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09-22-2010 , 01:55 AM
here comes the bread and butter.
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09-22-2010 , 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by RainierWolfcastle
"I don't know nothin' about cards but I think these fo-fives beats a full house."
-Omar Little
nh sir very nice hand.

/ thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbq-WgE6yo
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09-22-2010 , 02:24 AM
"Hes drawing dead to a power outage"

Lon had that gem tonight
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09-22-2010 , 02:25 AM
"Gets down to what it's all about, doesn't it? Making the wrong move at the right time." - Lancey "The Man" Howard
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09-22-2010 , 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Planetist
Here's a link to the Doyle one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU#t=6m16s
A+
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09-22-2010 , 02:45 AM
"Considering Gus's prowess with the women, their is a good chance that Justin is his son. Do you really want to gamble your son's money?"

Doubles Poker
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09-22-2010 , 03:01 AM
Runner runner hobgoblin obv
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09-22-2010 , 03:29 AM
Uh, is this a game of chance?”
“Not the way I play it, no.”

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09-22-2010 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Narkissoz
[ ]U got dem pocket sebens? I CAW
[x]Why do I put you on pocket sevens?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1VQGHLH4eY
Quote:
Originally Posted by J0hny
[ ] Scotty told like this.
[ ] If you call it's gonna be all over baby.
[x] You call, gonna be all over, baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUAGe3OtpSg

Get your quotes right...
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09-22-2010 , 09:48 AM
"I'll be your huckleberry" Doc Holliday
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09-22-2010 , 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by AdamSchwartz
Runner runner hobgoblin obv
+1

RDW, right?
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09-22-2010 , 11:44 AM
Report to the rail!
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09-22-2010 , 12:09 PM
"but it was suited"
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09-22-2010 , 12:16 PM
If you can't spot the sucker, you are the sucker. Rounders
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09-22-2010 , 12:23 PM
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about is Vegas and the ****in' Mirage. "
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09-22-2010 , 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kariminal
Surprised nobody has said.....

'Welcome to Valuetown.....Population you!'

VIFFER (to hellmuth i think)

Believe it is...

"Welcome to Value City... Population... You."

And yes it was Viffer to Hellmuth when I believe his Q10 beat his AK on the first PAD Cash Game.
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09-22-2010 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Brett Lactose
fyp

first i was like ??
but then i lol'd
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09-22-2010 , 12:49 PM
Honey! He called a raise with a queen and a ten! A queen and a ten!
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09-22-2010 , 01:16 PM
British player Billy Whicher, after he limped into a pot in a £2-£5 game only for the big blind to push all in...

"I called for £5, so I might as well call for the other £495 as well."
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09-22-2010 , 01:49 PM
Who's the bully now?

An idiot with a stack.

I got fiiiiive kids.
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09-22-2010 , 02:19 PM
"We plai

at full tilt pokhur

. net"

-Antonius
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09-22-2010 , 02:20 PM
Doyle to David B. in the mirrion dollar pot with Guy...

One day of his life represents your life.
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09-22-2010 , 02:20 PM
2007 WSOP. Dag Mikkelsen knocks Chris Lovelace out of the tournament with a royal flush. When the hand is over, Mikkelsen says, "This game is easy!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvflmlnIpdw
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09-22-2010 , 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by StuckaRack
Uh, is this a game of chance?”
“Not the way I play it, no.”

best one so far,
in my book
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09-22-2010 , 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Zajebisty
"Learn to play heads up no limit" by Durr to Hellmuth after sucking out in Heads up championship and then challenging him to play him heads up in as many matches as Hellmuth wants.
I also like how, when Helmuth berates him for going all-in with pocket 10s and cracking PH's pocket aces, Durrrr just smiles and says: "It's standard."

Last edited by RussellinToronto; 09-22-2010 at 02:48 PM.
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