So five years ago, I started a company that will solve global home health. Right after starting, my uncle wanted to send money and sent 5k from inheritance of his mother, my grandmother. He then sent another 5k as a loan and when asked if he wanted equity he replied via email that he wanted 0. Over the course of 5 years he has demanded the money back, tried calling it an investment, then stated he invested 10k and has tried to shoot basically every angle and mood. He also has put me down to family and made it tougher with them (basically iso investing)

Also during this time, I solved circulation and designed, solved global pollution, made some tea recipes and finished the home health . Now am ready to find investors to get all the companies beneficial and possibly profitable. The question is once I reach profit or investment with all the solutions, how much do I owe my uncle?

Is it a good idea to officially fire him as free advisor or just keep moving forward without updates, a caveat is he could be beneficial on one of the future projects and hope he will be good once he gets the 5k returned?

As for me, I feel I have finished the world solutions except for cancer which I am not sure if I can fix?

If someone wants to work on the cancer thing with me, hmu, am thinking sonar mixed with enzyme injections around the cancer, and menthol injections for the cancerous part.

Should we make this our official low content thread?

Ok

When does Fully Self Driving get here?

I’m Ron Burgundy?

hey man,
Just so we're clear I solved world hunger, not you.

Have you solved your drug problem yet, OP?

OP I'd love to work on the cancer thing with you. Sonar is going to be too loud and disturbing to sea life, so it could only be used more than 10 miles inland. But there's an old herbal extract, called Balsam Specific, that used to be super effective. The problem is they cut down all the specific balsam trees that could make it. We just need to find an old bottle and do mass spectography to find out what the critical molecule is.

My BA credit card offered a "direct deposit balance transfer" for a 3% one time fee. Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me... 16 month interest free loan

Yes

There are other cutting agents besides menthol, the main thing is to find the best procedure. After researching, there are companies trying the sonar, companies trying the mint, we would conglomerate and find most effective solution

thats so uncle moe. you go and solve pollution, and then he wants in on the action. classic moe

Cancer is a tough obstacle. It will take quite a while to figure it out. Unfortunately for you, I have the cure patented. You'll have to wait several years before you can incorporate it into your business. I can sell the patent to you if you want. I've stored it on the blockchain and it is cryptographically secured in a crypto safe. Only someone with the cryptographic key can unlock this cryptic patent. I have said cryptographic key. Hmu if you want the patent. I will send you cryptographic steps cryptically.

Ask him for 5k to solve cancer...

how much you need? illgive you free

forget cancer, figure out a pill to regrow a full head of hair...thats where the real money is.

I enjoyed the OP

dafuq?

I would offer to hand over your entire holdings of 2000-2001 series Iraqi dinars in exchange for a signed agreement stating that the solution to home healthcare was your idea and that he releases all future rights and equity in all of your endeavors or enterprises.