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01-07-2010 , 05:28 AM
lol coaching...

If you need a coach for playing poker, consider switching to solitaire
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01-07-2010 , 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by THEGOATIAN
i like op and i like his negativity towards super nerds

and yeah i agree with jamsym and personally i think the difference in ability between the nosebleed regs and mid stakes is minimal

dont these guys just play fish anyway, and work together when they find a fish, like 4 super nerds vs some rich fish and then you pay the super nerds 1000$ hr or $1000 a page of there super book

haha cheers, and yeah this is bang on imo

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Originally Posted by Redgrape
God liberals are so ****ing stupid. If coaching isnt worth getting dont ****ing get it. Dont make stupid ****ing generalizations either.
well i figured this thead was going to offend 1 of 2 categories. Coaches or peripheral hsnl wannabe gaylord suck up artists that want aejones & crew as their msn buddies

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Originally Posted by smellmuth
furthermore, to beat a dead horse, Tiger Woods has a golf coach, do you think the coach could ever beat woods? some people are great teachers but not great players. How hard is this to grasp?
yep this is the sales pitch if your one of the parasites, but good sports coaches have indisputable pedigrees.

They have played the game professionally and successfully so they have tons of experience. They retire mainly when age catches up with them and generally possess recognised professional coaching and mentoring qualifications.

And they get tangible results for their students. look at Freddy Roach

in contrast most poker coaches have no recognised professional coaching/mentoring qualifications, they have terrible track records as players, no tangible way of tracking if they are successful or not as coaches, as most pupils fail, fall out of the game and wont be reading this thread to defend my point


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Originally Posted by SpeedLimiter
I'll coach you for free OP.
First thing to do is to get the programs off of your computer that you don't need, so go to your windows folder in your c-drive.
Press ctrl-A
Press Delete
Press Enter
many thanks fella. ive always wanted a pet nvg crotch monkey for a coach

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Originally Posted by smellmuth
Tilt issues, discipline issues, bankroll management issues mostly, there are some other ones though.
theres threads on this site that say all there is to say about pretty much every issue you will come across as a player


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Originally Posted by limon
i think you are generally right but in my specific instance its a little different. i only do coaching sessions over a beer, at the commerce, after my poker session. im gonna be getting a beer and probably talking poker w/ someone anyway after my session so why not get a few hundred extra for it? its a win/win...win (bartender wins as well)
yeah this cool m8. winning players that do a bit of social coaching here and there. Im all for that (i do a bit of this myself at the cost of a pint). My issue is with the career con artists


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Originally Posted by ArturiusX
even though he doesnt know me, i secretly always click on clarkatroid threads because he reminds me of the great era of online midstake players 2005-2007

i like to take that as a compliment but your incorrectly assuming i cant beat the game anymore.

Last edited by clarkatroid; 01-07-2010 at 06:42 AM.
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01-07-2010 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by clarkatroid
those that can do, those that cant coach

pupils that defend coaching are generally starry eyed, arse kissing gaylord losers that are in awe of their coach to the point it blinds their judgement

these cockacoaches pray on the weak, the insecure.

poker players are lazy bums and cockacoaches are the laziest of the lazy, they cant even be bothered playing poker, they just bumhunt insecure players who are effectively paying them to be their mates

you dont need to pay these parasites to tell you to play short sessions, to go to the gym, to play the button hard, or to defend your bb less. You can gt that **** everywhere for free

90% of folk that can beat todays games do exactly that, they dont coach, not much anyway.
I agree most are cockroaches.I know a friend who got coached and coach
learned a lot from my friend than him.ultimatly coach started improving his winrate and pretty much nothing changed for my friend.
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01-07-2010 , 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TylerMes
and many of those people aren't exactly bona fide.
I am. Well nearly.
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01-07-2010 , 07:35 AM
interesting post, hopefully epic thread, dont agree with your standpoint but do you think the same holds true for cr/dc video coaches (a chunk of whom havent made money in a while)?

