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Ellix Powers "He called me with jack high" 89 27.55%
Jerry Yang and Lee Watkinson's Wife Praying 43 13.31%
Darvin Moon bluffing his wife 43 13.31%
Stack'em Stack'em To The Top 28 8.67%
Jack Ury's Slowroll 120 37.15%
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:40 PM   #126
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Re: World Series Of Poker Funny/Lame Moments

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have you ever heard of statistics ?
Please show me the statistic of where a guy looking feminine is bi/gay.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:05 PM   #127
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I enjoyed the older WSOP episodes that were edited. Today's poker episodes I don't care for because they are boring. I just want to watch the exciting hands not the folding or boring pots. Op I am liking this thread though was a good idea, thanks.
this x1000

the older wsop episodes were so much more fun to watch

what ever happened to the mini episodes of "the nuts"

and just the crazy people mulling around the amazon room on day 1
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:35 PM   #128
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Ury slow roll... fo sho. that was awesome
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:36 PM   #129
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The barking guy needs to be shot in the head
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:07 AM   #130
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Please show me the statistic of where a guy looking feminine is bi/gay.
there def are stats to back up the idea that certain physical traits in men positively correlate to homosexuality. whether or not these characteristics are viewed as feminine is subjective.

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Old 02-28-2013, 01:44 AM   #131
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not going to wade through neckbeard foreset but shoutout to everyone who thinks geriatric george wasnt slowrolling

you have never held ten grand in your hand and never will
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Old 02-28-2013, 01:47 AM   #132
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and any reference to shaniac can be summed up with two of the most telling sentences about anyone;

kid smokes cigarettes;; and
kid is creampuff soft



and not that everyone that smokes is soft, last i saw oppie smokes (not to condone smoking tho), so obviously there are some pretty cool people that unfortunately smoke but overall **** em
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Old 02-28-2013, 02:15 AM   #133
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NO WEAPON FORMED SHALL PROSPER
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Old 02-28-2013, 02:22 AM   #134
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:30 AM   #135
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Thanks for posting this.

Yesterday when I read this thread I was thinking about this POS but couldnt remember his name or what year it was I even saw him on tv.

Total doucher, no doubt.

Eric Molina Finishes Second in Preliminary Festa al Lago Event


Was a more mature Eric Molina on display at the Festa al Lago? Hardly. Molina was apparently pounding drinks and acting as belligerent as ever during the event.


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Old 02-28-2013, 03:40 AM   #136
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not sure if it was mentioned before. Marc Podells all in against Tiffany M was priceless.
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Old 02-28-2013, 03:42 AM   #137
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You're an idiot. A guy looks feminine so he is automatically bi/gay?

Oh look. A black person. They must love fried chicken, biscuits and gravy.

Oh look. An asian. Can't drive for ****.

Oh look. A woman. Can't drive for ****.
Off your Meds? Head to Pharmacy and refill. Please...
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Old 02-28-2013, 08:51 AM   #138
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LOL at Jerry Yang's wife's faith being contingent on positive results at a poker table. Man, religious people baffle me.
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:07 AM   #139
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LOL at Jerry Yang's wife's faith being contingent on positive results at a poker table. Man, religious people baffle me.
75% of religious people are mentally challenged in some form, it's true.
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:16 AM   #140
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That old man wasn't slow rolling he most likely forgot what the **** he had, its always bugged me when people said OH GOD he slow rolled. Hell you don't know what a slow roll is if you think that
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:21 PM   #141
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Oh look. A black person. They must love fried chicken, biscuits and gravy.
Everyone loves fried chicken, biscuits and gravy. Its the nuts.
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:34 PM   #142
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Are you serious?

Shaniac is a pussy as well.

10 to 1 Shaniac has never been in a fight in his life.
In fairness, my post says "I hope..." not "I expect..." No, I don't really think Shane would do that.

Thus, I shall rewrite my own post (FYP emphasis mine):

Every time I see that clip, I keep hoping Shaniac turns into Erik Cajelais, picks Molina up by the collar and gives the kid what could only be described as an "All-In Chip Suppository."

But alas, Shaniac just storms away and I die a little.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:42 AM   #143
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But after seeing both Ray Lewis and Jerry Yang say it with remarkable success, I am starting to believe in the power of the phrase "no weapon formed against me shall prosper"
Wasn't that Watkinson's girlfriend/fiance who said that?
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