Cry him a river, bitch.

From what I understand the guy is a very cool dude and most people that know him personally know his tilty antics on the interwebs, thus take them with many grains of salt... although one can't help but notice some of these lines are downright insulting... and hella funny. I understand how some people may perceive that as him being douchey... I think it's great.

lol. He's from Scandinavia. Of course he'd have the balls. In your country when someone upsets you, you sue them. Here, we eat them.

this is the thread of 2008. Period

haha so good.
I think my 5 yeard old cousin could make better insults.

hahahahaahahha

where does Ziig get money?

Full Tilt Poker Game #8055944611: Table Antonius (deep 6) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:05:15 ET - 2008/09/13
Seat 2: slaktarn ($214,669.50)
Seat 4: Brian Hastings ($61,989)
Seat 5: durrrr ($97,394)
Seat 6: Ziigmund ($259,448)
Ziigmund posts the small blind of $200
slaktarn posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Brian Hastings folds
durrrr raises to $1,200
Ziigmund calls $1,000
slaktarn raises to $4,800
durrrr calls $3,600
Ziigmund calls $3,600
*** FLOP *** [Ad 7s 3c]
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund checks
slaktarn checks
durrrr checks
*** TURN *** [Ad 7s 3c] [Kh]
Ziigmund bets $14,400
slaktarn has 15 seconds left to act
slaktarn raises to $36,000
durrrr folds
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund calls $21,600
*** RIVER *** [Ad 7s 3c Kh] [2c]
Ziigmund checks
slaktarn bets $86,400
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund raises to $218,648, and is all in
slaktarn has 15 seconds left to act
slaktarn calls $87,469.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $44,778.50 returned to Ziigmund
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ziigmund shows [4c 8s 7c 5s] a straight, Five high
slaktarn mucks
Ziigmund wins the pot ($434,137) with a straight, Five high
slaktarn is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $434,139 | Rake $2
Board: [Ad 7s 3c Kh 2c]
Seat 2: slaktarn (big blind) mucked
Seat 4: Brian Hastings didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: durrrr (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Ziigmund (small blind) collected ($434,137)


durrrr: nh
Ziigmund: ty
Ziigmund: gg guys

omg, forget antonius, this guy is hilarious.


ziigmund

haha awesome thread.

I think the answer might be high stakes PLO?

epic thread

Ziigmund: gus is from czech rebubplik
Ziigmund: from ROMANIA HE IS
Ziigmund: gus likes eurovision
Ziigmund: gus should sing in eurovision..team chez romanisa
Ziigmund: gus is singer from romania
Ziigmund: czech rebuplic singer from eurovision gay bar GUSTAV HANSEN

This is so god damn good

ziig takes a player shot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZh3yZhTOZ4

Ziigmund: gus
Ziigmund: u r f horrible beef fish
Ziigmund: and i know u know it too
Gus Hansen: sometimes
Ziigmund: always

Ziigmund: ha now trex?
trex313: no ty
trex313: i got games
Ziigmund: where?
trex313: maybe later
trex313: o here
Ziigmund: where u have games?
trex313: i'll play you i n NL
trex313: if you want
Ziigmund: half half..thats fair u sucker
trex313: haha
Ziigmund: only no limit...u f yankees always same
trex313: no ty.
Ziigmund: cmon half half
trex313: later tho
trex313: possibly
trex313: you're a funny guy
Ziigmund: u too
Ziigmund: how old r u?
trex313: 24
trex313: how old are you
Ziigmund: so we will see in vegas
Ziigmund: 25
trex313: yeah we'll meet in vegas
trex313: if i see you i'll introduce myself
Ziigmund: sure m8
trex313: and you can show me how to do another player shot
Ziigmund: party and gym and cashgame
trex313: yeap
trex313: see ya buddy
Ziigmund: what did u mean?
Ziigmund: another plr shot?
trex313: your tequilla shot with the limes
Ziigmund: lul
Ziigmund: yup
Ziigmund: l8r man
trex313: later

Ziigmund: ok lets go to deep
Ziigmund: 300 600 deep
Ziigmund: mr Dang
trex313: i'll play you in two of these
trex313: instead of 1 deep, been losing too much
Ziigmund: lets take 2 deep
Ziigmund: i can bluff 3way
Ziigmund: this is not poker
Ziigmund: i can only bluff 2 and u call with aa
trex313: okay fine
trex313: let's go
Ziigmund: and listen
trex313: yeah man
Ziigmund: my connection is very bad....so if u see i get discon....wait litl bit if
i get it back...i mean dont bet right away...gentleman?
Ziigmund: just take time and bet when its almost finish
trex313: yeah
trex313: i promise
Ziigmund: cool
trex313: i'll stall for u
Ziigmund: con bad..im in venice with my girlfriend
Ziigmund: and bad con in this hotel

Ziigmund: gus hansen is losing pokr plr

LOL at euro's that think they have backbones. Amuzing to say the least

sorry this is the ziigmund thread

i think u need to go to the backbone thread

hmm could this be Zigg with fake mustache and a wig

if this was zig the pic actually would be funny.
this way its just sad.

how can that pic be so perfect, its so funny its not even funny

"Oh, to be Patrik Antonius...."---Zig

Gus Hansen: bad but lucky
Ziigmund: Uncle Gustav
Ziigmund: Gus romanian eurovisionsinger Hansen cant play
poker
Gus Hansen: dont cry Ziggy
Ziigmund: Gustav "RAZZKING"Hansen
Ziigmund: Gustav likes to sing karaoke with his gipsy friends
Ziigmund: Gustav likes to sing karaoke with his
gipsy friends