enjoying a smoothie

carefull. the level of education is showing through for you.

Man im american and i laughed my ass off

Is there any Zig comments to Guy? or does he usually just leave him alone to prevent him from leaving?

I have a hard time believing this means anything in any language I think hes faking being finnish as excuse for his awful english.

If Mike the Mouth hadn't been on TV a ton then maybe he would make the same excuse

hahaha

This is so funny. Ziigmund is the best.

Ziigmund: trex
trex313: zig
trex313: mund
Ziigmund: transfer me 50k
Ziigmund: get it back in 154min
Ziigmund: 15min
trex313: what u need 15k for
Ziigmund: 50k
Ziigmund: wanna come to rail heaven
Ziigmund: get my money from my friends ac in 15
Ziigmund: min
trex313: i dun think ur getting off this waitlist in 15 minutes
buddy
Ziigmund: nmmm
trex313: sry
Ziigmund: not anymore
Ziigmund: np

Balla

Zig just sat with PA and Ivey if anyone interested. On Barn, 200/400 PLO

he 3 handed right no on PLO with PA and Ivey.

If he gets stacked the roof is going off. lol

jus found an explanation on sum scandanavian poker forum:

LOLOL

epic!

gotta love ziggy

Oh you two above got leveled hardcore.

Ziigmund: take job ******

I think Ziiggy is up well over a million in the past 2 days on FT.

This thread is sex.

LMAO! Am I the only one who finds this funnier than "F U Luck"?

WTFLMAO @ "Razz King"

LMAO @ "Eurovision Singer"

LOL, Gus singing karaoke with his gypsy friends...wtf...LMAO

i found this to also be the most hilarious thing ever too.

He's referring to the Eurovision Song Contest that obviously Europe has every year except it's so political these days. Classic quote though

Ziigmund: ivey
Ziigmund: hey phil
Ziigmund: Y0
Ziigmund: lets take coinflips
Phil Ivey: u are a sick man
Ziigmund: come on
Ziigmund: few flips
Phil Ivey: i never seen a grown man beg. lol

Ziigmund: 1out
Ziigmund: so sick
Ziigmund: gg
Phil Ivey: thx
Ziigmund: or lets take few flips
Ziigmund: phil
Phil Ivey: k 2 flips
System: The $13,500 Guarantee ($24+$2 Hold'em) will be starting
in 7 minutes.
Dealer: Hand #2927079041
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [7s As Jc 7h]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [Jd 2c Ac 8d]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows three of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($79,999.50) with three of a kind,
Sevens
Dealer: Hand #2927083332
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927083332 has been canceled
Ziigmund: and now 80k flip
Ziigmund: per each 80
Ziigmund: ok?
Phil Ivey: no 40
Ziigmund: 40 per each?
Phil Ivey: stop at 40
Ziigmund: ok
Ziigmund: 40 per each
Phil Ivey: yup
Ziigmund: right
Dealer: Hand #2927092657
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927092657 has been canceled
Dealer: Hand #2927093905
Ziigmund: 79QK
Ziigmund: u have?
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey: 47k8
Ziigmund: what u have?
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: ok
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund has requested TIME
Phil Ivey: i wil bet 14 on flop
Ziigmund: bet on flop
System: The Turbo $20K Guarantee ($200+$16 NL Hold'em
(Turbo)) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a full house, Eights full of Fours
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($80,799.50) with a full house, Eights
full of Fours
Dealer: Hand #2927105985
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: 1more
Phil Ivey: sure
Dealer: Ziigmund has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927105985 has been canceled
Dealer: Hand #2927107522
Ziigmund: 5678
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey: 66910
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [6h 6c 9c Td]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [5h 6d 7s 8d]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, King high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows Ace King high
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,198.50) with a straight, King high
Ziigmund: more
Dealer: Hand #2927116462
Phil Ivey: ok 2 more
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: ok?
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [Jc As 4h 5h]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [7d Ts 9c 2h]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows a straight, King high
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,999.50) with a straight, Ace high
Dealer: Hand #2927122389
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [8d 2s Ac 3d]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [Ts 9d Td Qd]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, Five high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,999.50) with a straight, Five high
Ziigmund: more
Dealer: Hand #2927127096
Phil Ivey: k 5 more

lol ^