Who am I?
• Online professional poker player for 13 years
• NL500-NL2k on Pokerstars (CrabPwnage) and 888 Poker
• 5,05 EVbb/100 over the last 566k hands (entire database)
• Snap quit playing poker for health reasons July 2021 and is now looking to pass my knowledge and tools for success on to ambitious players still in the game

What I can offer
I spent a fair amount of time before posting this so that I could be completely honest with myself and to you guys about where I have the most value to offer. Since I have decided to withdraw from the games myself, I don’t have any issues sharing 100% of my “secrets”. The systems and tools I have developed related to the topics below are the main reasons for my extensive success in poker and at the same time the things I wish someone would have taught me many years ago.

1. Develop a structure for continuously improving
I can help you in developing a structure for you to consistently improve as a poker player, by working towards improving on goals with relevant metrics and focusing your efforts on the areas that are costing you the most EV. We will start off with me serving you the lowest hanging fruit, but as we progress, we will move that responsibility over to you, so that you can diagnose your own game and prioritize your efforts in the future.

2. Easily and accurately determine deviations from GTO for your player pool and yourself, today and in the future
• Learn how to use Hand2Note Range Research, combined with solver work, to understand your player pool and see where the average reg and fish deviates from GTO. And how to capitalize on that knowledge.
• Learn how to setup Hand2Note so that you with a single click can compare your own stats with GTO, thereby gaining awareness of where your fundamentals are off and where other players are most likely looking to exploit you.

Coaching philosophy
These are the two fundamental ideas that my coaching is built on:
• I aim to bring structure to a world of chaos.
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Is this stuff really any good?
I have spent 1000+ hours working on my Hand2Note configuration and associated PioSolver work. It’s been an iterative process, where I have adjusted and fine-tuned the material over the course of many years. I can confidently say that I am one of the biggest experts in the world in using these tools. If you are looking to go into any of the areas above, I can help you avoid making tons of mistakes and save you a lot of time and energy.

Client requirements
• Has a minimum of 50k online hands that are representative of his current game.
• Plays NL200 or higher. Some wiggle room down to NL50, depending on other circumstances. Reach out and we’ll discuss!
• Has time and motivation to do a significant amount of theory work. Expect a minimum of 5h/week, but if you can do more it’s better.
• Has, or is willing to purchase, both PioSolver (Pro or Edge) and H2N Edge before we start the coaching.

If this sounds interesting, and you match the client profile above, don’t hesitate to reach out. I have a comprehensive onboarding process, so you will have a very good idea of what the coaching will look like before you need to commit to anything. Some of the things I will share are:
• Pricing (duh!)
• Coaching experience
• Curriculum for the entire coaching pack
• More about my background and why I quit playing
• References: several Mid-/High stakes players that can confirm my legitimacy and results

Contact:
• Email: crabpwnage@gmail.com
• PM here on 2p2

CrabPwnage is by far the most serious and competitive player I have stumbled upon. Understanding how he has been working on and off the tables have helped me realize what it takes to be a succesful poker player.

Hi I play midstakes...how could I cantact you? I am kinda new to 2p2

Hi!

I think there might be a restriction on new accounts when it comes to sending PMs.

You can email me at:
crabpwnage@gmail.com

Crab is a superstar. He is extremely thorough in his work and has a very keen eye for details. I know his rates and to be honest they should be at least the double. I am confident I would have quit poker a long time ago had it not been for him. My guess is he's even better as a coach/mentor than as a player and that is not easy to achieve. He also happens to be a standup guy who will genuinly care about those that seek his help.

/longtime 500-2k player

I can also vouch for him, having worked together with him for many years. He is very methodical, structured and also capable of putting theory in to practice. I am confident that those who are willing to invest in coaching will have a great return on that.

/Mattias
10+ years
200-1k NL player

I’m not affiliated with OP, but I’m a coach myself and this looks amazing. GTO + mass data is definitely the way to go.

I have been working on this package with CrabPwnage and I highly recomend working with him.

Very prosfessional, methodical and a nice guy too.

His teachings will provide you with cutting edge tools required to become a successful high stakes player.

Just completed my first block of sessions with CrabPwnage and to say I am impressed would be putting it mildly I have had coaching in the past but this is by far the best investment I have spent on my game to date. Its OPs combination of technical skills and Poker theory that really stands out. I am so happy to have learned so much in a short space of time working with the Crab!

Preparation before sessions was 10/10, organized, detailed oriented and focused. Would return without hesitation.

Have been in the poker world for a while and haven´t seen anything like what Patrik provide in his coaching program.

First of all, I was astonished as he is older then me, but somehow felt younger He have a really cool vibe and you definetely are going to get along with him.

