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Rumor around commerce is that she is doing alright at poker but losing it all back at bacarrat.

And believe me, for anybody who hasn't played at the bike or commerce, those tournaments are +EV for anybody who can recite the order of winning poker hands.

08-14-2007 , 04:14 AM

#53

saucyspade19

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lol scizophrenia

linden oaks psychiatric hospital>>>commerce hotel

08-14-2007 , 04:20 AM

#54

Wondercall

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User has been ignored

You are now ignoring this user. You will no longer see the body of any of their posts.

I bet that will last.

08-14-2007 , 04:38 AM

#55

Patrick Bateman

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Sincerely,
Her assistant

08-14-2007 , 05:28 AM

#56

apefish

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brandi, i've got 25 bucks and i'm bored. how bout u blow me while i watch sportscenter?

Don't you think that is a bit over the top?

Way over the top. 15 would probably do it.

Let me reiterate myself. Asking such a question seems highly inappropriate, especially considering she is an active member and will eventually read the remarks. It's fine to be funny, but there is a point where it becomes offensive and immature.

This better be a good gimmick.
Otherwise, no.

08-14-2007 , 05:31 AM

#57

braminc

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i know this is pretty much just a joke thread, but i have it on good authority that Brandi's boyfriend isn't broke, but doesn't give her much money.

if he isnt broke yet, give him two mroe weeks with brandi. he'll be broke.

08-14-2007 , 05:36 AM

#58

silver book

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Rumor around commerce is that she is doing alright at poker but losing it all back at bacarrat.

Why doesn't Someone teach her 2 play bacarrat

08-14-2007 , 05:38 AM

#59

Trix

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Thanks, now I´ll be able to sleep tonight!

08-14-2007 , 05:43 AM

#60

IRuleYouHard

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Brandi you rule... Ship the nude pics pls.

08-14-2007 , 06:07 AM

#61

glimmertwin

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She stole 30k from someone who was trying to help her out.

Not really. In the frenzy of the original bloodbath, I believed this as well. I've since re-read newhizzle's original posts though, and on doing so, revised my opinion. newhizzle admits that she had permission to play on those accounts, and most of the time, to play at the levels she was playing at.

If she'd given up the poon, my guess is that newhizzle wouldn't have had any complaints at all, but even he doesn't make the claim that she stole from him. More that she... I dunno, misled him into thinking he was gonna get more than a handjob, I suppose.

Her grandiosity is always good for a laugh, but on balance, I'm happy to cut her some slack. She's taken some [censored] on this board, and still keeps on coming back. If nothing else, I give her credit for having great big brass ones.

08-14-2007 , 06:09 AM

#62

xker17x

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brandi u truly are the most pathetic person in the world u attention hungry u know what

08-14-2007 , 06:51 AM

#63

fees

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08-14-2007 , 06:55 AM

#64

Jooka

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Brandi you rule... Ship the nude vids pls.

FYP

08-14-2007 , 06:56 AM

#65

Jooka

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ban plz.

08-14-2007 , 07:00 AM

#66

MaverickUSC

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7 attention whore's would've done the job just nicely.

Second, she sucks at baccarat since she's a bad guesser. Duh.

Devo

08-14-2007 , 07:01 AM

#67

sdfsdf

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nobody [censored] cares

08-14-2007 , 07:12 AM

#68

NancyD

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who's taking care of her trailer while she's in LA?

08-14-2007 , 07:33 AM

#69

dwf76

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Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament as the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

FYP

08-14-2007 , 08:08 AM

#70

isapistola

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how many personalities does she have here now? one as herself, one as her boyfriend "brandon" and now one as her assistant.

all you morons lining up to ask "who cares?" are being a bit conradictive.

08-14-2007 , 08:29 AM

#71

Benedict

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Eight pages of "who cares?" replies? I am sure she really feels the apathy.

Glad to hear she is still living the dream.

08-14-2007 , 08:33 AM

#72

Patrick Bateman

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Eight pages of "who cares?" replies? I am sure she really feels the apathy.

Glad to hear she is still living the dream.

Eight pages? Better check your forum settings yo

08-14-2007 , 08:34 AM

#73

demon102

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I despise these Brandi threads, so damn many of them. I really thought I would not be seeing another one but of course here it is without fail.

08-14-2007 , 08:55 AM

#74

Rushmore

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For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

It's funny to imagine the buildup preceding this post:

"Not only has there not been a thread about me at 2+2, I haven't even been mentioned at all for months. It looks like I need to rekindle my abject relationship with the outside world. I'll make a post that infers that I am now a success in every aspect of my feeble existence and then in a half-assed attempt at veiling my moronic and unbelievable brag ("high stakes"), I will further my mendacity by signing "assistant."

<Sigh>

08-14-2007 , 09:07 AM

#75

BuddyQ

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I despise these Brandi threads, so damn many of them. I really thought I would not be seeing another one but of course here it is without fail.

Yes but August is a slow month for 2+2 page views/site traffic, so Brandi's 'assistant' thought the time was right to try and drum up some Brandi page click magic.

I have also been able to dig up a pic of Brandi's assistant, see below:

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