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Old 04-30-2009, 12:29 PM   #176
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As much as Brad Garrett annoyed me at the NHUPC, he did make a nice comment on Davids diamond tooth pick: "Hey, David. If you're finished with that lollipop, perhaps you could pass that on to the floorman?"
Brad Garrett was hilarious, he kept hammering on Williams for the 'pick nonstop. This line was the best tho.

Brad was also in fine form against Annie Duke who we ALL love to hate.

As much as I hate to see pretenders like Garrett, Don Cheadle, Shannon Elizabeth, etc. play in these things... they definitely needed Brad's comic relief.

P.S. Laak sounded a bit nasal and sniffly during his hoodie match with Oppenheim. Probably just had a touch of swine flu... LOL
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:31 PM   #177
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His STL pass has just been REVOKED.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:05 PM   #178
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Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
There are hundreds of these stories too, like the time he was caught cheating at GO FISH with an old lady (srs), and on and on.

But the most ridiculous thing is how one guy says 'MJ is a douche' and then a bunch of people lose their **** saying 'OMG NO HES NOT'... As if the word 'douchebag', in a slang sense, actually has a specific definition.

This is a good read for anybody actually interested in arguably one of the least-liked players in the history of the NBA:

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Old 04-30-2009, 01:45 PM   #179
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DEFINITELY A BIGGER DOUCHE THAN JRB
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:47 PM   #180
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Was that Andre ''the pitbull'' Arlovski next to nelly in ante up for africa tourney?

Wonder what nelly's stars name is...
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:47 PM   #181
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Brad Garret dissing DW right to his face a couple times on the NBC HU was some of the best TV I have ever seen.

-David Williams walks over to Brad's table-
Brad: "David Williams, the vanilla ice of poker"
-David has no come back-
Brad: "Hey David, I was gonna come over there and lick it, I thought you had a lollipop in your mouth"


Among other things... but when David struts over with his pirate scarf and blingpick and gets called Vanilla Ice of poker, the look on his face was priceless.

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Old 04-30-2009, 02:49 PM   #182
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:03 PM   #183
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As much as I hate to see pretenders like Garrett, Don Cheadle, Shannon Elizabeth, etc. play in these things... they definitely needed Brad's comic relief.
No way, Garrett was absolutely unbearable. I had a hard time watching when he was onscreen because I was literally getting chills out of embarrassment for him.

I will however concede that his "Vanilla Ice" comment and knocks about the toothpick were awesome. Apparently Garrett can actually be funny when in the presence of a douche of equal magnitude, its like when you multiply negative numbers and get a positive.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:19 PM   #184
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:10 PM   #185
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No way, Garrett was absolutely unbearable. I had a hard time watching when he was onscreen because I was literally getting chills out of embarrassment for him.

I will however concede that his "Vanilla Ice" comment and knocks about the toothpick were awesome. Apparently Garrett can actually be funny when in the presence of a douche of equal magnitude
Oh make no mistake, it was clear that Brad Garrett is probably a FAR BIGGER DOUCHE than David Williams could ever be, even if he decked himself out in pure bling from his 'fro to his toe...

But he was quite funny in a number of spots, and even you admitted that.

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its like when you multiply negative numbers and get a positive.
I lol'ed. Perfecto.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:46 PM   #186
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Garret verbally owning DW @ nbcsports.com

Second round hearts/diamonds segment 5 - 4:00 mark
Second round hearts/diamonds segment 6 - 2:00 mark and beyond

I love how he hugs Kenny Tran at the end btw!
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:04 PM   #187
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:54 PM   #188
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OMFG. What the hell is that?!?!?
In a small corner of America, known as New Jersey, people are orange.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:24 AM   #189
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yes, that ******ed thing around his neck...
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:52 AM   #190
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This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
i cant get over this pic... im just stunned lolololololl

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Old 05-01-2009, 02:50 AM   #191
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sad to see him spend money on that when the whole world is struggling.
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:10 AM   #192
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Who the Fk is Michael Jordan?
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:15 AM   #193
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Old 05-01-2009, 03:29 AM   #194
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Old 05-01-2009, 05:12 AM   #195
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I dont think Ive ever seen anyone pull off the toothpick...reminds me of the clown at the bowling alley in Uncle Buck.
snoop dogg would be about the only person I can think of that could pull it off.
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:37 AM   #196
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:49 AM   #197
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wow such a great job finding the most douchiest photo's of these people on the internet.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:01 AM   #198
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Kids. Only years from now will they realize how utterly stupid they were. Or not.

The toothpick, without a doubt, it phucking ridiculous.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:14 AM   #199
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The bandana.....really lame imo

David Williams is NO Razor Ramon...well, unless he is also an alcoholic, then maybe so cheeko!
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:50 AM   #200
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This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
You east coast dudes are something else....

I've heard of the red man and yellow man... stands to reason there would be an orange man out there too.
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