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09-24-2010 , 09:39 PM
Rounders was good for several one-liners ..

In the poker game of life, women are the rake
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09-24-2010 , 11:00 PM
"Phil! Why is it always... ten thousand... your way?"

Negreanu imitating Patrik Antonius. Might not be the greatest one-liner but its spot-on in so many ways. Just the fact hes able to do a decent finnish accent is worth cred imo.

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Last edited by OMGPlayNaked; 09-24-2010 at 11:06 PM.
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09-25-2010 , 03:34 AM
A quote associated with Slim:
"if a woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat."


Murray, loan me twenty dollars, or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.

Oscar Madison, "The Odd Couple"
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09-25-2010 , 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Narkissoz
U got dem pocket sebens? I CAW
haha this or I put you kings.
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09-25-2010 , 04:45 AM
after someone is playing horrible but keeps hittin and cant lose my friends always says "this mans trying to give his money away but the deck wont let him"
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09-25-2010 , 06:26 AM
Phil Ivey on high stakes poker; he had gone all in vs Hellmuth (who eventually folded) and the next hand as Ivey folds he is like "hmm.. same hand as I had last time" whole table LOL'ed
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09-25-2010 , 06:40 AM
"Can u make it a little less..... Alienish?" - Alan Boston
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09-25-2010 , 05:33 PM
Chen in HSP vs Alaei: "I'm in for 100 grand, I'm gonna buy in like 4 or 5 more times, you might as well take the first one."
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09-26-2010 , 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by doc43
A quote associated with Slim:
"if a woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat."
IIRC, Slim said "If that woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat." I think he was talking about Wendeen Eolis.
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09-26-2010 , 03:39 AM
On Celebrity Poker Pro Equalizer or whatever the fack it was when Lindgren 3bets Jose Canseco and says "Lets juice this up a little bit". Not verbatim, or the best, but the look on Ivey's face was pretty priceless.
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09-26-2010 , 04:34 AM
I just recently read "The Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King". The author recounts a Mike Laing quote. To paraphrase, while Mike Laing was playing at the same table as Robert Varkonyi. The previous WSOP Main Event Champions still remaining in the field were announced, sans Varkonyi's name. Varkonyi made mention of the omission to which Laing said something to the effect "It doesn't matter, this is your final table, anyway". Then proceeded to bust Varkonyi.
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09-26-2010 , 04:54 AM
dummy up and deal em is my favorite
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09-26-2010 , 09:27 AM
anyone can post anything they want, within reason of course, and Kavilla has to be excused here,
but some of the lines herein so far... you really think they are the best line - ever?
nothing to do with you that i post this here ynomoney btw, welcome to 2+2
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09-26-2010 , 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie
LOL so great.

Watch the whole hand it is great. Jamie is more tilted then anyone I have ever seen


Can I ask some of you serious poker players HOW DOES SAMMY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK LIKE THAT?
Only the second time I've seen this. Hand started off nowhere near as crazy as I remember it but ended at least 10x crazier than I remember.
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09-26-2010 , 04:46 PM
You're good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best
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09-26-2010 , 05:05 PM
links to vids of said oneliners would also go down nicely in this thread
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09-26-2010 , 05:09 PM
Kadabra vs Hellmuth @ some 3K WSOP Event

Kadabra: 'Hey can I try one of your bracelets?'
Hellmuth 'WHAT?! Get out of here. You don't see me asking my good friend Michael Jordan if I can wear one of his NBA championship rings.'
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09-26-2010 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieKelly
On Celebrity Poker Pro Equalizer or whatever the fack it was when Lindgren 3bets Jose Canseco and says "Lets juice this up a little bit". Not verbatim, or the best, but the look on Ivey's face was pretty priceless.
wow I wish there was a link for this
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09-26-2010 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by CdnSweets
Viffer- 9 ball corner pocket
mike matusow- 8 ball right nostrol
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09-26-2010 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SpeedLimiter
"If you call i'm going to win this tournament, baby" - Scotty Nguyen
not even close to the correct quote. fail.
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09-26-2010 , 05:30 PM
theres the rest of the world and theres me

love hellmuth
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09-26-2010 , 05:42 PM
I think this is very funny.
I was said by a really bad player after he won a big pot with a garbage hand (8-5o I think).

"Normally I don't play this hand, but then you raised and I had potodds to call".
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09-26-2010 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by cash mahne
not even close to the correct quote. fail.
wat
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09-26-2010 , 08:13 PM
Doyle imitating Phil Ivey on HSP, not really a 1 liner, but sooo good non the less


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYd6sWUdqsM
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09-26-2010 , 09:42 PM
BAOW! I DID IT, I DID IT - Biz Markie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-ewGunb2o
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