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09-24-2010 , 09:39 PM

#201

wpr

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 198

Rounders was good for several one-liners ..

In the poker game of life, women are the rake

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09-24-2010 , 11:00 PM

#202

OMGPlayNaked

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 224

"Phil! Why is it always... ten thousand... your way?"

Negreanu imitating Patrik Antonius. Might not be the greatest one-liner but its spot-on in so many ways. Just the fact hes able to do a decent finnish accent is worth cred imo.

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Last edited by OMGPlayNaked; 09-24-2010 at 11:06 PM.

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09-25-2010 , 03:34 AM

#203

doc43

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 508

A quote associated with Slim:
"if a woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat."

Murray, loan me twenty dollars, or I'll call your wife and tell her you're in Central Park wearing a dress.

Oscar Madison, "The Odd Couple"

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09-25-2010 , 03:51 AM

#204

litlebullet

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,479

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Originally Posted by Narkissoz

U got dem pocket sebens? I CAW

haha this or I put you kings.

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09-25-2010 , 04:45 AM

#205

anthony17

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 124

after someone is playing horrible but keeps hittin and cant lose my friends always says "this mans trying to give his money away but the deck wont let him"

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09-25-2010 , 06:26 AM

#206

Roba1111

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 111

Phil Ivey on high stakes poker; he had gone all in vs Hellmuth (who eventually folded) and the next hand as Ivey folds he is like "hmm.. same hand as I had last time" whole table LOL'ed

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09-25-2010 , 06:40 AM

#207

FeltLegend

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 647

"Can u make it a little less..... Alienish?" - Alan Boston

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09-25-2010 , 05:33 PM

#208

doomslang

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 300

Chen in HSP vs Alaei: "I'm in for 100 grand, I'm gonna buy in like 4 or 5 more times, you might as well take the first one."

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09-26-2010 , 02:52 AM

#209

nolimitfiend

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 965

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Originally Posted by doc43

A quote associated with Slim:
"if a woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat."

IIRC, Slim said "If that woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat." I think he was talking about Wendeen Eolis.

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09-26-2010 , 03:39 AM

#210

CharlieKelly

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,836

On Celebrity Poker Pro Equalizer or whatever the fack it was when Lindgren 3bets Jose Canseco and says "Lets juice this up a little bit". Not verbatim, or the best, but the look on Ivey's face was pretty priceless.

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09-26-2010 , 04:34 AM

#211

nolimitfiend

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 965

I just recently read "The Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King". The author recounts a Mike Laing quote. To paraphrase, while Mike Laing was playing at the same table as Robert Varkonyi. The previous WSOP Main Event Champions still remaining in the field were announced, sans Varkonyi's name. Varkonyi made mention of the omission to which Laing said something to the effect "It doesn't matter, this is your final table, anyway". Then proceeded to bust Varkonyi.

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09-26-2010 , 04:54 AM

#212

ynomoney

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1

dummy up and deal em is my favorite

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09-26-2010 , 09:27 AM

#213

TvSa

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,014

anyone can post anything they want, within reason of course, and Kavilla has to be excused here,
but some of the lines herein so far... you really think they are the best line - ever?
nothing to do with you that i post this here ynomoney btw, welcome to 2+2

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09-26-2010 , 10:38 AM

#214

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie

LOL so great.

Watch the whole hand it is great. Jamie is more tilted then anyone I have ever seen

Can I ask some of you serious poker players HOW DOES SAMMY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK LIKE THAT?

Only the second time I've seen this. Hand started off nowhere near as crazy as I remember it but ended at least 10x crazier than I remember.

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09-26-2010 , 04:46 PM

#215

iseedeadmoney

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 558

You're good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best

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09-26-2010 , 05:05 PM

#216

billstraightener

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,081

links to vids of said oneliners would also go down nicely in this thread

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09-26-2010 , 05:09 PM

#217

juke

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,296

Kadabra vs Hellmuth @ some 3K WSOP Event

Kadabra: 'Hey can I try one of your bracelets?'
Hellmuth 'WHAT?! Get out of here. You don't see me asking my good friend Michael Jordan if I can wear one of his NBA championship rings.'

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09-26-2010 , 05:13 PM

#218

AQsuited

adept

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 814

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Originally Posted by CharlieKelly

wow I wish there was a link for this

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09-26-2010 , 05:27 PM

#219

oscar1020

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 843

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Originally Posted by CdnSweets

Viffer- 9 ball corner pocket

mike matusow- 8 ball right nostrol

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09-26-2010 , 05:29 PM

#220

cash mahne

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7,538

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Originally Posted by SpeedLimiter

"If you call i'm going to win this tournament, baby" - Scotty Nguyen

not even close to the correct quote. fail.

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09-26-2010 , 05:30 PM

#221

cash mahne

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7,538

theres the rest of the world and theres me

love hellmuth

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09-26-2010 , 05:42 PM

#222

illious

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 169

I think this is very funny.
I was said by a really bad player after he won a big pot with a garbage hand (8-5o I think).

"Normally I don't play this hand, but then you raised and I had potodds to call".