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Ellix Powers "He called me with jack high" 89 27.55%
Jerry Yang and Lee Watkinson's Wife Praying 43 13.31%
Darvin Moon bluffing his wife 43 13.31%
Stack'em Stack'em To The Top 28 8.67%
Jack Ury's Slowroll 120 37.15%
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:11 PM   #1
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World Series Of Poker Funny/Lame Moments

Ellix Powers "He called me with jack high"

Jerry Yang and Lee Watkinson's Wife Praying

Darvin Moon bluffing his wife

Stack'em Stack'em To The Top

Jack Ury's Epic Slowroll
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:16 PM   #2
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this is a lot higher quality production than i was expecting. i'm not sure what to do. this has never happened before.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:19 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:25 PM   #4
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Why would you tell anyone you had QQ in that spot, it's more embarrassing thean saying you had KQ
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:29 PM   #5
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Had to vote for the best rack, so Ury gets pipped by the obnoxious MILF.
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:30 PM   #6
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lol @ jerry yang praying to god
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:36 PM   #7
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can we vote for options that aren't from your spam youtube channel?
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:37 PM   #8
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Hevad Khan

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Old 01-19-2013, 06:38 PM   #9
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can we vote for options that aren't from your spam youtube channel?
lol. why you hating?
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:41 PM   #10
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old man slow rolling take the cake..
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:46 PM   #11
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That old man wasn't slow rolling he most likely forgot what the **** he had, its always bugged me when people said OH GOD he slow rolled. Hell you don't know what a slow roll is if you think that
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Old 01-19-2013, 06:49 PM   #12
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Gotta be Jerry Yang and Crazy woman both appealing to Jesus. How humiliating that must have been for Lee.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:02 PM   #13
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That old man wasn't slow rolling he most likely forgot what the **** he had, its always bugged me when people said OH GOD he slow rolled. Hell you don't know what a slow roll is if you think that
"You're in trouble."
"That was a call?"
"Eh? Turn 'em over?"
leans back.. folds arms..

can't see how anyone would think that wasn't a slow roll.. He couldn't believe his luck when the opponent put him all in after his 1,000 bet on that crap board.. so he was being careful.. but there's no doubt. He had the nuts after seeing the 76.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:12 PM   #14
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That old man wasn't slow rolling he most likely forgot what the **** he had, its always bugged me when people said OH GOD he slow rolled. Hell you don't know what a slow roll is if you think that
he doesnt check his cards once. he is very aware of hisholdings and is intentionally messing around with the dude a bit, but i doubt he meant any harm by it.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:25 PM   #15
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no harm in it.. perhaps.. But suppose some young guy did it just like that.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:30 PM   #16
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Re: World Series Of Poker Funny/Lame Moments

Nothings tops:

Ooh King wins?

you called me with a jack high?

HE called Me wiTh a jAck High AHAHAHA

HE CALLED ME WITH JACK HIGH! JUASJAUSAJSJSJAUSJASJAJAJA *walks away


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Old 01-19-2013, 07:42 PM   #17
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Gotta be Jerry Yang and Crazy woman both appealing to Jesus. How humiliating that must have been for God.
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:54 PM   #18
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they are all epic but lol@ darvin, thats the funniest thing everrrrr
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Old 01-19-2013, 07:59 PM   #19
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that guy that kept on barking everytime he won a hand
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:02 PM   #20
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That old man wasn't slow rolling he most likely forgot what the **** he had, its always bugged me when people said OH GOD he slow rolled. Hell you don't know what a slow roll is if you think that
that^
online some players take way more time than that man did when they are slowrolling you, and you can't expect one old person to act fast unless you never met a 96 old person : they are slow very slow, and some of them know that they are not as sharp at decision taking as they were, when they were younger, they need to verify carefully everything, and they also tend to have a short term memory that doesn't work well.
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:08 PM   #21
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Re: World Series Of Poker Funny/Lame Moments

lemme tell you something..
Old people perfectly understand young people because they been there, done that.. But young people have absolutely no idea what old people are thinking.. or what it's like to be old.

And please.. if anyone asks where you heard that, it didn't come from me.
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:09 PM   #22
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Hevad Khan

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh49fHFMUTg

Hevad Khan montage is easily my favorite
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:24 PM   #23
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I would love to be slowrolled everyday by that old dude.What a sweet old grandpa
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:42 PM   #24
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Scotty Nguyen was lame when he was drunk at the final table, inappropiate and if I was the tournament manager I would have asked him to leave.
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:42 PM   #25
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King of spades! its that my baby?

No, it is me closing your ******ed add

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