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02-18-2021 , 10:02 AM
I think now possibly Greece. Used to be Italy followed by France imo.
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02-18-2021 , 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Femton
Israel, and it's not even that close.

Even the colluders on GG are so bad I don't think anyone reports them.
The Israely players on GG are ****ing bad, especially in omaha where they reg with 15-20BB lol and VPIP 100.
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02-18-2021 , 10:49 AM
monaco
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02-18-2021 , 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by StraightFlooosh
I just want to know what the thought process was for writing Pokah instead of poker.
Honestly, there wasnt much thought process I think. It was 7 am and I was really exhausted from playing too much. Maybe I just wanted to create some sort of clickbait or make the title more cool and stick out. But as madlex confirmed I tend to mess up on my titles. I also just like the term (is it a term??) and it grew on me ever since dnegs said it in his dexter/rastafari impersonation. Ja mon!, the pokahs..lol

This is en excellent edited video btw I think from Thomas (srslysirius). Go to the 25 second mark or watch the whole thing its funny. Yes he made some genius videos.


Here the original:
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02-18-2021 , 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by jayme87
yeah and why did you bust one out over a brazilian? who was she?
I said I busted out to not over, lol. I actually know it was to a guy, his name is botteon.

Im not sure if we are allowed to speak of busting in any other context here. Maybe this isnt the right place to talk about favourite pornstars. Maybe in another thread and different section. But this cracked me up lol, thanks!
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02-18-2021 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Yogg-Saron
Worth a read I guess. An article looking at countries GDP vs winnings in poker.

https://www.pokerolymp.com/73821/com...innings-vs-gdp
This is a very interesting article. Im not sure if its a misprint or a troll but the date of this article says January 1970? Whats up with that?


"Comparison: Poker winnings vs. GDP
Von PokerOlymp.com 01 Januar 1970


Overview top 15 donating countries
Rank Country $/100 GDP Players Net winnings in $
1. United States -8,03 46.500 865.843 -367.950.000
2. Canada -10,61 46.250 194.344 -122.220.000
3. Germany -4,60 39.750 221.099 -96.520.000 "
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02-18-2021 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mcc3504
How could you list romania or poland? they are all gto bots or non losing players. Literally no rec or fish from eastern europe lol
Thanks for your answers guys!
I tend to like it when I see eastern european players on my tables, because some of them are just bad players imo. Of course when I scope some, they are stone heart killers at times. I think it has to do with general infrastucture and education systems.

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Originally Posted by Kebabkungen
Statistically it has to be India. Do they have a single good player out of their 1.4 billion?..
They have very few high rollers that you can see at the high rollers events sometimes. Overall I think youre right, there isnt as many.


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Originally Posted by bc11816
US, because they have the most moneyz and they watch a lot of how to play gto videos,so they would be thelargest donators. In terms of pure skill its probably India type of countries, but you wont get much out of them.
Agreed, imo you could sense that after BF.

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Originally Posted by ggbruuce
Obviously the worst countries are a lot of the asian/african ones that have huge numbers of inhabitants but no regs at any decent stakes.

As far as best goes its obviously Finland, they are dominating like crazy in every format despite only having like 5 mil inhabitants. Belarus is also a good example of small country with lots of good players and pretty much zero fish lol.
I kind of agree with you here, as when I see players from china on my tables they are not playing all gto but I was unpleasently surprised at times of the level of play they are capable of. I think chinese players are improving now, a lot.

Finland and Belarus has so many strong players right now. Also bad ones. But when I see Belarus it makes me go on high alert.

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Originally Posted by Mike Femton
It's probably a mix of lot of things like good education system and generally smart and atheist population but I think the biggest reason is that it's not that long ago Finland was in a really bad war. People were poor and had not much to eat so even nowadays they don't spend money like in some other countries, even though Finland is relatively rich country now.

Like in a hockey game if some one scores a hat trick, in Finland there's probably one or two hats in the rink while in North America there can be hundreds. They respect money much more in Finland and thus don't want to give it away in a poker table.
Thanks for the input, I didnt even know finland had a really bad war. Pretty ignorant of me. Ill google it later.. I knew some poeple that were from finland or were living there. They were all wealthy. The fins make a lot of money and are not stupid, true.


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Originally Posted by Kid-A
I know a lot of the top players in the world are from there, but I've found a lot the low-midstakes German tournament players to be really bad.
I kinda get the same sense. There are a whole lot of bad players and then there is the elite high end. Overall I think they are getting signifcantly better.


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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett
lol, I havent seen many or any players from vatican city yet. They could be vpning.

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Originally Posted by Im Nacho Friend
Yeah Vatican city is a good bet. But how do you know the pope hasn't been running monker sims all year in the basement of the St. Peter??
lol

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Originally Posted by georgelboss
I am romanian and I can confirm romanians are in general bad at poker. Because it's a poor country, yes you won't see many fish at mid to high stakes. But at low stakes there are plenty
Thanks I honesly am not impressed by lot of players from that section, the eastern europeans, Bulgaria, Romania etc. There are always huge exceptions but yeah.

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Originally Posted by madlex
Just reading the thread title made me want to close it immediately. The first sentence of “Ok guys before I forget it or not do it I'm doing it” didn’t help.


But a couple of the replies made me chuckle..

Yes, sorry I didnt put much thought into it to be honest and wasnt too impressed myself after I read it. The content could be wealth of information though.

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Originally Posted by rayfox111
In before some nit picker says this thread is racist and should be taken down.
Its become ridiculous what is deemed to be offensive nowadays, its being taken too far.

