Those prohibitive software NDAs are a bitch.
I feel sorry for Ben86 getting picked on as a kid by Doug clones but that's no excuse for scamming, even if Doug seems to have a knack for coming off as a prick.
The Galfond reference is dumb on both parts and shouldn't be used in this at all, imo, it just shows similar weakness and unprofessionalism by both of you at/in different times and circumstances.
Most of the rest is just a long drunk story that's fairly insignificant.