Ok...this has gotten out of hand now. To all the gossipers of Tmp Bay. Seriously...every single minute youre "involved" in my life (following where I go on the internet, gossiping, talking about the quantity of booze I consume, things I say and write, places I go, crazy **** I do, etc.) youre completely wasting the beautiful gift of life youve been given. Do you peeps realize that?
People of the bay, please listen to me. Let me shine some humility and sanity in a fast paced, insane world of TV and shallowness. You know what the average number of days a human being gets to live on this beautiful planet? Most people dont know. Roughly 25,000 days. Thats it. Period. And most of those days are spent growing up, growing old, or surviving. 25K...dead. You get 25,000 days to live....IF YOURE LUCKY! 29,000 people PER DAY die of starvation. 6 million children under the age of 5 will die horrible deaths EVERY SINGLE YEAR. We live in an extremely merciless, hostile Universe that is indifferent. (FYI, theres an object coming by 2036 that has a 1:25,000 chance of hitting Earth...oh....and its twice the size of the object that killed all the dinosaurs.) We live on the thinest, razors edge of a 4-1/2 billion year old, cooling planet (also indifferent to **** sapiens) with shifting tuetonic plates which create Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunimis, tornadoes, etc. The Earth can in theory swallow us up at any second. Remeber the Tsunimi that hit Sri Lanka in 2004? 1/4 of a million people...dead in an instant. ANY SECOND, and us as a species are extinct. Oh, and 99.999% of every species that ever populated this planet, orbiting a very small star, in this puny galaxy, is already extinct. Gone. Shadows and dust. Nothing but a memory. Im not even going to get into disease, car accidents, cancer, accidents, war, etc. read on.....
Life is so fragile and a wonderful gift not to be wasted!!! Your life is short! Every breath you take, youre lucky to take it. Life is meant to be lived. We are so lucky to live in this modern society in 2012. We can be, do, and say pretty much what we want. The only limit to our potential is our imagination. Mastery level Information on any subject is 2 clicks away. We can travel to the other side of the planet in less than 24 hours. Every second is a gift none of us deserve. Every single second you people spend gossiping about me is a minute off your 25,000! What are you DOING! Stop ****ing worrying about what im doing/going/being/thinking/saying. Its VERY disrespectful and has reached such epic level proportions you would think I have my own ****ing reality TV show. Lol. Im a private person who highly values his privacy. Live your life and stop worrying about mine! For crying out loud people...get a clue. Your mothers carried you around for nine months and painfully gave birth to you (at a risk of her life, BTW). Take that chance, embrace life, take all your bills and throw them in the toliet and poop on them! Stop buying **** you dont need to impress people you dont care about! Have some Yagermeister! Piss someone off whos an ******* and love doing it!! Go Swimming! Naked! Be naked all the time! Dude, wash your car in the middle of Dale Mabry naked. Be naked, eat hot pockets, and watch Comedy Central. Dont ever watch the news or read the newspaper...ever. They dont tell good, inspiring stories; just negative horse**** and sadness....because that makes more money.
Some one I highly admire and just really love is Bruce Lee. Heres what this amazing man who died too soon had to say: “I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” - Lee
Oh and to the ladies specifically. For the record. For the ****ing love of everything ****ing alive, if you find me so damn amusing, interesting, fascinating, annoying, cool, bad, smart, whatever, etc. to gossip about so ****ing much..hmmm...heres an idea...Come talk to me for crying out loud! If you think talking about me is so entertaining, you should try talking to me one on one, in private. Give me your phone number for christs sake! Come tell me im ugly and that you loved my performance in the Lord of the Rings! Come try and steal my wallet when im drunk. lol. I can pretty much guarantee I want to meet you waaaay more than you think. Im not shy or guilty about manhood and fully embrace it with ZERO guilt and apologies. I love women and I really love...well...im heterosexual...you know...poems.
Lmao! Stop talking and start doing girls....25K ladies...25K. And if youre too chicken to do, at least be adult enough to stop talking about me 24/7/365. Really, at the end of the day ladies, ultra-high levels of gossip is wicked immature and utterly annoying for every party involved. Grow up please. Women are fantastic and need love, little girls need babysitters.
Im off to live my life....good luck TB.