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WTF is wrong with Hellmuth ? WTF is wrong with Hellmuth ?

01-09-2019 , 07:31 AM
He's just reducing his negative edge by playing less hands. It's very simple actually.
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01-09-2019 , 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TheAntiquity
Horus and phil helmuth have a lot in common
fyp

Yes, as they both think Phil Hellmuth is great.
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01-09-2019 , 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
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He is more of a man than you'll ever be. You'll never tell me to stfu in my face either once you get a whiff of the testoterone i produce.
lol, undoubtedly true.

Last edited by Gzesh; 01-09-2019 at 09:05 AM.
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01-09-2019 , 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by FastBF
I remember Goose.core! saying on Joey's pod a little while back that PH's proclivity to late reg/blind off actually might be a good strategy for him, given that he is a much bigger dog when deeper.
Also shortens his tournament days which might be very valuable at his age.
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01-09-2019 , 10:15 AM
He was rewarded for his negative behavior and continues to do so, he's "on brand"
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01-09-2019 , 11:51 AM
I shudder every time I hear his name. Sure, I dont know him, but he is probably top 2 of people that I just cannot stand (Jamie Gold being a close tie). You can be emotional, I get it, but PH? He is a completely new story, and I just dont get how he cant just say nothing or say GG/Nice hand and get on with his life? Exploding every single time like a 5 year old little kid, and thinking the entire world is against him...

I mean, its not like he cant afford to lose a tournament or bust right? I would imagine someone who has nothing and who bubbles the WSOP FT in a cruel fashion will get emotional, cry, etc. But a player with 30+ years in poker who doesnt NEED the money or the win? I will never ever understand it, and find it the most annoying thing ever.
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01-09-2019 , 11:52 AM
And joke of a century is PH writing a book about positivity, like Hitler receiving the nobel peace prize.
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01-09-2019 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MuckPls
And joke of a century is PH writing a book about positivity, like Hitler receiving the nobel peace prize.
Hitler explains what's wrong with online poker, Ultimate Bet, Full Tilt and Phil Helmuth's role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vQCid_HH8
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01-09-2019 , 05:15 PM
why do people GAF if phil shows up late to a tourney? Unless you have a piece of him, wtf does it matter?
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01-09-2019 , 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
I dont have to wish anything, you can smell the testosterone on me.
You spelt piss wrong.
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01-09-2019 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BeHumble!
Would you stfu? Phil isn't a fukking alpha male he is a massive geek.
I found that a bizarre comment myself, and chuckled over this reply. Antonius is alpha, PH is super whiny drama boy.
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01-09-2019 , 07:14 PM
So:

Constantly complaining and screaming at people = Alpha?

Professional-level athletic and attractive = Beta?

Yeah, I think I’m signing up for the Betas, but you have fun with your little testosterone-reeked whinefest.
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01-09-2019 , 07:22 PM
Yes, okay athlete is non-alpha-ish. Whining boy is alpha. Response from opposite sex is key in alpha formula: big edge to PH.

I am expecting a return call from urologist tomorrow, correction of scrip. I think I will ask my testosterone level. Betting over the great PH.
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01-09-2019 , 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BeHumble!
Would you stfu? Phil isn't a fukking alpha male he is a massive geek.
those 2 things aren't mutually exclusive
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01-09-2019 , 07:52 PM
Apparently PH is a huge insomniac. He has a lot of trouble sleeping and that is at least part of his reason for being late.
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01-09-2019 , 10:05 PM
PH does rub shoulders with the warriors owners though.
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01-09-2019 , 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
I dont have to wish anything, you can smell the testosterone on me.
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Originally Posted by roddy
You spelt piss wrong.

The early leader for post of the year... comedic gold... well done sir, well done!!
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01-10-2019 , 03:44 PM
Does Phil seriously charge 1.9 mu???
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01-10-2019 , 07:50 PM
PH is the Donald Trump of poker:
Egotistical to the nth degree
Braggart
Loves to be center of attention
Abrasive
Crude
And full full full of himself
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01-10-2019 , 08:02 PM
but he hasn't cheated on his wife
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01-10-2019 , 08:08 PM


Srsly is correct to call out hot dog man.

Phil should be talking more about being involved with regcharity, or something similar, or about any direct donations he makes to some charity. Has he ever dontated anything to charity? Given his incessant name dropping and self promotion, I'm sure he would let everyone know with great fanfare about his generous donations. crickets on that front from him.

Taking money to help charities is not charitable. Its just taking money.

Last edited by PTLou; 01-10-2019 at 08:21 PM.
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01-10-2019 , 09:02 PM
Phil does not play the highest cashgames in the world or takes up these"internet kids" offers because he knows the game passed him by. Phil doesnt participate in any of the big EPTs and super high rollers regurarly because hw knows hes outmatched.

The guy cant play deepstacked poker to save his life, that is why he showsup so late so he can play lower lbinds. . Phil can only win vs recreationals and use his name to get by.,
Hes washed up and needs to study
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01-10-2019 , 09:28 PM
Is he going to buy in the guy that he helped knock out in the 2018 WSOP main event by going on a rant in the middle of a 3 way hand when the guy was all in?

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01-11-2019 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by PTLou


Srsly is correct to call out hot dog man.

Phil should be talking more about being involved with regcharity, or something similar, or about any direct donations he makes to some charity. Has he ever dontated anything to charity? Given his incessant name dropping and self promotion, I'm sure he would let everyone know with great fanfare about his generous donations. crickets on that front from him.

Taking money to help charities is not charitable. Its just taking money.
Hi Lou:

I agree with everything you said. But I also wonder if the charity is paying PH a large fee, what other expenses they may have and how much of the money actually makes it to the people they’re supposed to be helping.

Best wishes,
Mason
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01-11-2019 , 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by synth_floyd
Hellmuth is one of the GOATs of tournament poker. He's also a huge narcissist.

He buys in late partially for the attention. He loves to big time everyone. And partially because he DGAF about burning the money. He has endless trunks of it afterall.
I think he buys in late because it is easier to dodge bullets when many of the idiots that don't know how to play poker are busted or have already shot most of their bullets.
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