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lmao epic thread.
keep posting new quotes.

I have just very quickly become a massive Ziigmund fannn.

and obv f u luck. best quote. just such a great quick response

Not really anything funny, but after yesterdays game against Ivey:

Ziigmund: coming to vegas 25th
Phil Ivey: in 3 days?
Ziigmund: yup
Phil Ivey: make sure u hit me. im here
Ziigmund: cool
Ziigmund: i will

Phil Ivey: gotta go
Phil Ivey: gl today
Phil Ivey: in poker tournament

Thats sooo awsome, made my boring day at school

translation anyone ? DBKKK no talk thai. i do no that pumppu means fat so in that case fat benyamine but wtf does rasva mean

Ziigmund: oot lussu nähny ton hjästingssin kuvan
Ziigmund: ?
LarsLuzak: joo
Ziigmund: oisko toi räkä brian vai rasva brian
LarsLuzak: rasva
Ziigmund: joo
Ziigmund: ennen ku tulee parempi
LarsLuzak: jopa sukua Zololle
Ziigmund: jopa
LarsLuzak: ilmota sille
LarsLuzak: virallinen nickname
Ziigmund: rasva brian vs. pumppu benyamine
Ziigmund: Brian....your nickname is from this point RASVA
Ziigmund: Rasva what u had?
Brian Hastings: wanna play more talbes of this guys?
Brian Hastings: or something
Brian Hastings: i hate 1 tabling
Dealer: LarsLuzak has 15 seconds left to act
LarsLuzak: lets play NL
Ziigmund: it works if there is gusettaja and pumppu
Ziigmund: not with lussu and rasva
Brian Hastings: am i lussu or rasva?
Ziigmund: u r rasva
Brian Hastings: lol
Brian Hastings: just searched that
Brian Hastings: thanks
Ziigmund: it means many thing
Brian Hastings: mr waterslide champ
Brian Hastings:
Ziigmund: but because your hair is so thirty u r rasva
Brian Hastings: thirty?
Ziigmund: hmm
Brian Hastings: dirty maybe?
Ziigmund: i dont know how it should write
LarsLuzak: dirty u mean?
LarsLuzak:
Ziigmund: yes
Ziigmund: dirty
Ziigmund: sry m8
Brian Hastings: i dunno man i shower at least twice a month
Brian Hastings: thats not very nice
Ziigmund: but u r cool anyway
Brian Hastings: i like u ziig, ur a funny guy
Brian Hastings: from now on im translating all the finnish
comments, theyre awesome
Ziigmund: dont do it rasva
Ziigmund: rasva otti kahes hanskas
LarsLuzak: piti tarkistaa

Running it through a translator I think theyre talking about a nickname for Brian and come up with "fatty" or something.

This is like 1000 degrees c to room temp in 15 seconds wtf!

Ziigmund: lussu (luzak) have you seen a photo of that hjästings
Ziigmund: ?
LarsLuzak: yeah
Ziigmund: would him be booger brian or grease brian
LarsLuzak: grease
Ziigmund: yeah
Ziigmund: before we come up with better one
LarsLuzak: even related to Zolo
Ziigmund: even
LarsLuzak: tell him
LarsLuzak: his official nickname
Ziigmund: rasva brian vs. pumppu benyamine
Ziigmund: Brian....your nickname is from this point RASVA
Ziigmund: Rasva what u had?
Ziigmund: Rasva what u had

e. well, rasva means grease, fat, lard... and all those.

like that

translating it makes it even mroe gibberish, also way to copy what i just posted, just get a finn to translate it otherwise it makes no sense

