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Ziigmund: if i tell what i had...u tell ?

Easy the best thread in NVG. Sticky please !

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Uhm.. You're the ******.

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ZIGG is my hero

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 7 players - View hand 29321
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

OnTheRize (BTN): $286331.00
Ziigmund (SB): $293769.00
luckexpress10 (BB): $19000.00
tsarrast (UTG): $88994.00
howisitfeellike (UTG+1): $39500.00
Urindanger (MP): $56997.00
Niki Jedlicka (CO): $20000.00

Niki Jedlicka posts a big blind ($1000)

Pre Flop: ($2500.00)
tsarrast calls $1000, 1 fold, Urindanger calls $1000, Niki Jedlicka checks, 1 fold, Ziigmund raises to $6000, 1 fold, tsarrast calls $5000, Urindanger calls $5000, 1 fold

Flop: ($20000.00) J K Q (3 players)
Ziigmund bets $20000, tsarrast raises to $80000, Urindanger folds, Ziigmund raises to $140000, tsarrast calls $2994 all in

Turn: ($185988.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($185988.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $185988.00
Ziigmund shows T A 8 9 (a straight, Ace high)
tsarrast shows Q Q 8 7 (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
tsarrast wins $185985.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Ziigmund: he is just so f donk
Ziigmund: like he looks
tsarrast: zig... u remember A953ddd from 200400 plo?
tsarrast: u know what ur 4way preflop eq was kid? it was 8.9% good job
tsarrast: ill never beat that hand
Ziigmund: huh.whatta donk u r
Ziigmund: u r donk.u look like a donk
Ziigmund: good job.
Ziigmund: mirror doesnt ie
Ziigmund: lie

Ziigmund: huh.whatta donk u r
Ziigmund: u r donk.u look like a donk
Ziigmund: good job.
Ziigmund: mirror doesnt ie
Ziigmund: lie

LMAO

Ziig is the f man

mirror doesn't lie. ive never heard that one before. ziig makes it look so easy..

LMAO

hahah f hilarious

lol, lol

Ziigmund: trex hey
trex313: sup
Ziigmund: u ever play live games?
OnTheRize: zig u gonna be in LA?
Ziigmund: when?
trex313: nah, i dont , do u ?
Ziigmund: yes i do
Ziigmund: jag pratar svenska ockso
OnTheRize: end of this month
Ziigmund: no im not there
OnTheRize: ur rarely i n the states?
Ziigmund: i might be
Ziigmund: ¨why?
Ziigmund: u wanna hit me?
OnTheRize: maybe today yeah
OnTheRize: few of the guys here wanna start cash game
OnTheRize: at commerce
Ziigmund: what stakes?
OnTheRize: dunno
OnTheRize: hopefully same as this
Ziigmund: who r u rize?
Ziigmund: condoleza??
OnTheRize: really dont want to say here
Ziigmund: ok
OnTheRize: im an action junky
Ziigmund: no,u r not
Ziigmund: im action junkie when im on tilt
Ziigmund: 80k preflop cold
Ziigmund: 288T
OnTheRize: ok i might not ever get there
Ziigmund: trex
Ziigmund: u ever in drunk
Ziigmund: ?

Ziigmund: trex
Ziigmund: trex hey
trex313: sup dog
Ziigmund: am i worse than gus?
trex313: what it do
trex313: worse at what
Ziigmund: playin poker
trex313: lol, only when u f tilt
Ziigmund: lul
Ziigmund: am i worse than ontherize??
Ziigmund: i tilt once per week
Ziigmund: and thats 600k-1,9mega
Ziigmund: trex hey
trex313: sup ziig
Ziigmund: uwhy u never tilt?
Ziigmund: trex
Ziigmund: hey
trex313: herroo
Ziigmund: what do u think about my videos?
trex313: herrro preease
Ziigmund: coinflip.com
trex313: what videos
trex313: is that a porn site
OnTheRize: wats ur site zig
Ziigmund: i just write blog and put videos
Ziigmund: to coinflip.com

so everytime he types its post worthy now?

ummm yes.....

basically

werd

what do YOU think?

Urindanger: i didn't know it was ok to change seats
Ziigmund: me neither
Urindanger: but i guess if pa is doing it, everyone can from now on
Ziigmund: but only for prince of monaco
Ziigmund: i leave now
Ziigmund: if urindang leaves i go to that seat
Ziigmund: gl uri

Why not?
You don't have to read this topic, if it's annoying you.
Ziig = Action
Anyone else you know tilts as bad and loses 600k - 1900k in a short time?

Dealer: tsarrast wins the pot ($600)
Dealer: Hand #10487862690
Heggi1971 (Observer): SUPER
MrSuperduper (Observer): wot?
Dealer: tsarrast has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: WTF????
Dealer: tsarrast has 15 seconds left to act
Jallday23 (Observer): wtf
tsarrast: gus is playing
Dealer: tsarrast wins the pot ($25,199.50)
Dealer: Hand #10487873974
Jallday23 (Observer): give me 1k ziggmund
tsarrast: we will continue when he quits
Ziigmund: u said full buy in
Dealer: tsarrast has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Hand #10487873974 has been canceled
tsarrast: play with gus zig
Macman1234 (Observer): lol gushunting
Ziigmund: uwhy u do like this
tsarrast: bro we are even
Jallday23 (Observer): give me 1k ziigmund
Ziigmund: u r just as horrible like u look
tsarrast: and gus is on
Ziigmund: f u
tsarrast: its not like i won a bunch and quit u
Jallday23 (Observer): give me 1k tsarrast