wow this thread makes me smile sooooooooo much no matter how tilted i am!
fwiw i think the 'Cole South' line is my new #1.. then 'FU Luck' then 'i'm lucky because you play poker'.
Ziig on HSP should be epic - especially if he starts drinking or they play PLO. i hope the producers read this thread/don't just focus their attention on the ghey TV players who are over 50 and boring as fk.