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09-21-2010 , 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by rubslotionskin
"i played it like a set!" Mr. G
Even I thought I had a set.
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09-21-2010 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie
Can I ask some of you serious poker players HOW DOES SAMMY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK LIKE THAT?
You can sheer a sheep many times but skin him only once.

Hey, isn't that a poker quote??
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09-21-2010 , 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pokaaface
You can sheer a sheep many times but skin him only once.

Hey, isn't that a poker quote??


That is when you own the sheep. If the rest of the poker world is trying to shear the sheep also, keep shearing before someone else does IMO.

+1 how you threw in a poker quote BTW
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09-21-2010 , 02:42 PM
fu luck
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09-21-2010 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zerofan
Don't remember who first said it but:


"Poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are better at it than they really are."
Pretty sure it was Adam Shoenfeld and the quote was, "Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they're the best but most people have no clue what they're doing."
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09-21-2010 , 03:04 PM
I said top top! -Gold
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09-21-2010 , 03:07 PM
"You play your money the way you want and I play someone else's money the way I want" - Sam Grizzle
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09-21-2010 , 03:08 PM
i like this game pretty good buddy
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09-21-2010 , 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie
Actually they are more like the big blind. You always have to pay and never know what you are getting.
so much win.
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09-21-2010 , 03:12 PM
Poker players think any movie with a hooker in it is a love story.
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09-21-2010 , 03:14 PM
ZIIGMUND!

"WHEN I GO OUT.. I REALLY GO OUT!"
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09-21-2010 , 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyLegs
"Pass the non-dairy creamer!"
fail. Everybody knows it's "pass the aspartame!"
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09-21-2010 , 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by coolnout


POKER IS NICE I LOVE PLAY POKER
Agreed 100%. The way he rubs his chest is weirdly hilarious.
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09-21-2010 , 04:31 PM
My two Fav's

"Jack High" Ellix Powers rant

"Thought you had Kings" Jennifer Tilley
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09-21-2010 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Planetist
Here's a link to the Doyle one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU#t=6m16s
That is one of the most ridiculous hands I've ever seen! I love it!
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09-21-2010 , 04:32 PM
Nut nut baabbby - flack
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09-21-2010 , 04:37 PM
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hand is dead
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09-21-2010 , 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Planetist
Here's a link to the Doyle one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU#t=6m16s
that jamie and sammy AA KK hand. If i need to choose to watching it again or running into a wall with my head tilted forward i will choose the latter.
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09-21-2010 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by coolnout


POKER IS NICE I LOVE PLAY POKER
This is 100% the correct answer.
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09-21-2010 , 05:12 PM
Surprised nobody has said.....

'Welcome to Valuetown.....Population you!'

VIFFER (to hellmuth i think)
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09-21-2010 , 05:55 PM
"I don't know nothin' about cards but I think these fo-fives beats a full house."
-Omar Little
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09-21-2010 , 06:13 PM
the hsp where eli just wins a big pot and tips the waitress and says something like "here you go baby"

then doyle goes, "if he'd have lost that pot, he'd be saying 'get away bitch'"
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09-21-2010 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by borderline
so much win.
this
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09-21-2010 , 06:28 PM
Gabe Kaplan and AJ Benza from the HSP season 4. Long one-liner, but so much win like "whathappened" would say.

- Do you know that I once played cards with Fred Astaire?
- Really, I dont know if your serious now, are you for real?
- I'm serious, he lost about 500 dollars in the game, and he borrowed money from me.
- He paid you back?
- No, and I called him, I said "Hey Fred, where's my money?", he gave me a song and dance.
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