personally i like the fact coaching gives variance-free income and as a student also i find it pretty interesting to see other styles/lines in action (even if im paying for the priv, its a far faster way to gain information than reading 1000 posts in msnl). I think often we get into a relatively small bubble of our own lines, when in reality the possibilities are huge.
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01-07-2010 , 07:39 AM
Coach me pls op.
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01-07-2010 , 07:40 AM
Anyone considered that maybe those coaching have figured that it's easier than actually playing poker?
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01-07-2010 , 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonified
I am. Well nearly.
wp
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01-07-2010 , 08:20 AM
lol swongs
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01-07-2010 , 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by smellmuth
the first one shows a bunch of 5ptbb winners with wildly different results over 135k hands and the second one shows a bunch of 5ptbb winners with extremely similar results over 2 million hands.
I wouldn't consider over 300 buyins as extremely similar results.. But that's just because I'm a nit amirite?
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01-07-2010 , 08:28 AM
I agree with the OP. People who coach generally do so because they cannot sustain an hourly rate equal to what they charge. And coaches that are big winners just tell you the stuff that's in the poker videos which you can get in unlimited supply for $30 a month anyway.

I'm skeptical of coaching in general.
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01-07-2010 , 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Thedevilsnight
I agree most are cockroaches
cockacoaches. get it right
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01-07-2010 , 08:38 AM
Hands can't hit what your eyes can't see
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01-07-2010 , 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Moshiach
this is awesome.
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01-07-2010 , 08:43 AM
what about training sites, if i pay $30 for month subscription to learn from video instructors, am i cockroach too? i'm pretty lazy, like op said, but i'm kinda getting better at putting volume in and learning stuff.
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01-07-2010 , 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Moshiach
WTF are you even talking about, I never said it was a large sample, my entire point was that it is a small sample, that's why lots of people might seek coaching when it's just variance, and lots of people think they can coach when it's just variance, jesus christ, do you even 'get' what the picture is trying to convey?
you dont understand the point of what you posted. that graph is poking fun at the 'fact' that the only difference between 100$/hr coaches and those who pay them is variance, but over a significant sample the good players win and the bad players lose, why do i even bother with this.
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01-07-2010 , 08:49 AM
I agree with OP to an extent, but I must say coaching would somewhat fasttrack you to becoming a competent poker player but NOT and I repeat NOT into an fn supertar!
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01-07-2010 , 09:38 AM
OP what about craps coaching? is that a scam too? if not can you point me towards a good coach?
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01-07-2010 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by thepizzlefosho
OP what about craps coaching? is that a scam too? if not can you point me towards a good coach?
ram a twenty down the fittest cocktail birds knickers before you start to ensure a constant supply of alcohol

try to shout "goo shooooter" . a lot
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01-07-2010 , 10:46 AM
cockacoaches ITT
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01-07-2010 , 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Moshiach
Someone would actually pay for coaching to someone who has 135k hands sample with less than 5ptbb/100 (yes, even the biggest winner has) winrate at NL100? How stupid are people?
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01-07-2010 , 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bulletproof Monk
this is awesome.
bit to much lines
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01-07-2010 , 11:05 AM
i got some coaching and i think it helped my game. the coach made me realize some stuff on my own just by asking questions and discussing my answers with me, i didn't figure it out on my own before.

i guess a friend who you can discuss poker with does the same thing, he doesnt have to play better than you i think.

i do agree though, that there are probably lots of guys who run good and then do some coaching even though they are not especially qualified. also there never seem to be bad reviews of coaches, this might be because people like to think that their investment was good and therefore are biased to think that the coaching was helpful (which is hard to prove or disprove).
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01-07-2010 , 11:08 AM
nice and extremely generalized comment, OP. Coaching is far from being a scam, I dunno where you get that from. I'm sure there's some bad apples out there but I've coached dozens of people and have been coached myself and each and every time the student got a ton out of it.

If Tiger Woods has a coach for his swing and Lebron listens to his team's coaches, I am fairly certain most poker players could benefit from a coach as well.
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01-07-2010 , 11:13 AM
Shhhh ! ! Like all scams, they only really work if the mark doesn't know he's been taken.
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