i <3 intellipoker

in $50 25k gtd on stars other day, this german had it and had vpip of 70%, prf raise of 50% and an aggression factor of around 40%.

for a while i just let him have reign of the table as he had like a billion big blinds after stealing pot after pot (plus shoving like 4x pot with T6o and getting snapped by 57 on an 886 flop), then i open KQdd and he calls in the blind.

flop 933, he checks, i bet like 3/4 pot, he min raises, i insta-shove, he tanks and folds. few hands later, i raise a6dd in CO, he calls in blind, flop is completely irrelevant (i don't remember it nor did i care what it was in the first place), he checks, i bet, he min raises, this time i want him to bluff turn so i call. turn is a brick, he checks and i shove for like 2x pot. i don't wanna just lead and have him shove, and i don't wanna check and see btm pair beat me. so, i shove, he autofolds.

overall, i'd say intellipoker is the best thing to ever happen to online poker.

that would be the textbook 100BB-5-bet with AQo

can't decide which i like more...

blahahaha 4fpps/day !?!?!? hahahahahaha

They are truly bad....I suck but the are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy worse!

uhhh lol i thought it was a site like liquid poker..
seen 2 of them at 200nl they were 45/5 and talking trash with fullstacks..
love them

bring more germans

Had one yesterday, UTG+1 raises, I 3-bet with AKs in MP to around 10BB (a little bigger than normal, I was trying to set up stack/bet sizes for later streets). Intellidonk, sitting on around 15BB, flats me with A8o. Since I remember this particular bit of idiocy, you can probably guess the result.

Have actually started making notes and taking names and love sitting at SnGs with these idiots.

"Bring on the Germans" Ah Ha Ha...

Most of the these guys are terrible. As a tourney donk, I have a few annecdotes.

#1 I had one guy who bet the pot every single time you checked with an insane VPIP (like 40-50%), AF and PFR . So I have KK, I raise, he calls. Flop comes crap, I check he pots it, I call. Turn is more crap, I check, he shoves (my stack had just over a PSB left) I call. Dude flips over QJ for no pair, no draw, nothing. I mean its one thing to bluff like that occasionally, but this guy was obviously doing it in ANY pot.

#2 Guy raises from UTG, gets flatted by someone in MP, and I shove for like 10times his raise with AKs. Dude calls with AJs and of course sucks out (I have him covered but not by much). So I rip Intelli poker after and say "what the hell do the teach you", and the guy responds "they teach me to win". But like do you REALLY think AJs is good in that spot, when I shove over an UTG raise? This isn't 2 years ago, I'm not squeezing light your fool.

So I don't know what they teach, but I don't think the word "range" or "vary your play" or "position" are words that they use.

Yeah alll pretty terrible fwiw

hahaha

I hope they keep teaching this way for a long time.

Pokerstars did this to make table selection easier for the regs.

Sharkscope a guy named xanja, he had an intellipoker icon and his record is quite impressive imo

The other guys I have seen with it arent that flash. Then again, it isnt as if I am playing in the nose bleeds

i play the $16 18 mans and see these guys all the time. most are bad. never ss any of them tho but they run sick high vpip and low pfr. @ least in sngs. theres like one who is tight and play's ok and it always f's me up because i think im playing the 40/4 intelli-poker icon but its a 10/8 decent reg.

Can non german people get this?
If i ever get to games like 100nl im gonna make this my avatar so everyone will call when i have a hand. awesome

bitte klopfen Sie nicht das Glas

lets see stars goes and gets intellipoker and Fulltiltpoker goes and gets cardrunners.
Stars wins again

nice, I wondered why they sucked so bad

[x] german short stacker

Looks like theres a lot of them here

From an intelipoker player:

Poker Stars $15+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (CO): t1500
BTN: t1160
SB: t1880
BB: t1460
UTG: t1500
MP: t1500

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K J
UTG calls t20, MP raises to t60, 3 folds, BB calls t40, UTG calls t40

Flop: (t190) 7 T 6 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks

Turn: (t190) 7 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks

River: (t190) A (3 players)
BB bets t120, UTG calls t120, MP calls t120



ugh this guy is limping every button and minbetting when checked tooo. actually driving me nuts

Thats "Harrington on Hold'em" after 1,5 Years.