ziigmund is a ****ing god. he needs to be put in the hall of fame.

Steve Zolotow: lucky but price was gd

Ziigmund: fu gay fulltilt pro

Ziigmund: u r so bad

Ziigmund: just do hit run
Steve Zolotow: & u r so gd
Ziigmund: thats what u can do
Steve Zolotow: nite zig

Ziigmund: ¨
knuffepuffe (Observer): not over a mil
Zamout (Observer): I knew Ziigmund when he was a young
footballplayer... In TIkkurilas TIps
Ziigmund: ojoypp¨pp¨pkpkkp
Ziigmund: äå
SugeKnight (Observer): you his accountant krazy?
Ziigmund: åö+
knuffepuffe (Observer): 800k
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: öö
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: öl
Ziigmund: öll
Ziigmund: l,
Ziigmund: l
Ziigmund:
Ziigmund: ö
Ziigmund: ä
Ziigmund: ä-ä
Ziigmund: ä-
Ziigmund: ä

Ziigmund: cheater
Ziigmund: 100prosent
ICallSoWhat: sick
ICallSoWhat: dont be a baby ziigi
ICallSoWhat: take a it like a man
Ziigmund: but its always same
ICallSoWhat: be happy that a idiot when allin with few outs
Ziigmund: its always same
Ziigmund: u might see cards

Ziigmund: never seen like that
Ziigmund: against present pre 220k
Ziigmund: with KK
Ziigmund: etcetcetcetcetcetcetcetcetc
Ziigmund: always same
Ziigmund: u might be lucky aswell but smell f bad
ICallSoWhat: i m not repsond to these bullshyt u said
Ziigmund: its f amazing u r very often dog and always wins
Ziigmund: might be luck too but


ICallSoWhat: have u seen how manny time i m big fav in big
pots and LOST????
Ziigmund: i think u r cheater thats all
Ziigmund: but wanna lose these 40k more
Ziigmund: u have been against me underdog in like 30 pot
Ziigmund: and i have won like 4
Ziigmund: when u r favourite u have won like 85prosent
Ziigmund: and thats true
ICallSoWhat: i dont have those stats

and I get my chat permanently banned for saying "stfu" to a railbird.

lol_fulltiltaments

Aeron73: ups
Ziigmund: shut up moro
Ziigmund: n
Ziigmund: hope u die
Aeron73: thats not very nice
Ziigmund: f u
Dealer: Aeron73 is sitting out
Aeron73: ok
Aeron73: if u didnt call me names
Aeron73: i wouldnt quit
Aeron73: but ur an as.s
Ziigmund: hope osama put bomb to your house
Ziigmund: f moron
Aeron73: u realize
Aeron73: if you werent such a !$%@
Aeron73: i would still be playing u
Aeron73: DEEP
Aeron73: plo
Aeron73: but u fkd it up

Luck123: Hi everyone
Ziigmund: f u luck

Ziigmund: y0
Ziigmund: can u lend me 200
Phil Ivey: only if u promise to take me out when i come over to europe
lol
Ziigmund: ok
Ziigmund: thats cool

