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Old 05-14-2018, 01:54 PM   #1
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VIEW : Fish donít quit your jobs

I love the Kendrick Lamar saw ď please donít quit your job, please donít quit your job..Ē

A) you canít beat live
B) u donít understand the main components that will be missing even if we get a 50 state legalization.
C) u kinda suck at life and canít win at anything

Quit all the new boom talk and re up your lease.

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Old 05-14-2018, 02:55 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2018, 04:19 PM   #3
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you'll eventually get there OP, keep putting in the work.
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Old 05-14-2018, 05:07 PM   #4
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you'll eventually get there OP, keep putting in the work.
Get to what? Internet wizard?
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Old 05-14-2018, 06:17 PM   #5
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Get to what? Internet wizard?
if by internet wizard you mean a person capable of writing decent OP's, yes.
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Old 05-14-2018, 06:36 PM   #6
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you'll eventually get there OP, keep putting in the work.
U must be a boomahlic too. Donít remortgage your single wide to buy into legal online poker when it happens . Free advice .
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Old 05-15-2018, 12:46 PM   #7
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D) I don't want to face more (semi-)regs (anyone with a serious attitude) in my games
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Old 05-15-2018, 02:31 PM   #8
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no such thing as a fish anymore
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Old 05-15-2018, 02:55 PM   #9
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A) What sort of a job does a fish have besides being delicious?
B) How can they quit their job if they cannot speak?
c) You're welcome.
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Old 05-15-2018, 04:23 PM   #10
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Fish bring money to game
OP rags on fish.
Brilliant.
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Old 05-15-2018, 07:03 PM   #11
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Sit Down. Be Humble.
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Old 05-15-2018, 07:15 PM   #12
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OP is an angry fish, obv.
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Old 05-15-2018, 07:40 PM   #13
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I love the Kendrick Lamar saw ď please donít quit your job, please donít quit your job..Ē
I like the kendrick lamar song

"Miss me with that bull**** (Bull****)
You ain't really wild, you a tourist (A tourist)
I be blackin' out with the purist (The purist)
I made a hundred thou' then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I made 500 thou' then I freaked it (I freaked it)
I bought a '87 for the weekend (The weekend)
This ain't what you want, this ain't what you want (What you want)
This ain't what you want, this ain't what you want (What you want)"

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Old 05-16-2018, 05:28 AM   #14
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And it's like that lil bish

NBA I don't get no sleep no I don't like that lil bish
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:22 AM   #15
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no such thing as a fish anymore
when you can't spot the fish....
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:43 AM   #16
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why do you care about fish? did some of us offend you again the other day?
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:40 AM   #17
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He's not saying he doesn't like fish, he just wants them to have jobs so they can bring money to the games, IMO.
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:02 PM   #18
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He's not saying he doesn't like fish, he just wants them to have jobs so they can bring money to the games, IMO.
Counterpoint: ďu kinda suck at life and canít win at anything.Ē
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Old 05-16-2018, 01:03 PM   #19
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Re: VIEW : Fish donít quit your jobs

Anyone here know of any longtime dealers that are fish? Always blows my mind when a person who sees that many hands, player mannerisms, betting patterns, etc. plays like complete doodoo.
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:45 PM   #20
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Re: VIEW : Fish donít quit your jobs

Many of the dealers think they are geniuses bec of that. And maybe they are! I watched one limp in UTG at 8-16 LHE and win a big pot w/ his 4-2o just two days ago!
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:10 AM   #21
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Anyone here know of any longtime dealers that are fish? Always blows my mind when a person who sees that many hands, player mannerisms, betting patterns, etc. plays like complete doodoo.
That's why they deal poker for a living lmfao
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:03 PM   #22
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Anyone here know of any longtime dealers that are fish? Always blows my mind when a person who sees that many hands, player mannerisms, betting patterns, etc. plays like complete doodoo.
All of the dealers in the games in my town are massive whales who don't understand the very basics of the game (wouldn't be able to beat 2NL on stars).
Not sure if this is standard. Also most of the players are also whales so it makes sense that the dealers didn't pick up any useful information.
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:20 PM   #23
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no such thing as a fish anymore
The 20 tabler is the new fish.
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Old 05-17-2018, 02:30 PM   #24
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The 20 tabler is the new fish.
nope..there're part of the originals teachers asshats dandruff and that dude from newyork
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Old 05-17-2018, 04:46 PM   #25
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Anyone here know of any longtime dealers that aren't fish?
fyp
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