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[ ] OP is a profesional poker player
[ ] Op has an almost supernatural ability to think logically
[x] OP sent his wife $15 dollars
[x] his wife already had like $50 in there.

LOL

That cracked me up...

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07-04-2008 , 12:25 PM

#27

zunni74

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Originally Posted by yaaam1484

I stopped reading when you said "I have read over 50 poker books".

GL

Why did I suddenly get a vision of OP reading Mad Magazine while hanging 'Mission Impossible'-style over stacks and stacks of Poker for Dummies.

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07-04-2008 , 07:48 PM

#28

10K-in-Clay

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Originally Posted by montanad12

[ ] OP is a profesional poker player
[ ] Op has an almost supernatural ability to think logically
[x] OP sent his wife $15 dollars
[x] his wife already had like $50 in there.

LOL

this is pure gold, i'm actually laughing out loud

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07-05-2008 , 02:17 AM

#29

lolepicfailimo

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Originally Posted by 10K-in-Clay

this is pure gold, i'm actually laughing out loud

lol wat, i was just gonna write i am actually laughing out loud

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07-05-2008 , 03:14 AM

#30

Pcallinallin

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Originally Posted by yaaam1484

I stopped reading when you said "I have read over 50 poker books".

GL

i loled

Wait, so where do I get one of these $15 lucky wives? Im confused, Does full tilt sell them?

[x] wants a $15 lucky hooker
[ ] wants a $15 down payment to give 1/2 away in 10 years

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07-05-2008 , 05:13 AM

#31

RoundTower

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Originally Posted by Huggy

What I'm trying to comprehend is how many wifes, in how many city's, you have if you name them by which city they are living in.

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07-05-2008 , 05:24 AM

#32

fivemeo

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send me $15 on Stars, I already got $50 in there

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07-05-2008 , 08:42 AM

#33

Jubes

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Originally Posted by Ducksss_wild

This is what i did. i deposited 100 dollars on fulltilt then i sent my wife 15.00.

That left me 85.00. I never over extended my bankroll and played deciplined and patient i now have a bankroll over 12k.

Simple mapfh teaches me that if u kept the 15$ u would have over 14k now. DUCY?

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07-05-2008 , 01:10 PM

#34

w4444x

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Originally Posted by xSCWx

1. Get wife who already has $50 in there.
2. Send wife $15.
3. ???
4. Profit.

hahah this .

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07-05-2008 , 07:27 PM

#35

24easy

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I am also new and wanting to learn how to get my br up there. I've reloaded a couple of times and have read about 15 books. I am not good at cash games. I only stick to tourneys and sit n gos. Is this profitable? or should I look into playing low cash games?

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07-06-2008 , 06:40 AM

#36

lwinagain

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Originally Posted by montanad12

[ ] OP is a profesional poker player
[ ] Op has an almost supernatural ability to think logically
[x] OP sent his wife $15 dollars
[x] his wife already had like $50 in there.

LOL

LOL!!!

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07-06-2008 , 08:12 AM

#37

Huggy

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Originally Posted by 24easy

Well from what you have said I've gathered that you are not good at cash games, you also seems concerned with profitability. From this information I strongly recommend you immediately start playing cash games, always having at least 1/2 your br on the table at any given time.

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07-06-2008 , 07:00 PM

#38

AceCR9

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Good plan to play 10/20 on a 12k roll imo

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07-06-2008 , 07:27 PM

#39

Ducksss_wild

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LOL, i am above 30k now and i dont play to many tourneys. Lets see i do cash 14% of the time which is above average. I love haters. I was just trying to inspire people who have a low bankroll and let them know they can win too, that micro limits arent pointless.

Thanks for all the posts

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07-06-2008 , 07:32 PM

#40

Hawk35

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Originally Posted by Huggy

What I'm trying to comprehend is how many wifes, in how many city's, you have if you name them by which city they are living in.

Haha excellent

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07-06-2008 , 07:56 PM

#41

Huggy

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Seriously though is Ducksss_wild on drugs?

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07-06-2008 , 07:56 PM

#42

Huggy

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Originally Posted by Ducksss_wild

LOL, i am above 30k now and i dont play to many tourneys. Lets see i do cash 14% of the time which is above average. I love haters. I was just trying to inspire people who have a low bankroll and let them know they can win too, that micro limits arent pointless.

Thanks for all the posts

wat does this even mean ?!

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07-06-2008 , 08:33 PM

#43

CBorders

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Originally Posted by Ducksss_wild

Lets see i do cash 14% of the time which is above average.

Coach me

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07-07-2008 , 06:25 AM

#44

IAmDestroyer

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how long did it take you to hit 30k?

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07-07-2008 , 07:40 AM

#45

mttsemipro

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As an update: I was playing with ducks yesterday and Foldtocash was doing his usual insults to bad regs when ducks said while defending himself that he is moving to vegas soon. I LOLed and I hadnt even read this thread yet.

When his rent goes over 20% of his roll he moves out.

-ericberen

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07-07-2008 , 06:11 PM

#46

Huggy

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UPDATE: Ducksss_Wild has been spotted playin 2knl with a full stack !

ROLF

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07-08-2008 , 01:40 PM

#47

fees

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you play good sir, GL at the high stakes i def expect good things from you

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07-11-2008 , 04:22 PM

#48

John Mehaffey

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Ducks is banned for 2 days but I won't lock his thread since it is less of a coaching thread and more of an OT entertainment thread.

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07-12-2008 , 07:56 AM

#49

Huggy

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Originally Posted by Pokeraddict

Ducks is banned for 2 days but I won't lock his thread since it is less of a coaching thread and more of an OT entertainment thread.

Awww man if he is banned how can he amuse us ?

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07-12-2008 , 10:44 AM

#50

TheSuperuser

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why he's banned? I see so many good guys banned.

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