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Originally Posted by WhatsUpGuys
1- People who hit 15 in blackjack (against a facecard) get an ace tomake 16, then sit there for a minute contemplating if they should take another card or not, this happens SO OFTEN!
I secretly hope the people who stay lose, even moreso when i properly hit my 16 the same hand and bustout.
2- People who dont know how to play, look at me and ask what i would do, i tell them the correct play, they listen and lose and then say to themselves or a friend of theirs"i just listened to a random guy how to use MY money!" "what was i thinking!!!:?
3- Poker players who say"omggggg i folded 9-4 when the flop is 994 they look at you and smile like you are their bestfriend and ahve to share this funny laughter or something
4- Poker players who flirt with females on the table or cocktail waitresses and overly compliment them, usually ugly women too which makes it funnier. men who give ptos back to girls, telling their holdings etc.
5- when people say"good game" when i bust a mtt on the 1st hand.
6- when poker players say "goodluck" because it makes no sense and its a complete lie
7- pokerplayers who badbeat you in livepoker and say"sorry" when you ddint say a single word to them or show any emotion to a standard hand. I started saying"oh, you are sorry? do you mind sliding me over 500 dollars then? if so ill forgive you" they usually look at me confused after that.
8- peopl who say"son i been playing poker before you were born!" yes grandpa thats the pathetic thihng that you STILL open 8x the bb and get mad at standard plays.
9- people who smile and look at you and say"hey do you know why they call AK the anna kournakova?" like they are telling the best joke when its been said millions of times
10- people who believe michael jackson touched kids.
One these was funny but 9 were not. 5 were standard. ONE of your answers was unrelated to anything... but whatever, another one was distasteful, and 2 were inane.
You just need to chill kid.