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09-21-2010 , 11:34 AM
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"Tournament poker brings more disappointment than dating and selling life insurances combined." by Gavin Smith
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09-21-2010 , 11:38 AM
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In Beyond the Felt:

"One day there will be 10,000 people playing online at the same time"

or something to that effect...
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09-21-2010 , 11:44 AM
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"uhhhh when i go out,uuuhhhh i really go out uhhhhh"
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09-21-2010 , 12:02 PM
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Don't remember who first said it but:


"Poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are better at it than they really are."
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09-21-2010 , 12:06 PM
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Don't remember who first said it but:


"Poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are better at it than they really are."
I remember hearing Dutch Boyd say that once
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09-21-2010 , 12:06 PM
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On your bike, Russian!
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09-21-2010 , 12:10 PM
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"Poker combines all the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great."
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09-21-2010 , 12:21 PM
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"Poker is fun, for everyone" - Pralhed Freidman
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09-21-2010 , 12:27 PM
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09-21-2010 , 12:31 PM
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09-21-2010 , 12:31 PM
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"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****in' rake."
this
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09-21-2010 , 12:43 PM
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Thor Hansen has the all time best quote:-

After winning close to a million dollars in a major tournament:-

Interviewer : "What will you do with the money?"
Hansen : "I'll pay off a few debts,"
Interviewer : " And what about the the rest?"
Hansen "Oh, they'll have to wait."

This one and Doyle referencing his daddy are my faves.


I have one but it was a poker players long time girlfriend who said it.

Puggy Pearson: Honey if I lost all my money would you still love me?
Girlfriend: Of course I would still love you and I would really really miss you!
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09-21-2010 , 12:47 PM
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"In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****in' rake."


Actually they are more like the big blind. You always have to pay and never know what you are getting.
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09-21-2010 , 12:50 PM
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My favorite:

"If my daddy knew I was losing in this game, he'd jump outta the grave and beat the heck outta me."

Doyle Brunson in the middle of the Farha/Gold AA/KK hand.
did he actually say that? lol seen that about 3 times never heard it might have to watch it again
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09-21-2010 , 12:53 PM
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"i played it like a set!" Mr. G
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09-21-2010 , 12:55 PM
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"i had the same hand i had last hand"
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09-21-2010 , 01:08 PM
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mike matusow on high stakes poker season2. "u dont think i know wuts going through my mind"
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09-21-2010 , 01:09 PM
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''I was going for a seven from heaven and I missed, but I had the heart and the commitment to this game to win this pot''
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09-21-2010 , 01:11 PM
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If you were playing omaha and we were playing holdem you still wouldnt be lag enough.
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09-21-2010 , 01:16 PM
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Actually they are more like the big blind. You always have to pay and never know what you are getting.
I like this
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09-21-2010 , 01:17 PM
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On your bike, Russian!
/\ Tony G! lol
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09-21-2010 , 01:30 PM
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did he actually say that? lol seen that about 3 times never heard it might have to watch it again
Yes he did, it was if I recall correctly when gold and farha were negotiating for ten minutes in the AAvKK pot
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09-21-2010 , 01:36 PM
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did he actually say that? lol seen that about 3 times never heard it might have to watch it again
Yeah, on the turn iirc
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09-21-2010 , 01:43 PM
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Here's a link to the Doyle one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU#t=6m16s
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09-21-2010 , 02:24 PM
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Here's a link to the Doyle one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU#t=6m16s

LOL so great.

Watch the whole hand it is great. Jamie is more tilted then anyone I have ever seen


Can I ask some of you serious poker players HOW DOES SAMMY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK LIKE THAT?
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