products can increase their value over time with proper care and storage. It is however a very long wait where the money is going to be tied up for some time and as a physical good, there is always the chance of spoilage, breakage, or your cousin visiting for a weekend and not realizing she's opening bottles from the investment shelf.

For example there's a lot of alcohol that has a surprisingly strong aftermarket. I don't know if they still do it, but Samuel Adams used to create a special batch of beer that was then refined much like brandy is made from wine. They distributed this in small quantities to their suppliers to offer their special customers. Many people scoffed at paying $50 or so for a beer based hard liquor made by a brewery as a one off, but many loved it but then because supplies were so limited, they had to buy it online. It soon created an after market where people would drive to liquor stores across the country and requesting it just to then resell it on ebay for several hundred dollars. But once people started showing up at liquor stores to buy them, the stores themselves figured it out and then began directly selling it online themselves. So it was a fantastic opportunity to make thousands with very little work, but it only lasted a fleeting moment and you had to be in on it early.

Your friend will likely never be one of the first in on that stuff either. She'll need to spend years learning about it or hiring expensive consultants.

TLR - convince her to buy in on a fund instead
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07-01-2019 , 05:01 PM
More than anything, buying a luxury good like wine is a bet that in the future there will be more rich people willing to pay for it. Top-end art prices have skyrocketed for the last 40 years because the folks buying it are no longer millionaires, they are multi-billionaires. $200 wine bottles are more a bet on the upper-middle class, but the dynamic is similar.
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07-01-2019 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by parttimepro
More than anything, buying a luxury good like wine is a bet that in the future there will be more rich people willing to pay for it. Top-end art prices have skyrocketed for the last 40 years because the folks buying it are no longer millionaires, they are multi-billionaires. $200 wine bottles are more a bet on the upper-middle class, but the dynamic is similar.
bingo
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07-02-2019 , 04:21 AM
Are there resources that objectively track the historic appreciation of wines? There must be a long list of wines in that price range that've lost value over that time frame after accounting for storage costs and inflation.
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07-02-2019 , 12:07 PM
Ive noticed among non investors they are usually totally adverse to anything intelligent. They either want to invest in something completely stupid, not invest until 'the crash', or try and trade for a quick buck.

Buy an index and holding until you are old is boring AF I guess.
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07-03-2019 , 07:51 AM
couple of grand on self-stored wine is an easy play. Just buy young decent vintages and lay down for a few decades until they're ready. No need to speculate on what will be fashionable

You can even save commission by drinking the profit.
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07-03-2019 , 08:28 PM
all good comments and interesting subject, thank you OP

one later poster makes a very good comment about where to sell stuff.. a friend of mine found 5 identical rookie cards (baseball?) valued at $200 each. wow, what a windfall!!!. but what's $200? "oh, that's retail", and bid/ask is huge. plus how many are bought per year? are these perfectly mint condition? etc. etc.. i think it got down to these cards being essentially worthless but he could still tell people he had these $200 cards and have evidence to back it up.

i am very skeptical about the gains in the art market IF the artist is still living... if i buy a $10MM damian hurst piece, won't a new buyer want a brand new piece? or wouldn't damian prefer that buyer giving him $10MM than giving it to me.. i could be wrong about this....... after death, then the buyer can't buy from the artist (he could buy from the artist's gallery but that's limited supply and will run out fast)

if you enjoy wine and it's fun money, for sure join wine investment club. i'd love to invest $1000 in a race horse if i was flush with cash (and yes, this exists)
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07-04-2019 , 02:21 PM
It's going to be hard to purchase more than a couple of bottles from topflight vineyards in great vintages with only $3000 to invest.
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07-06-2019 , 12:35 AM
The worst thing about this idea is scale. With that amount of capital you want as frictionless of an investment as you can get.

I know a guy that made millions buying and holding Chinese vases for a decade.
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07-06-2019 , 03:01 PM
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It's going to be hard to purchase more than a couple of bottles from topflight vineyards in great vintages with only $3000 to invest.
right and most auctions are for cases (12 bottles)
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07-07-2019 , 09:31 AM
horrible idea
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07-07-2019 , 09:58 AM
platinum is under valued right now. Palladium has increased 530% in the last 10 years.
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07-09-2019 , 04:01 AM
For a good sense of the nonsense that is baseball cards https://www.ebay.com/b/Baseball-Trad...?rt=nc&_sop=16

here you have dozens of cards being sold for over 6 figures. Not one is worth is even a fraction of it. It's just someone listing it on a "who knows, maybe some dumbass will fall for it" philosophy

I doubt that $200 rookie card is worth more than a quarter if he tried to sell it at a collectors shop.
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07-09-2019 , 04:13 AM
Jose Uribe is the most hilarious of it all. It's a super common card, you can find it incredibly easy. He's not a very good player. There's nothing notable about the card. But some clown tried to start selling his Uribe's as if it was highly valuable. Instead of flagging it as obvious fraud, the rest of the community started getting in on it with their own primo Uribe cards.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...ibe&_sacat=213

The card itself is literally worthless, if you really wanted one, you'd likely get one or two by spending $1 buying a few unopened packs. Or... buy the entire 1900 fleer set for $8 https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...dkw=jose+uribe

yet somehow a super common card that is found in an entire set that can be purchased for $8 is individually worth thousands... don't ever use an online list price as an actual testament to real value
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07-09-2019 , 04:18 AM
guys, please don't waste time trying to get in on that, i assure you, nobody is actually selling those, any listed sales are fakes sold from one sock puppet account to another, i consult heavily for ecommerce sites, I'm not speaking out of speculation, these are "one last big heist then retire" type propositions and not something that ever actually happens
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