Second, he is really calm and take step by step. So, do not feel bad if you feeling you are not familiar with any of the tools available. You will be able to do everything, just will take longer.

Third, do not take this coaching package if you want quick short term results. Ofc he does a leakfind and that can increase your EV right away, but the whole point is to take a sistematic approach in how to keep improving your game, and that is something really dificulty to obtain IMHO.

If you are willing to put it in the work, I definetely recommend you to take this package.

I have been pleased by how he has been handling everything and definetely recommend anyone in investing in this coaching package.

This coaching program is top notch!

You can see from the day 1, how much work has put into this package and how much time he has spent in poker! I did really like his passion discussing poker. In every coaching session time was flying and all the time we went overtime and I did get even extra call cuz we couldn't get all the stuff discussed.

The way he is using all the tools and have put everything together to have consistent study system. It's makes your studying so much easier and faster.

In this package you will get all the tools you need to study and improve by yourself, but you have to put in the work. And the most importantly you will have good idea if you are moving in right direction or not.


Definitely recommend this coaching package!

Hi, I completed Patrik's 5 session package and this is what he offers as the sessions are structured and planned to teach these things:

1. A thorough initial leak find, making note of your leaks' importance and relevance to what the pool is doing
2. How to use effectively hand2note to find and fix your own leaks, use your h2n database to identify leaks in the pool to develop exploits, and review your own hands
3. How to set up a high quality library of pio sims with good trees and use these to inform your h2n analysis

Its really almost all about setting you up/giving you the knowledge and tools to keep improving your own game on your own after your 5 sessions are finished.

All these things are done well. I personally picked him as I was intending to get into using h2n and was unsure how to improve further on my own. I now what I could do and how I could spend endless hours improving every area of strategy using all his methods. Anyone who could use at least two of the above things would benefit from hiring him.

Some of the most common questions developing poker players ask themselves in today’s environment are: How do I study? How do I improve? How do I measure progress?
And although I’m sure there are many ways to answer those questions, I haven’t found anything that comes even close to what CrabPwnage is offering. After completing my package, I’m simply blown away by the whole thing.

You are getting a thorough leakfind and absolutely brilliant tools as described in the OP. But it is so much more than that. It’s a complete shift in the way you will approach your poker journey.
It’s a systematic, professional, rigorous and highly efficient methodology that will allow you to objectively assess where your game stands, regardless of your short term results at the tables. You will get the ability to recognize and prioritize what requires the most work, which in turn will help you plan ahead and set realistic goals.

Setting everything up will take a good amount of work/time. But I actually had a lot of fun doing it, and honestly it’s completely insignificant compared to the work ahead.

If you are looking for coaching you are essentially making an investment in your ability to take what the coach will teach you and turn it into profit over time. Nobody can guarantee you results in this game, but if you are committed to the work that it takes to get there, at least here you will know that you are on the right track. You will have everything you need to both improve fundamentally/technically, and adapt the best you can to your current pool.

CrabPwnage is also a joy to work with, will never dismiss anything you say or ask, and makes sure you actually get it.

Maybe you’ve been looking into some crusher’s rates, or CFPs, or some dude posting awesome redline graphs on social media. Don’t do it. This is actually worth it.

I made the decision to start my coach with Patrick, since I was looking for a methodology or study system that would allow me to organize myself while allowing me to continue working independently on my game.

Fortunately it was exactly what Patrick is offering. If you are looking for someone to simplify your life or give you a pre-made strategy so you can play right away, this service is not for you.
Now if what you are looking for are tools that allow you to systematically and in the long term continue to improve progressively, look no further than you already found it.

Poker content aside, if I had to describe Patrick with one word it would be "generosity". A very warm person who genuinely enjoys teaching and is not waiting to finish the session and that's it.
If there is something pending or some concept that was not understood, it will take the necessary time to make it clear. And if for any reason something is not clear, he is available on Discord to answer any questions regarding coaching.

I highly recommend it to all the Poker community.

Best coaching experience I've had in poker by quite a bit. As another poster said, you can really see from day 1 that he is a long-time professional.

CrabPwnage is very easy to work with. Very understanding. I had to reschedule a few calls and was really generous about that. Also I am generally a keep to myself person(a skill I need to work on) but felt really good comfortable with Patrik the whole way and I think that says alot.

Content wise extremely thorough and professional. With the coaching you will have the tools to show up to work and do the basics every day at a high level. In poker I think this is not a small thing.

Some other notes
-great for part-time player (I am one) since cfps dont make sense but other hourly offerings are not up to par with this (imo).
-don't have to be amazing with computers/spreadsheets,etc. I'm ok but certainly not one of these wizards. If this is you this is more of a reason to do the coaching to work on the areas you are not good at.