Ziigmund: mike matusow
Ziigmund: MIKE
Mike Matusow: zigggy
rhchang (Observer): reason i ask is because i
depositd with click2pay and the only way to
withdraw funds is through click2pay
Ziigmund: u still owe me
Ziigmund: +++
Mike Matusow: iknow
Ziigmund: wtf ?
Mike Matusow: patric didnt give it to u
rhchang (Observer): hey mike
Mike Matusow: he was supposed to
rhchang (Observer): do you know if i deposited
through click2pay the only way to withdraw is
through click2pay?
Ziigmund: yes.......he said he hasnt said anything
to u about thta
Mike Matusow: ill talk to him wtf
rhchang (Observer): or can i get the funds
transfered another way?
Ziigmund: ??
rhchang (Observer): hey ziigmund can you hear
me?
Mike Matusow: hang in ther wont be long
Mike Matusow: how u been doing
Ziigmund: its now 9days when u said 1 week
Ziigmund: good
Mike Matusow: k dont want to talk on her ei
though patric paid u he said he would
Ziigmund: put it just now??
mase_gotsem (Observer): ziig are u broke lol
Ziigmund: no
Ziigmund: u?
Mike Matusow: i am
CalluBudddy (Observer): lol
Ziigmund: lol
spezunk (Observer): THEN STFU
mase_gotsem (Observer): yes lend me 10k till 7
days
Mike Matusow: but im a rich broke
CalluBudddy (Observer): trivia anyone?
Ziigmund: whta does it mean?
mase_gotsem (Observer): me too but im rich broke
also
mase_gotsem (Observer): mi=oneys tied up
Mike Matusow: means i got lot of money but no
cash
mase_gotsem (Observer): mike ill lend u 1500 pay
me back 2k in 2 weeks
Mike Matusow: lol
CalluBudddy (Observer): thats juice
mase_gotsem (Observer): i need money
investments lol
ENP_24 (Observer): Mikey will win 2k in the next 2
minutes!
mase_gotsem (Observer): its only 25 % a week
CalluBudddy (Observer): no 33%
mase_gotsem (Observer): im bad at math also
mase_gotsem (Observer): see
Ziigmund: mike...put that 10k now ok?
mcniddy (Observer): gooo mikeyyyyy
Mike Matusow: sure if i can find it
CalluBudddy (Observer): lol
mcniddy (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: to bad im allin on table
Mike Matusow: like i am everyday
mcniddy (Observer): it fell off the boat right mike
Ziigmund: ???
Ziigmund: r u still 30k for me?
mcniddy (Observer): hes sittn with all his money
mase_gotsem (Observer): ziig i like ur style very
persistnant
CalluBudddy (Observer): sweatin him a lil
Mike Matusow: wtf r u talking about
mcniddy (Observer): lol
Ziigmund: or u put it 21th of jan or when?
spezunk (Observer): ZIG IM MIKEYS BUD I SEND
YOU RIGHT NOW
Mike Matusow: i owe u ten
CalluBudddy (Observer): srry
Mike Matusow: u willhave it when i get it
Mike Matusow: not talking about it anymore
mase_gotsem (Observer): i did see him pay u back
20
mase_gotsem (Observer): this was 3 weeks or so
Hollatchaboy69 (Observer): you tell him mike
spezunk (Observer): ZIG I SEND YOU 10 RIGHT
NOW OK?
Mike Matusow: and if u bring it up again i wont pay
u back at all
spezunk (Observer): YOU WANT IT OR NOT
Hollatchaboy69 (Observer): hahahahaha
mase_gotsem (Observer): yea u tell him
Ziigmund:
??????????????????????????????????
durrrr: mike
Mike Matusow: geez
durrrr: not the kindv thing to say
durrrr: @ table
Mike Matusow: wtf
durrrr: jus relax...
mogreen22 (Observer): ziggys sooo off mikeys top
8
Mike Matusow: welllisten to him told him not in
chat
durrrr: jus tryin to b friendly
Mike Matusow: and he doont stop
mase_gotsem (Observer): well id say same thing
keep it on phone or private
1F---ingTime (Observer): lol mogreen
Mike Matusow: exactly
Mike Matusow: ty
durrrr: i dunno situation im jus sayin dont do @ table
Mike Matusow: i told him that
durrrr: my 2c fwiw
spezunk (Observer): MIKEY I SENT HIM 10K FOR
YOU
spezunk (Observer): NOW YOU OWE ME
spezunk (Observer): SEND WHEN YOU GOT IT
spezunk (Observer): NP
Ziigmund: sure......but mike...the thing why i say it
again cause u promise to put it same day and now
it s like 2months
jayyyy000007 (Observer): hey mike u having a win
mate?
Mike Matusow: u stilltalking about it
Mike Matusow: odnt know what u are talkign a
bout sorry
spezunk (Observer): &$@&ing drrrrr always table
capt
spezunk (Observer): wtf?
spezunk (Observer): lol
mase_gotsem (Observer): fk
Mike Matusow: wowo
CalluBudddy (Observer): no way
Ziigmund: ?????????????'
DeadMoney76 (Observer): reload!!!
Mike Matusow:
????????????????????????????
mase_gotsem (Observer): iggy his fkn %&# mike
1F---ingTime (Observer): he can not pay zig back
but can reload
1F---ingTime (Observer): shady
CalluBudddy (Observer): stay out of his biz man
Mike Matusow: im a shaday guy
Mike Matusow: i stif everyone
Knickolus (Observer): hah
mase_gotsem (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: how u sthink istay in action
spezunk (Observer): mike reload for 20k so i can
lmfao
POKERGOD18 (Observer): LOL
Izvestia (Observer): who is durrr?
Mike Matusow: by fkingeveryone
durrrr: lul
Knickolus (Observer): kiddy game is down the
street!!!!
POKERGOD18 (Observer): thats how u stay broke
rich
mase_gotsem (Observer): lol mik e u fnnt guy
CalluBudddy (Observer): srry for sayin anything
mike but this isnt right
POKERGOD18 (Observer): borrow and play
POKERGOD18 (Observer): hehehe
PiraHnnA (Observer): lmao mike'
POKERGOD18 (Observer): *** em all mikey
mogreen22 (Observer): its none of your business
POKERGOD18 (Observer): who caes what they
think
CalluBudddy (Observer): everyone talkin about it
mogreen22 (Observer): shut up
PiraHnnA (Observer): durrr?
PiraHnnA (Observer): who r u
PiraHnnA (Observer): sir
POKERGOD18 (Observer): id love to see mikey
take 10k off zig lol
Knickolus (Observer): Mikey you in Montana right
now?
POKERGOD18 (Observer): wouldnt that be a nice
kick in the balls
POKERGOD18 (Observer): lol
1F---ingTime (Observer): I would not lend mike a
pair of old undies
spezunk (Observer): stfu
Mike Matusow: im a bad person
Mike Matusow: i steal from everyone
Hollatchaboy69 (Observer): i like you mike
1F---ingTime (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: fk em
DeadMoney76 (Observer): mike pays everyone
back
Hollatchaboy69 (Observer): ur cool in my book
Ziigmund: please

