What is the best/funniest screen name you've seen on any poker site? - Page 66 - Poker News

Dunno if it's been mentioned before, but I like the story behind Faraz Jaka's screenname. When he first started playing poker as a clueless newbie in college, he'd play any two suited cards. Because of that, he made flushes more often than his pals. They nicknamed him "The Toilet" because he was always flushing. Little did anyone know that within a few years he'd be playing nosebleed stakes under that username. Evidently he built his roll up to 170K, but then flushed it all away like a proper degen. "The Toilet" turned out to be a very apt name. He's an excellent tourney player now.

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11-29-2011 , 11:54 AM

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funnyflops

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i don't know if this was mentioned in the previous pages, but while watching a poker training video, i saw the screename "RakeMeHarder."

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11-29-2011 , 11:58 AM

#1628

tompakee

banned

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,201

Duno if it's been said before in thread but seen a guy once called BATFASTARD made me giggle

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11-29-2011 , 02:10 PM

#1629

DrunkTilt

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 611

surprisebuttseks - merge

guys an uber donk

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11-29-2011 , 03:05 PM

#1630

I.M. Baked

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,584

YourTearsMyLube

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11-29-2011 , 04:37 PM

#1631

TheLusty

adept

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 905

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Originally Posted by DrunkTilt

surprisebuttseks - merge

guys an uber donk

Was posting same ... so +1 on both counts.

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11-29-2011 , 04:55 PM

#1632

yankeedawg

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 251

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Originally Posted by ifucankeepit

rumpltiltstm

Along the same lines....."rumpleforeskin".........lol

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11-29-2011 , 05:33 PM

#1633

12grand

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39

brucewizayne!!!!!!!

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11-29-2011 , 05:58 PM

#1634

salesbeast

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,308

My old account Mnt2atatime

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11-29-2011 , 06:22 PM

#1635

Al Capwne

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,431

Sorry if mentioned before...looong thread... but "AnneFranksDrumKit" made me do a spit take.

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11-29-2011 , 06:31 PM

#1636

Grindation

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,077

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs

Last edited by Grindation; 11-29-2011 at 06:39 PM.

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11-29-2011 , 09:20 PM

#1637

bertie_tapper.god.

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 82

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Originally Posted by TheLusty

Was posting same ... so +1 on both counts.

surprisebuttsex has made a forced entry appearance on high pulse poker! synchronicity and all that

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11-29-2011 , 09:53 PM

#1638

allinken

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 236

not a real screename

My FTP screename was same as 2+2 name. Every once in a while someone would say thats a gay name. I would say its not as gay as my old name

They would ask what it was and I would say Itakeituptheace

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11-29-2011 , 10:13 PM

#1639

polar beat

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 47

I always loved hentai_party on Party Poker back in 2005. Best I've seen to this day.

I played as KhaledSheikhMohammed on PP until too many people complained about my anti-American chatboxing. I remember spending an hour on the phone with customer support until finally agreeing to switch it to NawaqAlHazmi.

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11-30-2011 , 02:06 AM

#1640

CannonLee

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 128

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Originally Posted by Grindation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs

saywatagain, saywatagain i dare you.. i double dare you muddaF$$$A!!!

Last edited by CannonLee; 11-30-2011 at 02:13 AM.

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11-30-2011 , 04:26 AM

#1641

shiish

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 878

BUSTKUNTLOL, superjewz

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11-30-2011 , 06:01 AM

#1642

CaliStyle

See my staking thread

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,356

CakeFarts

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11-30-2011 , 06:21 AM

#1643

CaliStyle

See my staking thread

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,356

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyHGc...eature=related

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11-30-2011 , 07:12 AM

#1644

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

LEedidit
with avatar of twin towers in back, also Isaidtoptop with avatar of jamie gold when he 1st said it

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11-30-2011 , 07:24 AM

#1645

daChimp

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,350

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Originally Posted by Grindation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs

Deffo, saywhatagain!

"Did he look like a bitch?"

"WHAT?!"

Spoiler:

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11-30-2011 , 07:57 AM

#1646

agarn

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 103

Cardswithtards (merge)

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11-30-2011 , 11:11 AM

#1647

brrrap!

banned

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,096

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Originally Posted by polar beat

I played as KhaledSheikhMohammed on PP until too many people complained about my anti-American chatboxing.

That's impressive considering the max is 12 characters.

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Originally Posted by agarn

Cardswithtards (merge)

Winner.

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11-30-2011 , 11:17 AM

#1648

Bene Gesserit

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,365

Nostradumass

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11-30-2011 , 01:37 PM

#1649

Brand000n

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 308

DontRaiseMeBro

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11-30-2011 , 01:46 PM

#1650

Brand000n

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 308

Here's a good one from Bodog's new anonymous tables: "Player 2".

And my personal favorite: "Player 4"

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