American scarves aren't the size of bed sheets.

long reflective social media posts when you're added or dropped as a poker brand promoter

Overall: Very, very powerful, above-the-law free market capitalism hypocrites.

Subset (of above): All crony corrupt capitalist crooks who push for anti-internet gambling laws but pose as states rights defenders otherwise.

1) People who tell you they folded 10-5 off when the flop comes 10 10 5. Just stop talking, if you're playing that hand, you're playing every hand and the money you would have won on this pot would dwarf the endless buyins you'd lose playing that. Just stop. No one cares. I just stare back with glazed dead eyes

2) People who sit at the table for less than an hour and then take the meal button and leave for an hour . . . even worse, is if they come back and rack up.

3) Tattoos. Just no. They dont look good. Ever. I dont care how special someone was, your "forearm memorial" looks trashy. Yes, I said it. No one looks better with an ink splotch on them, and this goes a hundred times moreso for women. You cant improve any decently attractive woman's body with some stupid tattoo. "Look how elegant she looks in her wedding dress . . . and that huge dragon tattoo on her shoulder?! awwwwww, so cute" Not. Vegas is the Mecca of bad tattoos. Go to vegas for that alone. You'll see all kinds of devastation on bodies.

4) OMC's who say, "why did you raise? We're trying to win the bad beat here" when the bad beat is large. Like I'm supposed to sit here for hours on end and just limp every bad beat eligible hand or every hand for that matter? What am I supposed to do on the flop? Am I allowed to play if I hit something? I mean, if I play, then no one can suck out the other end of the bad beat? What are we doing here under your rules? If limping all day is what you want, tell about 4 tables of guys, "let's all table change to table X so we can play that way" and create your own loser table. I came to play, if my $10 preflop raise at 1-2 causes you to fold bad-beat eligible hands, well what are you playing for $10? Anything at all?

5) People who smoke. Seriously, you smell absolutely disgusting and the entire table knows. At what point did you ever think that habit was a good idea? In Chicago it's literally $10 a pack. So you're looking at $300 a month or $3600 a year for you and everything you own to smell horrific. Well done! Ever get in the car of a smoker? I'd rather walk, thanks. I'd sooner make out with a chick who picks her nose and eats it than one who smokes. Nothing makes me cringe more than this, Shoulda listed it number 1

6) "Wash the decks" guy. Shoot that guy. Seriously. Wash em? Why? Splain that to me. Why? Just why?

7) Guys who call you lucky when your nut flush draw beats their flush draw. (this has happened to me) If we both hit our flush on the turn, how am I the lucky one and you're not? You hit your hand too, right? You would have lost to my A-high anyway if we both didnt hit. When did I become "lucky" here?

8) When LAG-maniac's build up a stack thru suckouts and then whine about having no luck when they lose it all back.

Self-awareness is a gift. Not everyone has it.

I could go on . . .

He’s a good dude but gotta say rapidesh

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******ed threads in NVG

people who post in TZ and slander Russell Westbrook.

Short-tempered, over-compensating, insecure MAWGs who berate the fish for playing like fish.

Threads about what makes you cringe.

People who post hot takes in TZ.

When people say NH or WP after a hand.

People who hold chicken wings over the table.

Gruesome ugly men getting massages from skanky girls at the table.

When the pizza man is giving you back change really slowly, hoping that you'll let him keep the 0,12€ change.

You're exempt vini b/c you are the ****ing man and everyone should know it.

Every post/poster in the politics forum.

1- People who hit 15 in blackjack (against a facecard) get an ace tomake 16, then sit there for a minute contemplating if they should take another card or not, this happens SO OFTEN!
I secretly hope the people who stay lose, even moreso when i properly hit my 16 the same hand and bustout.

2- People who dont know how to play, look at me and ask what i would do, i tell them the correct play, they listen and lose and then say to themselves or a friend of theirs"i just listened to a random guy how to use MY money!" "what was i thinking!!!:?

3- Poker players who say"omggggg i folded 9-4 when the flop is 994 they look at you and smile like you are their bestfriend and ahve to share this funny laughter or something

4- Poker players who flirt with females on the table or cocktail waitresses and overly compliment them, usually ugly women too which makes it funnier. men who give ptos back to girls, telling their holdings etc.

5- when people say"good game" when i bust a mtt on the 1st hand.

6- when poker players say "goodluck" because it makes no sense and its a complete lie

7- pokerplayers who badbeat you in livepoker and say"sorry" when you ddint say a single word to them or show any emotion to a standard hand. I started saying"oh, you are sorry? do you mind sliding me over 500 dollars then? if so ill forgive you" they usually look at me confused after that.

8- peopl who say"son i been playing poker before you were born!" yes grandpa thats the pathetic thihng that you STILL open 8x the bb and get mad at standard plays.

9- people who smile and look at you and say"hey do you know why they call AK the anna kournakova?" like they are telling the best joke when its been said millions of times

10- people who believe michael jackson touched kids.

Watching high stakes pros on tv/youtube/pokerstars etc be all socially awkward with each other.

One these was funny but 9 were not. 5 were standard. ONE of your answers was unrelated to anything... but whatever, another one was distasteful, and 2 were inane.

You just need to chill kid.

Hmmmm

How so many poker players jumped into crypto and were shilling it to death and now complete shutdown. *kuch* Doug Polk *kuch*

The definition of the morning after cringe!

Going for some beer with the guys, coming home feeling like a poker God ( while continuing to to drink beer) Hitting a 450 player 27$ 30k buy in. Getting to 4th place with 2 tables to go,,,,,, and ,,,,,, falling asleep.

Yes people, that feeling you get on waking up to find 150$ credit in the account... when it could have been ?????

That my friends is THE CRINGE!!!!

I Vote this post as the best on NVG in the last few months..
Why, because that's how l roll...

people who post sharkscope graphs on facebook

communists