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09-21-2010 , 07:23 PM
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That's Poker
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09-21-2010 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by zerofan
Don't remember who first said it but:


"Poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are better at it than they really are."
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they're good at it but most people don't have a clue.
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09-21-2010 , 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by wathappened
"In holdem poker we sometimes vary our play." Erick Lindgren
What is the story behind this? It sounds hilarious
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09-21-2010 , 07:32 PM
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Poker..... It's Emotional
By: me
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09-21-2010 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ShizzMoney
By: me
circa vinna jones?
i like it
but it aint going in the book
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09-21-2010 , 08:44 PM
"Poker isn't some cockwaving pride contest...you sit down and try to take the other guys money. If your better than them, play em more. If they have the edge on you play em less.". -Grandfather
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09-21-2010 , 10:06 PM
"Yeah, baby, yeah! Come on Russian, get out."

I could watch that clip every day and still laugh.
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09-21-2010 , 10:13 PM
friend of mine after taking another beat to this woman at the table

"you might as well kiss me, cause u've been f*cking me all night"
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09-21-2010 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SpeedLimiter
"If you call it's all over, baby" - Scotty Nguyen

fyp
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09-21-2010 , 11:14 PM
"Learn to play heads up no limit" by Durr to Hellmuth after sucking out in Heads up championship and then challenging him to play him heads up in as many matches as Hellmuth wants.
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09-21-2010 , 11:18 PM
I wish I could find it, but it was more of a paragraph from a user here. Something along the lines about how poker has made him a better person and because of his involvement with it he now has a better understanding of the universe compared to his fellow man who doesn't play poker.
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09-21-2010 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Atarirob
I wish I could find it, but it was more of a paragraph from a user here. Something along the lines about how poker has made him a better person and because of his involvement with it he now has a better understanding of the universe compared to his fellow man who doesn't play poker.

Russ Hamilton?
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09-21-2010 , 11:26 PM
more along the lines of variance and not cheating people out of money
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09-21-2010 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jackinbeat
fyp
fyp

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09-22-2010 , 12:13 AM
All you can eat Beybey!


I run so bad if it was raining pussy I'd get hit in the head with a dick.
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09-22-2010 , 12:28 AM
fu luck
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09-22-2010 , 12:41 AM
ONE TIME!!!!
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09-22-2010 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by KingSnyder
the hsp where eli just wins a big pot and tips the waitress and says something like "here you go baby"

then doyle goes, "if he'd have lost that pot, he'd be saying 'get away bitch'"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f74dj_WIQjo

Best ever
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09-22-2010 , 01:10 AM
nut nut baby obv
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09-22-2010 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by WTFrustupid
"uhhhh when i go out,uuuhhhh i really go out uhhhhh"
this is good
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09-22-2010 , 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by superkewli
i thought you had pocket kings...
+1, followed by the best facial expression in poker.
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09-22-2010 , 01:30 AM
I WOK AT MACDAWNUDS
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09-22-2010 , 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by tschubauer
What is the story behind this? It sounds hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4HQtyhdG8
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09-22-2010 , 01:47 AM
Gavin Smith, HU against Ivey on PAD.

"I got the nut flush... ahh ****, it's a diamond. No I don't. I thought I had the nut flush, my apologies."
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