Anyone going to complain to this guy?!

There are hypoallergenic dogs and they’re usually the small breads… not sure about this particular bread but I’m pretty sure it’s hypoallergenic. Small breads are usually harder to train and do bark more in my experience due to territorial issues. And leaving them alone stresses out a lot of small breads as they have separation anxiety.

Funny story…

So when I was growing up (maybe 23) I was having my buddies over for some weed beer and poker at my house. We’re sitting around a circular table..

My little sister comes In w a toy bread male Yorkshire terrier w a blue bow on it. Places him down in the middle of a hand in the middle of a pot. The dog precedes to Insta pee on the table.

Small breads fit better in the toaster.

If they're very small you can put two in together so they don't get separation anxiety.

I have two Airedale terriers that are hypoallergenic. I would bring them to the WSOP with me except they tend to bite people in the face.

They're trying to attract Asian high-rollers to the new eatery?

tilts me so much you guys keep referring to it as a photo

at least you're not calling it an nft

Everyone should bring their pets to the table. Then we can have an actual dogs playing poker portrait in real life

If you've seen Dneg's vlogs, you'll know he'd be 1000% behind this. In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't already tried.

Ha! Particularly funny because I hate it when people call photos "pictures."

In my defense, I was quoting the previous poster, QFT-style.

save your hate for more important things

The pooch is cute as a button but letting it on the table is a bit much

that's lisa ****ing vanderpump

Lisa is a weird name for a dog.

Unless you have a legit medical necessity to have your dog with you at all times **** right off with this ****, you're just a selfish inconsiderate *******.

Pretty amazing a shelter pup laying on a table tilts so many. Poker friend are sensitive. Its ok if i set my captain and coke there but heaven forbid fluffy sprawls out for a few hours

Put the dog in a cup holder and we cool.

What if the dog is old you wanna smell moldy dog farts the entire session

Lol we often experience human farts at the table but puppy farts…totally intolerable.

I’d rather the dog piss on my cards and take a dump in my beer than ever witness another Esa_Perse post again. God damn are you one miserable human

I had my python chilling on my lap the other day as my emotional support animal in my local card room. I don’t see a problem with a calm, well behaved dog.

Why have to specify live dog? A dead dog would be ****ing weird

About 1 out of 10 adults have some kind of phobia. Fear of heights and animals are the most common.

One person’s “therapy dog” is another person’s anxiety. Except for certified trained medical dogs, they don’t belong at a poker table.

Here's my problem. One or two people with well behaved tiny dogs do this and it's cute and not a big deal. But if they don't have really legitimate reasons for it you open it up to the place becoming a veritable zoo. It happened on airplanes where it went from handbag dogs and cats to all of a sudden theres a ****ing peacock on the plane.

As to the poster who says I'm the ******* for asking the guy why the dog like it's some kind of abuse (note I didn't then turn around and complain to management or even tell him anything other than his dog was well behaived) I think it's much more audacious to take your dog to a poker room than asking why.

This is real and not photoshopped. It's the emotional support horse on a plane. I only wish she played poker and came to the WSOP.