To reply to OP, probably Brazil & Russia but thats only because theres 1,000s of the blighters! The Uk also have plenty of duffers.
Thanks, I dont think there there is anything racist by judging the player pool by cultural backgrounds, gdp and systems. I think some rich european countries dont value the money too much and are playing very splashy for instance, so do some wealthy Americans.


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Originally Posted by evcrusher
This

Imo coutries with the most fish compared to regs are France,Spain,Germany, Canada, UK, (USA). Basically the richer the country, the more fish they have.
Agreed to france and I am really upset I cant play on winamax anymore.

I will stop to try to reply to every post, sorry guys that was a lot.

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02-18-2021 , 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by washoe
This is a very interesting article. Im not sure if its a misprint or a troll but the date of this article says January 1970? Whats up with that?
Midnight GMT on 01/01/1970 is the beginning of the Unix Epoch where Unix Time started with a value of 0. So that's what a date field defaults back to absent any other input.
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02-18-2021 , 12:15 PM
Mod note: Thanks for keeping it funny and lighthearted so far. Please keep it that way (aka racist free) so we can keep the thread open for a bit.
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02-18-2021 , 12:30 PM
If you see Germans now at Pokerstars you probably see a bunch of fish.

No way a reg will play with a panicbutton for any serious money.
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02-18-2021 , 03:00 PM
I'm just going to ask where washoe is from and go with that.
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02-18-2021 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBlow
I'm just going to ask where washoe is from and go with that.
lol. Ah cmon Pete mate, I think you know I am german.

But the irony of your post is that I was just about to say, I think the biggest donkfishes are from the UK in online poker. So maybe I have to change eastern European to British as the worst. And I love the british.

Lets say we had nations cup again. Who would be playing for the UK?

Team UK:
Steven Chidwick
Sam Tricket
Fintan Hand
Charly Carrel
Luke Schwartz
Roland De Wolfe
Liv Boeree

vs

Team Germany:
Fedor Holtz
Ben Rolle
Ole Schemion
Stefan Sontheimer
Christoph Vogelsang
Dominik Nitsche
Rainer Kempe
Tobias Renkemeier
Koray Aldemir

As much as I love you british I would put my money on the germans. I think it would be close. Superclose.
The current Main event winner is german, as was Pius Heintz a few years ago.
Im not telling you anything new and its not really fair as Gemany has more inhabitants.

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02-18-2021 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by madlex
Midnight GMT on 01/01/1970 is the beginning of the Unix Epoch where Unix Time started with a value of 0. So that's what a date field defaults back to absent any other input.
Thank you madlex!
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02-18-2021 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by wolli2013
If you see Germans now at Pokerstars you probably see a bunch of fish.

No way a reg will play with a panicbutton for any serious money.
The panicbuttons are not only on stars for the germans. They are not the really a problem. A problem are the other regulations, i.e. deposits, amount of tables allowed etc.
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02-18-2021 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by washoe
The panicbuttons are not only on stars for the germans. They are not the really a problem. A problem are the other regulations, i.e. deposits, amount of tables allowed etc.

let's just say it was the final nail

I think it is a good thing for me.
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02-18-2021 , 04:31 PM
OMG I forgot Spraggy in this list. Sorry Spraggy.
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02-18-2021 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by wolli2013
let's just say it was the final nail

I think it is a good thing for me.
You know whats best for you. Real professionally you can still do it somehow, or gotta move to vienna or some other place.
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02-18-2021 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by U shove i call
Switzerland except Linus.
I hope this is the obscure reference I think it is.
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02-18-2021 , 05:39 PM
I would've bet Boston
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02-18-2021 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by washoe
lol. Ah cmon Pete mate, I think you know I am german.

But the irony of your post is that I was just about to say, I think the biggest donkfishes are from the UK in online poker. So maybe I have to change eastern European to British as the worst. And I love the british.

Lets say we had nations cup again. Who would be playing for the UK?

Team UK:
Steven Chidwick
Sam Tricket
Fintan Hand
Charly Carrel
Luke Schwartz
Roland De Wolfe
Liv Boeree

vs

Team Germany:
Fedor Holtz
Ben Rolle
Ole Schemion
Stefan Sontheimer
Christoph Vogelsang
Dominik Nitsche
Rainer Kempe
Tobias Renkemeier
Koray Aldemir

As much as I love you british I would put my money on the germans. I think it would be close. Superclose.
The current Main event winner is german, as was Pius Heintz a few years ago.
Im not telling you anything new and its not really fair as Gemany has more inhabitants.
Crikey. Where to start on this one?
Ok.

Ensan isn’t German, he’s Iranian. He moved to Germany in his mid 20s.
Fintan Hand isn’t from the UK.
Ever heard of Matt Ashton? He won the 50k PPC, something no German ever has done. Not a surprise - the German hive mind and bankroll only functions for NLH.
Ever heard of Chris Moorman? Toby Lewis?
How come no German has won 2 EPTs? A UK player has, and she’s a rec.
You’ve also forgotten the fastest triple crown winner.
I could go on...
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02-18-2021 , 06:58 PM
USA#1

...in everything, this too
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02-18-2021 , 07:08 PM
worst players are belgians.Literally no other option just to limp every single hand
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02-18-2021 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Im Nacho Friend
Yeah Vatican city is a good bet. But how do you know the pope hasn't been running monker sims all year in the basement of the St. Peter??


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Originally Posted by gamboneee
USA#1

...in everything, this too
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02-18-2021 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett



lol. Whats he saying? I dont get it. eels?

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