Dneg's hairplugs.
$1/2 "Pros" who live within 10-20 minutes of casino and show up with a backpack bigger than what I'd bring for a weekend trip
Live, when you chop with the blinds and they have to waste 5 seconds to show you what they're chopping with. Hey, look, I had A10 off... I mean, look, it's a good hand, look at my hand, hey look... I had a good hand.
I do not care what you chopped with, I don't ever care about any of your hands, ever.
Like others have said, I don't care that you had J6 on a 66J flop. Don't elbow me and whisper to me that you had J6, stop.
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Originally Posted by Adjusted
People who say "winner winner, chicken dinner!".
Any poker saying that was "fun" during the boom makes me cringe.
Guy needs a Jack for straight and bricks, "Just one jack off!"