Finding mom would be a lot more likely to happen than getting a million. I would guess 10k times more probable.

start a religion

turns out the answer was skip starbucks once a day and put that money into dogecoin

Make it a cult and you'll get laid a lot in addition to being a millionaire.

Become a Hot Oat Carrier

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...hlight=hot+oat

I did not. BUT I did pay off all my debt, find a career I like and am having success in, am in management now and just got a nice raise.

I have no need to be a millionaire anytime soon... compound interest should do its thing and I can hopefully get there in about 20 years.

5 years flew by.

Start a GoFundMe. Also, become a Realtor and hound as many people as possible to sell their houses. With your mother's life at stake it would be pretty hard not to be able to succeed. If you are short on cash a few days before the deadline borrow as much money as you can to make up the million. If you are still short, use the martingale strategy at a black jack table and hope to make up the difference.

Unless / until the government cracks down, create a retail Delta-8 website as well as start a wholesale division supplying head shops, gas stations, etc..

Or if you don't care about ethics, buy legal hemp, spray with Delta-8 or Delta-10, and start supplying / selling to customers on the illegal market at an outrageous markup, representing it as the real thing. If you get arrested, force them to do a chemical analysis, if the lab report states that there is no THC present, presumably charges will get dropped?

did anyone make it?

Fortunately, my mother was never tied up in a creepy basement somewhere so I didn't have to do the challenge.

I've changed my strategy to just playing Poker and just grinding like crazy, if such an unfortunate situation does occur.

so you made it?

At 76k, you need 13.15 BTC.

On day thread started, BTC was $665.

If you put $8,750 into Bitcoin on day of OP, you'd be a millionaire now.

eth $14. It wasn't hard to doit that way, how many sold though. its easy to say it now with your knowledge.

I'm wondering how many ppl without the knowledge actually made it.

Paper hands.

no one wants to tell the truth, lol

I changed my mind... create a only fans channel with animals.

pussy cats?

I like sheep myself... Lanolin is so soft and comfy

definition of an animal? And safe word please.

Lol

If you start the 5-yr clock today you could probably get it done with $45-50k.

45k / 79k = 0.57 BTC

Limit order sell @ 225k (3q/4q25 bull market top) = 128k - 12.5k LT cap gains tax = 115.5k

* park in a MMF at 4% for 2026 * = 120k

(you could probably do better moving it to the magnificent 7 for 2026, but there’s a risk of loss of principal which would prevent you from hitting the 1M life or death target if M7 has a negative return during your holding period)

Limit order buy 120k @ 60k (4q26 bear market bottom) = 2.0 BTC

Limit order sell @ 600k (3q/4q29 bull market top) = $1.2M

1.2M - 190k LT cap gains taxes = $1.01M after tax

but that would require running perfect on two tops and one bottom

You think market cap does not matter?

Play poker, put any excess cash in stocks

Crazy to me that everyone here on 2p2 isn't a millionaire from crypto.

How asleep at the wheel did you have to be?

i think there's a compelling case against it still