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09-26-2010 , 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoichkov130
Thor Hansen has the all time best quote:-

After winning close to a million dollars in a major tournament:-

Interviewer : "What will you do with the money?"
Hansen : "I'll pay off a few debts,"
Interviewer : " And what about the the rest?"
Hansen "Oh, they'll have to wait."
Amazing. Surprised I hadn't heard that before...
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09-27-2010 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by nolimitfiend
IIRC, Slim said "If that woman ever wins The World Series of Poker, I'll cut my throat." I think he was talking about Wendeen Eolis.
True...
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09-27-2010 , 03:09 AM
Chris: We good?

Snoop: Yeah, man. Man say if you wanna play poker, this here the Cadillac, man. Meant Lexus but he ain’t know it.
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09-27-2010 , 06:33 AM
"Mr. Moss, I have to let you go."

- Nick "the Greek" Dandalos to Johnny Moss, after their 5 month HU challenge. Dandalos lost 2-4 million in 1951 (16.8m to 33.6m in todays terms)

gotta love the legends of poker
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09-27-2010 , 03:14 PM
From HSP Season 4 (a few years ago)
The hand:
Durrrr raises to $3k in early position with JJ. One caller. Antonius in late position reraises to $14,400 from SB with T6s. Durrr calls, other caller folds. Flop A 8 2 rainbow. Antonius leads out $21k on a stone cold bluff. Durrrr calls. Turn comes a K, still rainbow. Antonius bets out $52k with 0% to win the hand at this point. After some thinking, Dwan folds the best hand.

Quote of the day (HSP commentator Gabe Kaplan)
“This doesn’t happen often. Tom Dwan misplays and folds the best hand. But occasionally Manning misses a few passes AND TIGER MISSES A FEW HOLES….”
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09-27-2010 , 03:51 PM
Gus tanked forever and proceeded to pay durrrr off on PAD and doyle asked him what he was thinking about. Gus: "I was trying to figure out how to lose the maximum in this hand"
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09-27-2010 , 04:53 PM
"'Poker is a man's game,' my daddy used to say, 'because it isn't fair.'" - Sean Stewart, Galveston
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09-27-2010 , 05:09 PM
Hey, How's it goin Knish?

The same.
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09-27-2010 , 05:20 PM
Booger: Takashi, show me your cards.

Takashi: A two and four Kings. That's good, yes?

Booger: No. You got too many Kings. Take three of these Kings out and replace them with three fresh cards.

Takashi: Oh, OK, thank you...When do I deal?

Booger: You gotta win a hand first.
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09-27-2010 , 05:53 PM
"you only got yourself to blame. you should go play roulette, cuz poker is a skill game."
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09-27-2010 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pokaaface
You can sheer a sheep many times but skin him only once.

Hey, isn't that a poker quote??
Amarillo Slim used that quote to save himself from being killed by robbers once, according to his very funny book Amarillo Slim In a World Full of Fat People. Highly recommended! Or to quote the reviewer from The Independent: "To use a Slim phrase, this book is as hot as a widow woman's love". Obviously I can't approve of everything he's done, but the book is still one of the best Poker books around.

(BTW: I wish more people would read this 2-part interview with Slim: Legend lost: Amarillo Slim breaks his silence, part two here.)
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09-27-2010 , 06:12 PM
We're not samurais. --Kirby
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09-27-2010 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
Amarillo Slim?

fail topic is fail.
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Originally Posted by Folds cheques
BTW: I wish more people would read this 2-part interview with Slim
i'm glad some people still rate him
legend
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09-28-2010 , 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Chrizza
''I was going for a seven from heaven and I missed, but I had the heart and the commitment to this game to win this pot''
+1

I know some people hate him, but I love Tony G ... hilarious!
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09-28-2010 , 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie
LOL so great.

Watch the whole hand it is great. Jamie is more tilted then anyone I have ever seen

Can I ask some of you serious poker players HOW DOES SAMMY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK LIKE THAT?
Seriously ... and GOD Jaime is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG!!!
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09-28-2010 , 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
"You probably know what he wants"

Lindgren to Gordon re: Ivey
Needs more ... anyone have the video of this? Searched but couldn't find it.
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09-28-2010 , 03:09 AM
"It's rainin' gravy and my plate's upside down" - Bobby Hoff
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09-28-2010 , 09:51 PM
dunno if chats qualify but...

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Originally Posted by Poker_is_Hard
Full Tilt Poker $2000/$4000Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB)
LoLiNa raises, Phil Ivey calls, David Benyamine 3-bets, Gus Hansen calls, LoLiNa calls, Phil Ivey caps!, David Benyamine calls, Gus Hansen calls, LoLiNa calls

Flop: (16 SB) 6 Q 2 (4 players)
David Benyamine checks, Gus Hansen checks, LoLiNa bets, Phil Ivey raises, David Benyamine 3-bets, Gus Hansen calls, LoLiNa caps!, Phil Ivey calls, David Benyamine calls, Gus Hansen calls

Turn: (16 BB) 9 (4 players)
David Benyamine bets, Gus Hansen calls, LoLiNa raises, Phil Ivey 3-bets, David Benyamine calls, Gus Hansen says "wauw", Gus Hansen calls, LoLiNa calls

River: (28 BB) J (4 players)
David Benyamine checks, Gus Hansen checks, LoLiNa checks, Phil Ivey bets, David Benyamine folds, Gus Hansen folds, LoLiNa folds,

LoLiNa says "i had two air nut low draw nut flush draw what u guys have",

Phil Ivey says "i had a bet button"
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09-29-2010 , 01:30 AM
donkeys always draw
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09-29-2010 , 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Roba1111
Phil Ivey on high stakes poker; he had gone all in vs Hellmuth (who eventually folded) and the next hand as Ivey folds he is like "hmm.. same hand as I had last time" whole table LOL'ed
Can't believe I forgot this
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09-29-2010 , 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by n00ki5
"two mirrion" jerry yang
fixed
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09-29-2010 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by AQsuited
wow I wish there was a link for this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ekNLeHh1Es#t=2m25s
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09-29-2010 , 06:45 PM
Your set of tens called, but you weren't home!
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09-29-2010 , 07:07 PM
"poker is nice, I love play poker"
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09-29-2010 , 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by JoshHamric
That was the best thing ever.
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