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Where is Brandi? Where is Brandi?

08-14-2007 , 01:05 AM
For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant
08-14-2007 , 01:06 AM
Liar.
08-14-2007 , 01:07 AM
op sux
08-14-2007 , 01:09 AM
OP, no offense- but who gives a [censored]?

Hope she plays well.
08-14-2007 , 01:10 AM
She's in my basement fridge, along with Chris Ferguson WSOP CHAMP!
08-14-2007 , 01:10 AM
Oh yeah...

Does her assistant have a name?
08-14-2007 , 01:12 AM
wow... just wow...

that's just pathetic
08-14-2007 , 01:13 AM
Since I'm damn near Sherlock Holmes crossed with Encyclopedia Brown, I was able to piece together the clues that proved this post was entirely garbage.

In order of increasing unlikelihood:

1) Brandi can afford food delivered by something other than a vending machine

2) Brandi can afford an assistant

3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

4) Brandi being able to afford 'high-stakes' cash games (or tourney buyins)


and finally:


5) That Brandi would ever date a dude who is broke



Here endeth the lesson.
08-14-2007 , 01:13 AM
"Action" Dan
08-14-2007 , 01:15 AM
also

we dont want to hear about brandi unless she is getting POB or writing nostradamus-like predictions in her own blood on mirrors.

thanks
08-14-2007 , 01:15 AM
turn 400 bucks into 200,000 again in two weeks
08-14-2007 , 01:15 AM
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Currently she is staying at the Commerce
Excellent. I arrive tomorrow.
08-14-2007 , 01:23 AM
pay back newhizzle
08-14-2007 , 01:25 AM
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3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

You think Brandi has time to call every restaurant in town to tell them she isn't going to need a reservation?
08-14-2007 , 01:29 AM
but does she need a satilite buy in?
08-14-2007 , 01:32 AM
who the hell is Brandi?
08-14-2007 , 01:35 AM
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For those dying to know..
spit coffee onto laptop at this point which destroyed it and had to buy a new computer in order to make this post to tell forum about previously stated occurrence
08-14-2007 , 01:36 AM
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who the hell is Brandi?
You've been here for almost a year.

Is this a level?


/Do a search for her name. Get some popcorn & read some really long discussions.
08-14-2007 , 01:37 AM
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3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

You think Brandi has time to call every restaurant in town to tell them she isn't going to need a reservation?
A+, 10/10
08-14-2007 , 01:44 AM
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who the hell is Brandi?
You've been here for almost a year.

Is this a level?


/Do a search for her name. Get some popcorn & read some really long discussions.
Yes, attempting to level
08-14-2007 , 01:47 AM
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Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

wow how much anal did she do to get staked for all those tournaments??
08-14-2007 , 01:50 AM
is anyone even interested in brandi anymore? just go away you wench
08-14-2007 , 01:51 AM
Dear Brandi Assistant,
Why is Brandi not returning my calls, her number is still 1-900-hiv-[censored], right?

It is a sad day when a man can't use a certain s word for loose women with out being censored.
08-14-2007 , 01:51 AM
Haven't read the rest of the thread, but I can safely say that i don't give a [censored]
08-14-2007 , 01:52 AM
When I saw the question, "Where Is Brandi"

I figured the answer was:

On her back, legs spread with tons of lube waiting for the camera light to come back on.

      
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