Since this is the official low content thread:
This has to be the funniest thing in a while. Someone noticed in a picture that Kim Jong Un had apparently trade windows open on his screens, and it's sparked a bunch of conspiracy theories. Now we have a claimed hydrogen bomb test.
What would you do if you had a few billion dollars, a nuclear arsenal, a trading addiction, and your long volatility trades were in the red?
If this is indeed the case (5% chance?), we should all be short for a 10 sigma.