Ziigmund: my con is bad
Ziigmund: in barca
durrrr: play some...
durrrr: im in europe too not vgood conn
durrrr: 1st time u dc
Ziigmund: cant this bs connection
durrrr: if u dc again then quit
durrrr: give it more time... u always hit n run me
Ziigmund: but it will start to make it all the time now
durrrr: if yuo dc 1more we quit ok/
durrrr: ?
Ziigmund: ehh
Ziigmund: and thats 300k pot?
durrrr: how 300k pot?
durrrr: 80k on tables
Ziigmund: lul
Ziigmund: whatever 150
durrrr: cmon man
durrrr: u hit and run me so much its not cool, you'd get really
mad if situation was flipped
Ziigmund: if i discon dont bet then ok?
durrrr: then you can just do it whenever you want me to chk...
durrrr: if i think its real i wont bet
durrrr: if not ill do w/e i wouldv done
Ziigmund: i mean wait when im back connection
durrrr: ill wait yes
Ziigmund: u r cool
Ziigmund: thx

WOW! He even lets the rail get to him.

Ziigmund: Patrik "I need proteinshake everymorning"Antonius ....HAHAHAHAHA!

...Seriously Mori and other tv poker producers have to take Ziig in some of theyre shows. All do respect to durrr and others but Ziig is more fun to watch.

5 star thread imo

mike stiffs people no ****

Fwiw, he was in some cashgame on tv called "the game" with PA and some other scandis + tony G among others.

Ziigmund: just say u r f bad
Gus Hansen: you didnt cry when you won 6 big pots
in a row
Ziigmund: and i was big favourite every pots
Gus Hansen: except 4 of them
Ziigmund: huh
Ziigmund: u r sick
Gus Hansen: and you cant count

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

This kid's gonna be a poker legend someday... if he can survive the next couple years.

This one he had against Urindanger or Trex, can't remember where he was just going "Ching chong" for 20 minutes, it was just the weirded thing ever.

probably one of the funniest threads ive ever seen.

Ziigmund: hope u doie f godngodong
Urindanger: can u rebuy full
Urindanger: plz zig
Urindanger: thanks
Ziigmund: fu moron chin
Urindanger: it's chink.
Urindanger: learn to spell
Urindanger: chin. wtf
Ziigmund: what chink means?
Ziigmund: i didnt mean that word
Ziigmund: r u asian?

Ziigmund: is trex113 your bro?
Ziigmund: brb
Urindanger: ok
Urindanger: ur quick
Ziigmund: brb sry
Ziigmund: urin
Urindanger: wtup
Ziigmund: how much u r in?
Urindanger: not sure
Ziigmund: what u think?
Ziigmund: about 80?
Urindanger: i'm really not sure this time
Urindanger: ur guess as good as mine
Ziigmund:
Urindanger: gg zig, present left i think its time to sleep
Urindanger: gl
Urindanger: gl

Full Tilt Poker Game #5879393961: Table Journey (heads up) - $300/$600 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:58:08 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 1: tsarrast ($55,197.50)
Seat 2: Ziigmund ($114,215)
tsarrast posts the small blind of $300
Ziigmund posts the big blind of $600
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
tsarrast raises to $1,800
Ziigmund raises to $6,100
tsarrast calls $4,300
*** FLOP *** [9c 2h Qc]
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund checks
tsarrast checks
*** TURN *** [9c 2h Qc] [5s]
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund bets $10,800
tsarrast has 15 seconds left to act
tsarrast calls $10,800
*** RIVER *** [9c 2h Qc 5s] [Ac]
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund bets $97,315, and is all in
tsarrast has 15 seconds left to act
tsarrast has requested TIME
tsarrast has been disconnected
tsarrast has 36 seconds to reconnect
tsarrast is sitting out
tsarrast has timed out
tsarrast folds
Uncalled bet of $97,315 returned to Ziigmund
Ziigmund mucks
Ziigmund wins the pot ($33,799.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $33,800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c 2h Qc 5s Ac]
Seat 1: tsarrast (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: Ziigmund (big blind) collected ($33,799.50), mucked

Ziigmund: u wouldnt call it anyway?
tsarrast: think i was going t fold
Ziigmund: yup
tsarrast: bluff? ace?
Ziigmund: nutsnuts
Ziigmund: u?
tsarrast: just a pair

LMAO

haha. patrik is like a father to ziggy. which makes this even funnier.

someone needs to post a picture of ziggy for all of us who have no clue how he looks like

I know i sow it. But i said Mori who is producer of high stakes poker and Poker After Dark, it would be fun to see him in those shows.

this one made me lol out of my chair.

before(pony idiot):



after: