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09-21-2010 , 04:08 AM
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Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker. Amarillo Slim
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09-21-2010 , 04:37 AM
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Amarillo Slim?

fail topic is fail.
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09-21-2010 , 04:38 AM
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My favorite:

"If my daddy knew I was losing in this game, he'd jump outta the grave and beat the heck outta me."

Doyle Brunson in the middle of the Farha/Gold AA/KK hand.
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09-21-2010 , 04:41 AM
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U got dem pocket sebens? I CAW
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09-21-2010 , 04:43 AM
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Barry Greenstein : "lol donkaments".
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09-21-2010 , 04:44 AM
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"WAN POYNT TEW MIWWION"-jerry yang
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09-21-2010 , 04:50 AM
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I was playing at the Aria around a week ago, one guy was talking way too much giving everyone a headache. He shoves preflop from the SB, BB thinks about it and then asks

"If I bust you here, will you rebuy?!"

It was so ot of the blue and unexpected everyone started laughing, other than the players in the hand. BB ended up folding

Around 30 mins later a guy was all in after the flop and got a drink delivered, but had no money to tip the waitress. He said to her hang on a sec, I am about to get some money! Other player folded obv!
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09-21-2010 , 05:12 AM
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09-21-2010 , 05:17 AM
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09-21-2010 , 05:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maccaisking

Around 30 mins later a guy was all in after the flop and got a drink delivered, but had no money to tip the waitress. He said to her hang on a sec, I am about to get some money! Other player folded obv!
I watched a guy do that and lose. IIRC he was bluffing with Jack high and the whole waitress thing was part of the act.
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09-21-2010 , 05:21 AM
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"But how much did you lose?"
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09-21-2010 , 05:24 AM
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Thor Hansen has the all time best quote:-

After winning close to a million dollars in a major tournament:-

Interviewer : "What will you do with the money?"
Hansen : "I'll pay off a few debts,"
Interviewer : " And what about the the rest?"
Hansen "Oh, they'll have to wait."
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09-21-2010 , 05:27 AM
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"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****in' rake."
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09-21-2010 , 05:36 AM
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tough way to make an easy living
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09-21-2010 , 05:40 AM
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Viffer- 9 ball corner pocket
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09-21-2010 , 05:51 AM
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Viffer- 9 ball corner pocket
+1
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09-21-2010 , 05:54 AM
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"when it comes to poker, I know poker"

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09-21-2010 , 05:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoichkov130
Thor Hansen has the all time best quote:-

After winning close to a million dollars in a major tournament:-

Interviewer : "What will you do with the money?"
Hansen : "I'll pay off a few debts,"
Interviewer : " And what about the the rest?"
Hansen "Oh, they'll have to wait."
Oh dear. Excellent!
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09-21-2010 , 07:36 AM
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"You call, it's all over, baby."

sums all the goodness up in one sentence
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09-21-2010 , 07:42 AM
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POKER IS NICE I LOVE PLAY POKER
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09-21-2010 , 07:47 AM
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sorry john, i don't remember
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09-21-2010 , 07:59 AM
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09-21-2010 , 08:01 AM
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"While success is very limited in poker, failure aint" - Jamie Gold
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09-21-2010 , 08:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Josem
"But how much did you lose?"
who said that michael?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
Amarillo Slim?
fail topic is fail.
Legend lost: Amarillo Slim breaks his silence
Amarillo Slim has remained silent, until now.
"Amarillo Slim" Preston has been dubbed many things during his 80-plus years.
Gambler, poker ambassador and living legend

fail topic?
the topic is actually looking for a quote to put below chapter one,
there are many, many to choose from,
I reckon 2+2 knows the best - ever
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09-21-2010 , 08:08 AM
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"In holdem poker we sometimes vary our play." Erick Lindgren
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