^didnt see you edited your original post

Brian Hastings: just searched that
Brian Hastings: thanks
Ziigmund: it means many thing
Brian Hastings: mr waterslide champ
Brian Hastings:
Ziigmund: but because your hair is so thirty u r
rasva
Brian Hastings: thirty?
Ziigmund: hmm
Brian Hastings: dirty maybe?
Ziigmund: i dont know how it should write
LarsLuzak: dirty u mean?
LarsLuzak:
Ziigmund: yes
Ziigmund: dirty
Ziigmund: sry m8
Brian Hastings: i dunno man i shower at least twice
a month
Brian Hastings: thats not very nice
Ziigmund: but u r cool anyway
Ziigmund: NemesisKK...maxicool
Brian Hastings: i like u ziig, ur a funny guy
Brian Hastings: from now on im translating all the
finnish comments, theyre awesome
Ziigmund: dont do it rasva
LarsLuzak: sweet
LarsLuzak: cmon lets start the NL game now
LarsLuzak: or maybe 3 handed HA?
Brian Hastings: yikes
Ziigmund: rasva otti kahes hanskas
LarsLuzak: piti tarkistaa
Ziigmund: rasva
Ziigmund: why u r always so f lucky against me?
Brian Hastings: those last 2 hands are pretty even
luck wise
Brian Hastings: except other was bigger
Ziigmund: nono
Ziigmund: tilt me not
Ziigmund: we put money in on turn
Ziigmund: that otherwise
Ziigmund: lol
Ziigmund: pitäs åuhuu
Ziigmund: rasva...ok lets play at gus heaven too
LarsLuzak: alright
LarsLuzak: come on in
Ziigmund: rasva
Ziigmund: gusheaven too
Brian Hastings: ok
LarsLuzak: comecome

Hastings is cool. Less than year from now on, Hastings will speak better finland than Antonius.

hastings nice, cool guy and he knows how to play poker :P

I laughed at this :

Full Tilt Poker Game #8622516668: Table GusHeaven (6 max) - $500/$1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:44:56 ET - 2008/10/23
Seat 2: Ziigmund ($100,000)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($113,999), is sitting out
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($76,495.25)
Seat 5: LarsLuzak ($129,496.25)
LarsLuzak posts the small blind of $500
Ziigmund posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
David Benyamine raises to $3,000
LarsLuzak folds
Ziigmund calls $2,000
*** FLOP *** [2s 9s 7c]
Ziigmund checks
David Benyamine has 15 seconds left to act
David Benyamine bets $4,000
Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund raises to $12,000
David Benyamine raises to $73,495.25, and is all in
Ziigmund calls $61,495.25
David Benyamine shows [Td Jh]
Ziigmund shows [7d 7h]
*** TURN *** [2s 9s 7c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9s 7c Qs] [Kc]
David Benyamine shows a straight, King high
Ziigmund shows three of a kind, Sevens
David Benyamine wins the pot ($153,489.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $153,490.50 | Rake $1
Board: [2s 9s 7c Qs Kc]
Seat 2: Ziigmund (big blind) showed [7d 7h] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: Gus Hansen is sitting out
Seat 4: David Benyamine (button) showed [Td Jh] and won ($153,489.50) with a straight, King high
Seat 5: LarsLuzak (small blind) folded before the Flop


Ziigmund: on toi pumppu ihan vitun kauhee olio
LarsLuzak: joo
LarsLuzak: otti filpin

=

Ziigmund: that pumppu(benya) is a ****ing terrible creature
LarsLuzak: yeah
LarsLuzak: he took a flip

LMAO, wtf is Grease Hastings?

Fixed the post at page 11.

Lol grease Hastings... awesome

Ziigmund: sunra
Ziigmund: come to gus city table
Ziigmund: sunra come to heads up
Ziigmund: some f mouse
Ziigmund: come to play heads up
Ziigmund: u all r so f mouse
Ziigmund: f u
Ziigmund: u just play 6 handed u f g ays and even cant spell poker u f g ays
Ziigmund: f u

^^ loll ahahaha wft is 'you are all so f mouse?' lolls

It's an "insult" translated straight from Finnish

"****ing mouse.."

EPIC GOLD IMO.

lulz ziigs chat makes me chuckle. lol

fu luck

what is his name and how do u know this?