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08-14-2007 , 09:52 AM

#76

bustedromo

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 403

Somebody tell Phil Laak that Brandi Rose can hook him up with black tar in quantity. That should take care of itself.

08-14-2007 , 09:55 AM

#77

GoRedBirds

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 536

Quote:

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament as the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

FYP

I likes.

08-14-2007 , 10:38 AM

#78

hurtchow

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 145

I can't help but feel Brandi is the Paris Hilton of poker. We know very little of any accomplishments she's had, yet we all know who she is.

Too bad I'm feeding the beast right now as I speak her name.

08-14-2007 , 10:44 AM

#79

Jazzy3113

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,002

I detest posting in a Brandi thread but i do it to implore you guys not to keep responding to this thread. Let it die a quick death. I hope this action will a have a twofold result.
1. Brandi will realize that she is no longer relevant and be discouraged that the nerds on here no longer go crazy on threads just when they hear her name.
2. Because she obviously suffers from some sort of attention complex she will do something very stupid which we can then revel in.
I hope this is the last post.

08-14-2007 , 10:48 AM

#80

BowToYourSensei

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,616

Quote:

rumor has it brandi was the host of the world's largest gangbang

08-14-2007 , 11:17 AM

#81

No Fizzle

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,109

I'm newhizzle's assistant. He has a message for Brandi:

"Pay me back, bitch!"

08-14-2007 , 11:44 AM

#82

BarryLyndon

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,981

Wait, David Sklansky = busto?

Barry

08-14-2007 , 11:47 AM

#83

invisibleleadsoup

adept

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,185

Quote:

Too bad I'm feeding the beast right now as I speak her name.

is that a euphamism?

08-14-2007 , 12:45 PM

#84

rothko

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 8,205

Quote:

She stole 30k from someone who was trying to help her out.

Not really. In the frenzy of the original bloodbath, I believed this as well. I've since re-read newhizzle's original posts though, and on doing so, revised my opinion. newhizzle admits that she had permission to play on those accounts, and most of the time, to play at the levels she was playing at.

If she'd given up the poon, my guess is that newhizzle wouldn't have had any complaints at all, but even he doesn't make the claim that she stole from him. More that she... I dunno, misled him into thinking he was gonna get more than a handjob, I suppose.

Her grandiosity is always good for a laugh, but on balance, I'm happy to cut her some slack. She's taken some [censored] on this board, and still keeps on coming back. If nothing else, I give her credit for having great big brass ones.

so, what ur saying is that u did not reread hizzle's account, as the above is clearly a reimagining on ur part.

08-14-2007 , 12:53 PM

#85

RickAstleyFan

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

Quote:

I can't help but feel Brandi is the Tonya Harding of poker. We know very little of any accomplishments she's had, yet we all know who she is.

FYP

08-14-2007 , 01:33 PM

#86

tm55417

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I will finally be able to get some sleep tonight...

08-14-2007 , 02:10 PM

#87

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

Thread delivers in no way, shape or form.

08-14-2007 , 02:10 PM

#88

grdred944

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,254

Quote:

Rumor around commerce is that she is doing alright at poker but losing it all back at bacarrat.

Why doesn't Someone teach her 2 play bacarrat

Always bet on Banker. There, she has been taught.

08-14-2007 , 02:13 PM

#89

grdred944

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,254

Quote:

brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

Don't you think that is a bit over the top?

Way over the top. 15 would probably do it.

Don't underestimate the power of an apple and a Three Musketeers bar.

08-14-2007 , 02:23 PM

#90

brtinla

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 16

"1. Brandi will realize that she is no longer relevant and be discouraged that the nerds on here no longer go crazy on threads just when they hear her name."

Brandi proves her relevence every time judging from thread views and replies when she is involved. I for one appreciate the "assistants update". I am as interested as anyone in what she is up too.

ANd why do people keep bothering her about the non existent Newhizzle debt but no one clowns neverwin who owes him a lot more? I could give a [censored] that everyone takes Newhizzle's lunch money. Tell him to grow a pair and maybe it won't happen.

It's Brandi's world, you just live in it.

08-14-2007 , 02:51 PM

#91

Squareview

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,043

Quote:

It's Brandi's world, you just live in it.

wtf LOL

08-14-2007 , 02:56 PM

#92

CrushingX

banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 10

It seems like all of the things you said would require money to be able to do them...

08-14-2007 , 03:02 PM

#93

RickAstleyFan

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

Brandi will always be relevant, but only as a punchline to a joke.

Milli Vanilli is still relevant.
Vanilla Ice is still relevant.
John Bobbitt is still relevant.
Brandi Hawbaker is still relevant.

08-14-2007 , 03:16 PM

#94

DoubleDealDecker

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 94

I care.

08-14-2007 , 03:17 PM

#95

Al Capwne

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,431

08-14-2007 , 04:20 PM

#96

quirkasaurus

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,701

Quote:

For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

any confirmation that this is indeed someone associated with
Brandi ?

or is this a gag account and the original post was done solely
to incite the wonderful sarcasm and vitriole that predictably
followed ?

just asking. i enjoy the sarcasm and vitriole.