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09-23-2010 , 12:54 PM
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"You probably know what he wants"

Lindgren to Gordon re: Ivey
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09-23-2010 , 02:17 PM
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C'mon, picking out the slut at the bachlorette party is like sucker on the poker table. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. - Tucker Max
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09-23-2010 , 03:12 PM
#178
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Davey Valentine
"Poker is fun, for everyone" - Pralhed Freidman
LOL. I hate you.
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09-23-2010 , 04:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CdnSweets
Viffer- 9 ball corner pocket
This.
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09-23-2010 , 04:59 PM
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Vahedi's quote comes to mind....RIP big guy.
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09-23-2010 , 05:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Best quote from the 2nd best poker film of all time. (Which sadly 95% OF 2+2'ers haven't seen. should be manditory watching for players)
The above is too true
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09-23-2010 , 05:32 PM
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"Buddy...We gamble here!! U understand?!....." - Sammy Farha

When all the table was freakin out, after sammy called 3 big bets of PA (300k) on a sick board with K 6...and won. Gotta love Farhas attitude for TV cash game poker.
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09-23-2010 , 09:45 PM
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Bring on All the Russians! - Tony G

after a railtard heckles Matusow on Full TIlt: "Ante UP & STFU"

"Poker Poker it's all skill, start with the worst hand and go uphill"

"I got a straight with 3 hearts!"

"I have to win the 1st hand" Farha after doubling up on the very 1st hand in the 05 ME

"Take your hat off so your Mom can see you on TV" Kido Pham to some kid at the ME
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09-23-2010 , 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
"We're gonna take over the poker world!" - a piss-drinker and his buddies.
LMAO @ the so called crew
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09-23-2010 , 09:56 PM
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sammy

"Haha top pair! Bring us one more patrick here!"

"I got aces doyle! what do you know..."
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09-23-2010 , 11:26 PM
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"Respect the G" Barry Greenstein
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09-24-2010 , 12:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Davey Valentine
"Poker is fun, for everyone" - Pralhed Freidman
hahahaha best quote ever
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09-24-2010 , 01:01 AM
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5. Hellmuth- Idiots from northern europe

4. Tony G- I played it like a set

3. Juha Hellpi to Tony G-- Lets send the bisness man to donkey heaven

2. Tony G- You called? just like that? Its a flush!!

1. I heard you were an agressive player- I heard you were an calling station,
Vicky Coren vs Peter Eastgate after Vicky had checked top pair on river to Peter and he checked also.
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09-24-2010 , 01:02 AM
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f u luck
Last edited by aura; 09-24-2010 at 01:07 AM. Reason: ziigmund obv
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09-24-2010 , 05:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cangurino
Honey! He called a raise with a queen and a ten! A queen and a ten!
ANOTHER QUEEN TEN!!!
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09-24-2010 , 06:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by invictus-1
"I can evade bullets, bro!" ~Phil Hellmouth
Umm, I think its really "I can dodge cannons, yo"
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09-24-2010 , 06:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDrama030
sammy

"Haha top pair! Bring us one more patrick here!"

"I got aces doyle! what do you know..."
Actually, these are just fantastic!
The first one, i think, ive seen like a hundred times. His laugh is hilarious.

Classic HSP in its prime
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09-24-2010 , 07:27 AM
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Wow, what a pathetic fail you are: I first heard this line attributed to Eskimo Clark ... 20 years ago. It's that old, and you're that out of it. Mods should ban you, imo.
So the fact that pretty much everyone else attributes it to Thor Hansen is invalidated by you having once heard it attributed to Eskimo Clark?
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09-24-2010 , 08:11 AM
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Quote:
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The line from the movie is correct, but not the scene pictured. The line came from was a scene set in the town jail, with WC Fields as sheriff. His wife's (Mae West) cousin Zeke, played by character actor Fuzzy Knight, arrives in town and Fields asks him if he has any of the elusive spondoolicks with him. Zeke says "You mean money?" Fields answers "Yes" and tells Zeke to put the "elusives" on the table and breaks out a deck of cards. Zeke asks Fields "Is this a game of chance?" Fields responds, "No, no, not the way I play it."

Unfortunately, Youtube does not have a clip of this scene.
Oops...I slight edit. It was Cousin Zeb, not Cousin Zeke, that Fields was trying to con out of his money. And, the quote, from Fields was "No, not the way I play it, no." The name of Fields character...Cuthbert J. Tiwlly.
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09-24-2010 , 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkMagus
totibani: YES
totibani: YOU AND ME
totibani: GO ON THE TEABLES
totibani: AND TAKE MANEY
totibani: THE F DO
totibani: ALL THE TIME
Funny thing is that this guy is a loosing player overall, ****ing lol
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09-24-2010 , 08:44 AM
#196
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l love plai pokaah
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09-24-2010 , 08:58 AM
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Couldnt catch aids in a whore house
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09-24-2010 , 10:45 AM
#198
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Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. ----Cool Hand Luke
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09-24-2010 , 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomjoad50
Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand. ----Cool Hand Luke
this one so far
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09-24-2010 , 09:37 PM
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Can't remember exact line but in HSP (I think) Ziigmund says something about making a hero call against durrrr for a 500k pot and durrrr having a set?
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