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"ok than expect a fight and expect to be f***ed up cause i role deep mother f***er and u dont even kno about that...u better hope i dont see your ugly ass at a tournament cause ill F**K YOU UP."

perfect

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09-22-2013 , 08:55 AM

#177

MastaAces

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World Champion of Online Poker 2005-06
what?

We pride ourselves on having the biggest selection in the area and being one of the fastest growing company's in the industry

Ive played on the Magic: The gathering Pro Tour Circuit, Was ranked #1 in the world at in 2003

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09-22-2013 , 09:38 AM

#178

Maybe_memories

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,470

Didn't think it was possible for someone to have a worse fashion sense than lilholdem. This guy takes the cake.

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09-22-2013 , 09:39 AM

#179

Christ, De 'Berg!

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Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,966

^^ he won WCOOP ME in 2005 so it's at least arguable that he was "world champ" until the 2006 ME crowned a new one

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04-29-2017 , 01:06 AM

#180

JPittBoss

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4

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Originally Posted by Maybe_memories

Didn't think it was possible for someone to have a worse fashion sense than lilholdem. This guy takes the cake.

It's been too long since this has been bumped. Also, lol @ lilholdem

Edit: RIP lilholdem, forgot about that

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04-29-2017 , 01:16 AM

#181

Genetikfreak

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,299

He should do a modern 'remake' of that pic with his mom.

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04-29-2017 , 01:22 AM

#182

JPittBoss

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4

I don't think I've ever actually seen the picture even though I've checked this thread several times throughout the years.

TBH I don't care to see them, I just remember that WCOOP event Jordan won while **** talking Lee Jones way back in the day. His story has just kept me intrigued all these years.

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04-29-2017 , 10:30 AM

#183

Zpaceman

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 645

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Originally Posted by johnnyv5000

I remember meeting him in Atlantis 2006 paradise poker 5k something. Sat at his table, super cocky talkin about his upcoming tv show. Very first break he sprints to the other end of the resort and drops 12 dimes playing blackjack and sprints back in 15 minutes. All the adults at the table smirked. Guess he thought degenning was really cool

LOL remember that too - at that time there were a lot of degen kids in the poker world, but he stood out as the d-bag uber alles.

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04-29-2017 , 01:02 PM

#184

NickyC

old hand

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Forever in our minds.

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04-29-2017 , 02:28 PM

#185

H0RUS

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fixed

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04-29-2017 , 09:42 PM

#186

NickyC

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LoL ^

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04-30-2017 , 01:19 AM

#187

Monorail

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Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 991

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Originally Posted by lol documents

so is he still working in the furniture store?

Yup. https://www.arnoldsofficefurniture.c...meet-our-team/
Grey zip-up.

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04-30-2017 , 11:31 AM

#188

Gzesh

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Originally Posted by Monorail

Yup. https://www.arnoldsofficefurniture.c...meet-our-team/
Grey zip-up.

"Chris: You heard of anything?

Vin: Just shooing some flies away from a Mexican village, but I can't find out what it pays.

Chris: Twenty dollars....

Vin: That wouldn't even pay for my bullets.

Villager: We understand. You could make much more in a furniture store. And it would be good, steady work. "

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054047/quotes

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04-30-2017 , 01:04 PM

#189

LOLOL

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Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 599

He was a kid FFS, and one with unusual talent at the time.

Its rather amusing watching a bunch of what we can presume are grown ass men being judgy towards a kid who acted the fool... going on damn near a decade later?

How autistic are you morons?

Christ.

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04-30-2017 , 01:08 PM

#190

coordi

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Who wouldn't want to work with DJ Khaled's brother

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04-30-2017 , 04:12 PM

#191

borg23

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Originally Posted by LOLOL

plenty of people his age made tons of money from poker back then and didn't act like grade a dbags.

his mom definitely didn't help matters.

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04-30-2017 , 07:17 PM

#192

LOLOL

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Originally Posted by borg23

plenty of people his age made tons of money from poker back then and didn't act like grade a dbags.

his mom definitely didn't help matters.

Some people do dumb **** when they're young. Act like *******s.

Some people are boring and never do anything either offensive or interesting.

This is some next-level obsessive autism to bump a thread like this years and years later, when the guy is pretty clearly not involved with poker anymore and working in a furniture store FFS.

ZOMG REMEMBER THAT TIME 10 YEARS AGO WHEN THAT KID TYPED WORDS THAT MADE ME HAVE FEELINGS??

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04-30-2017 , 07:22 PM

#193

Jbrochu

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nice cartoon ha ha

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04-30-2017 , 07:33 PM

#194

Shmoove

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Someone please photoshop his furniture face on his family photo.

Sent from my HTC6515LVW using Tapatalk

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05-01-2017 , 11:36 PM

#195

Penetrator

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Nothing extraordinary, there are sites full of mother - son love.

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05-02-2017 , 08:30 AM

#196

arcdog

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Originally Posted by LOLOL

You seem to find a way to enter every thread possible in order to call people "autistic" for some reason - did you just read an article on autism or something?

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05-02-2017 , 06:15 PM

#197

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Penetrator

Nothing extraordinary, there are sites full of mother - son love.

no problem with mom, it's the douchebag cap tilt that makes me angry.

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05-02-2017 , 06:35 PM

#198

X9s

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Originally Posted by Dominic

no problem with mom, it's the douchebag cap tilt that makes me angry.

well to be fair the cap tilt allows his mom a better angle to rest her cheek on his ear/face.

dont you all remember being young and your mom was always doing stuff like this?