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09-29-2010 , 08:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKh-OaoJpEM

8mins 45secs onwards is where I really lol, but the guy, Boye, is worth watching prior to this too. If it's just me that cracks up every time, then well... at least it makes me laugh.

"tooo hot...... zis is gamble time!"

Even funnier is the Grinder's face after he says this!
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09-29-2010 , 08:37 PM
Didn't Ivey when discussing his WSOP success in 2009 say something like

"I have added something to my repertoire, I fold"
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10-03-2010 , 08:20 AM
just read a nice one:

"I have my hand. He is trying to get his hand."
Pat Renfro
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10-05-2010 , 12:56 AM
Pretty much every word Teddy KGB said in rounders
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10-29-2010 , 12:27 PM
Tommy Angelo - Elements of Poker

About people that play longer sessions when stuck and shorter when they have a small profit:

"They eat like a bird and sh*t like an elephant !!!"
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10-29-2010 , 06:49 PM
"bankroll management is the condoms of poker" - spankedtwice
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10-29-2010 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ThorDrdn
Gus tanked forever and proceeded to pay durrrr off on PAD and doyle asked him what he was thinking about. Gus: "I was trying to figure out how to lose the maximum in this hand"
GUS FTW

when him, ivey, durrr, negreanu flip for 100k a man, Gus turns nines full and says "that helps me"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqEOg...eature=related
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10-29-2010 , 08:00 PM
I love it when the pros talk about folding Kings full on the river


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F9dh4_vtN8


-- Gus hansen
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10-29-2010 , 08:01 PM
Not sure if it's been posted yet but...

"He called a raise with a Queen Ten, honey."
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10-29-2010 , 09:00 PM
"you're a Punk... no1 should buy your books.. your DVDS... just stack your chips, poker is a gentlemans game!"
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10-29-2010 , 09:21 PM
I never choke - PA
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10-29-2010 , 09:22 PM
Being a good poker player isn't just about being good at NL, and thats what alot of these kids don't understand -Phil Ivey
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10-29-2010 , 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JoshHamric
niiice
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10-29-2010 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by volcano1976
nh sir very nice hand.

/ thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbq-WgE6yo
yup, that wins it.
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10-29-2010 , 10:34 PM
If I wanna call, let me call.

- Chris Ferguson
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10-29-2010 , 11:49 PM
Phil Helmuth: I ran 3 miles, I lifted weights, I did sit ups.
Haralabob V:Why?
Phil Helmuth:Because now my blood is rushing to my head, Im thinking perfectly again.
XD not a one liner but definetly a typical moment (felted a couple of hands after)

David Benyamine: You have to live like a man, you have to die like a man. Allin 551k.
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10-29-2010 , 11:53 PM
I was talking to LitleBastrd (he is +1m in omaha on fulltilt) the other day and told him I was quitting omaha and he said "Ya right you will be back, no one can resist twice the cards"

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10-30-2010 , 06:16 AM
Every word Sammy Farha have said
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10-30-2010 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by molinn9

1. I heard you were an agressive player- I heard you were an calling station,
Vicky Coren vs Peter Eastgate after Vicky had checked top pair on river to Peter and he checked also.
this is the funniest one-liner imo.
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10-30-2010 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by poker edge
Being a good poker player isn't just about being good at NL, and thats what alot of these kids don't understand -Phil Ivey
where he said that?
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10-31-2010 , 11:35 AM
"This hand plays itself"

Ivey reraising Benyamine online in stud with absolute gash...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOHbt6CuSRc&t=0m33s
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10-31-2010 , 12:07 PM
"i used to play for pennies in da streetz" -ellix powers

"JACK HIGH?!, he called me with jack high!" -ellix powers
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